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Comment on a person's ugliness
Original text:
Big iron vertebra, I don't know who it is. Chen Xiaocan, the younger brother of Beiping Province, was in Henan, where he met with General Song. In the Song Dynasty, the people of Qinghua Town in Huaiqing were skillful in martial arts. People from seven provinces came to study, and people called General Song Yun a hero. Gao Xinzhi was a disciple of Song Dynasty, and he also liked Qing people. He is strong and good at shooting. The eldest son, Chen, is seven years old and has few classmates. He tastes like General Song.
There are healthy guests in the seat, ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————— If you lock and practice, praise it. It's difficult to talk to others, and the language is like a chusheng. Buckle his hometown and surname, and don't answer.
As we slept together in the middle of the night, the guest said, "I'll go!" " "I can't see what I said. When Zi Can saw that all the windows were closed, he was surprised and demanded to believe. The letter said, "When I first came, I didn't wear a crown or socks. I wrapped my head in a blue towel and my feet in a white cloth. There is nothing outside the big iron spine, and the waist is platinum. Neither the general nor I dare to ask. "The child wakes up from sleep, and the guest snores and sleeps on the kang.
One day, General Song resigned and said, "I was proud of your name at first, but it was not enough. I will go! " The general forced him to stay, but said, "I killed horse thieves several times and took their things, so I got back at me." If you live long enough, you will be in trouble. Tonight, I will fight somewhere. " General Song said gladly, "I ride a horse with an arrow to help fight." The guest said, "Stop! There are countless thieves, and I won't like it if I want to protect you. " General Song is conceited and wants to see what the guests are doing in order to treat them. Guests must go with them. When he reached the bucket, he sent the general to the empty castle and said, "But watch carefully and let the thief know."
The cock crows and the moon sets, the starlight shines on the wilderness, and people are seen in a hundred steps. Blow a few times when passengers pass by. In a short time, more than twenty thieves rode around and hundreds of people followed them on foot. A thief suddenly ran towards the guest with a knife, and the guest let out a cry and waved his spine. The thief fell off his horse and the horse's head split. The thieves marched in a circle, and the guests attacked from left to right, killing 30 people. General Song held his breath and looked at it. Suddenly I heard a guest shout, "I'm leaving." The dust rolled eastward. I haven't been here since
Translation or annotation:
I don't know where I come from. Chen Zican of Beiping went to Henan to visit his brother and met him at the home of General Song. General Song, a native of Qinghua Town, Huaiqing Prefecture, has strong martial arts. People who like to engage in martial arts in seven neighboring provinces all come to learn from their teachers. People call him "General Song" because he is tall and strong. General Song's disciple is also from Huaiqing House. He is strong and good at shooting. He is seven years older than Chen Zican. They were classmates when they were young, so they once accompanied Chen Zican to visit General Song.
At that time, a guest had a hearty meal —————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————. When asked about his hometown and name, he didn't answer.
Later, Chen Zican, Gao Xinzhi and others all slept with the iron cone. In the middle of the night, the big iron chase said, "I'm leaving!" " Then he disappeared. Chen Zican saw that the doors and windows were closed and asked Gao Xinzhi in surprise. Gao Xinzhi said, "When this guest first arrived, he didn't wear a hat or socks. He wrapped his head in blue cloth and his feet in white cloth. He didn't take anything except a big iron vertebra, but he had a lot of money wrapped in his belt. Neither General Song nor I dare to ask him. " When Chen Zican woke up after sleeping, the sledgehammer was snoring and sleeping on the kang.
