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After retirement, the old man has no hobbies and nothing to do. How did they spend every day in their old age?

I belong to this kind of old man, and now I am still an empty nest (my only daughter has settled in other places), and I have settled in other places (that is, there are no relatives to go to), and I have no hobbies. I have retired for seven years. Tell me how I spent it:

First, I was really sad for about a year when I just retired. I was so sad that I was looking forward to the call-even if I lied, I couldn't wait to answer the phone last time, but no matter how I catered to each other, they didn't fall for it. The most extreme and last time was to listen to the other party's arrangement to report to the criminal investigation department of the public security bureau, but it happened that the door was closed on weekends. Ask each other what to do, be scolded and hacked. Since then, I have never received such a phone call. I still don't understand why. I'm not content to be looked down upon by even liars.

Two, a year later, someone recommended an enterprise to hire consultants with high salary (more than pension). After I went there, I found that I had basically nothing to do and felt that I had suffered a loss. Three months later, I resigned. After a while, I was recommended to be the chief engineer of a leather bag company and developed a new technology (in the name of the company's boss-I got seven patents), but in the construction of the first project, I found that I had no previous energy. It's true to keep working.

Third, it is precisely because of the experience of being hired out of the mountain for the second time that I thoroughly understood one thing: leading a retirement pension and living an idle life is the happiest long life! When the mind is stable, the body is stable. I don't even watch books or TV. Every day, I just read the headlines, discuss topics of interest, and make strange remarks among my friends. Then I buy food, cook, eat and sleep with my wife. When the season is right, I will travel and make a big wish: I would rather give the money to the travel agency than to the hospital. Life is quite comfortable, and the medical insurance card has saved tens of thousands of dollars.

Four, nagging these is to explain my point of view: the so-called hobby needs to communicate with people (in a broad sense, including relatives). As long as you associate with people, you will not only have happiness, but also have troubles. For example, there are winners and losers in opera, losses in financial management, too hard part-time work, strong and weak sports, easy to get together, and full of children and grandchildren. This is not conducive to the health of the elderly, and quietness is the way to maintain health.