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How to write an ironic and self-motivated sentence?

As follows:

1. I really don't know how long I should stick to this man who is not motivated. I have no sense of responsibility for my children.

If I become a person who complains all day that the society is not striving for progress, let me die before middle age.

3. A useless man will only be jealous and curse everyone who lives better than him at night, like a bitch.

As a man, he is a giant baby with no responsibility, no progress, insufficient ability to do things and too many problems.

In real life, many men are willing to be mediocre, do not seek progress, and drag you to die with him.