One day, when Datiezhu said goodbye to General Song, "I heard that you have a great reputation and regard you as a hero, but your martial arts are useless." I'm leaving! "General Song tried his best to keep him, but the big iron chased him and said," I have fought and killed many times, and the robbers who robbed the road all regarded me as an enemy. If you live here for a long time, I'm afraid disaster will implicate you. In the middle of the night, the robber was making an agreement that I would fight in a place. General Song was very happy and said, "I rode a horse with a bow and arrow to help you fight." Big iron vertebral said, "don't go! The robbers are highly skilled and outnumbered. If I want to protect you, I can't fight and kill happily. "General Song thinks himself great, and wants to see what Big Iron Cone has done, so he urges Big Iron Cone to let him go. Big iron vertebral helpless, had to let general song together. When the duel was about to begin, the sledgehammer escorted General Song to the empty earthen castle and said, "Just watch the battle, be careful not to make any noise, and don't let the robbers know! "
At this time, the morning chicken crowed, the moon disappeared, the stars shone on the empty Yuan Ye, and only people within a hundred paces could be seen. The big iron cone rushed down the bunker and blew a few times. In a short time, more than 20 robbers on horseback gathered from all directions, carrying bows and arrows, and 100 robbers followed on foot. A robber with a knife suddenly rushed at the big iron vertebra. The big iron vertebra growled and waved the iron vertebra. The robber fell off his horse and his horse's head was broken. The robbers surrounded the big iron vertebra forward, and the big iron vertebra struggled to lift the iron vertebra left and right to meet it, and the robbers went belly-up. Da Tie Zhui killed thirty robbers in a row. Song Jiangjun was so scared that he couldn't breathe. Watching them fight, his legs trembled and he almost fell from the earthen fort. Suddenly I heard the big iron vertebra yelling loudly: "I'm leaving!" " "Then he ran eastward in the rolling dust. From then on, the big iron vertebra will never come again.
2. How do ancient poems describe a person's ugliness? There has never been a shortage of poems praising human beauty in history;
"As long as she turns her head and smiles, a hundred spells will be cast, and the powder and paint in the sixth house will go up in smoke."
"There are beautiful women in the north, and they are peerless."
"Laugh at the spring peach, and the clouds pile into a green bun; The lips are full of cherry blossoms and pomegranate teeth are fragrant. "
Reading these poems, you can't see that person knows its beauty, and every word is used properly.
Some people are beautiful, and naturally some people are not satisfactory.
Similarly, the ancients praised the beauty for her first-class literary talent, and it was nothing for modern people to come to power. The ancients were cruel and deadly. Please take a deep breath if you have any concerns!
Before I left the courtyard for three or five steps, my forehead had reached the painting hall. -Su Dongpo
Last year, a tear of lovesickness didn't reach my ears and cheeks. Xiaomei Su
Footsteps haven't left Ge Xiang, and my forehead has touched the drawing room.
Tears shed last year have not reached my cheeks this year.
This is probably the mutual friendship between the ancients!
Su Xiaomei had a beautiful woman's head, so Su Dongpo laughed at her, and Su Xiaomei also responded to Su Dongpo, laughing at Su Dongpo's long face with tears that flowed out last year.
The ugly girl surprised her neighbors when she followed suit. -Li Bai's "Antique"
Xi Shi Ying smiled and frowned, and the ugly girl was tired. -Li Bai's "Yu Hu Yin"
Shi, one of the four beauties, is a delicate and touching beauty even if she covers her chest.
However, imitating Dong Shi's "Four Stunning Seats" is another scene.
It seems that in the past, she was beautiful, too. Anyway, she looks good.
Ugly women compete for hairpin flowers, and the more flowers are reflected, the uglier they are. -Si Kongtu "Xiao Shi Chen Yi Zi Ang"
Without contrast, there is no harm. This poem is very straightforward. It says that an ugly girl has a flower arrangement on her head, but it is even uglier against the flowers.
I look at your face and want to cut it.
It is reported that this sentence is still a popular "poem" on the Internet, and it is hard to hear that people want to give him a knife. This should be ugly to some extent.
Its Wen Chou, its face.
They all say that "the belly is full of poems." However, it is not only warm, but also more attractive. If people are ugly, they should read more books.
You can't be farsighted just because you are ugly. -"New Tang Book Zheng Chuan"
"You can look at it from a distance, but you can't play with it", which can't be "far-sighted". Look at it from a distance, okay?
"Zuo Taichong is absolutely ugly, and he also went back to Yueyou, so the group spit on him and came back." -"Shi Shuo Xin Yu"
Zuo Si took to the streets following the example of Pan Yue, a handsome man at that time, but the effect was quite different. He threw fruits and stones and was spat on by women, which is probably an atrocity.
Ugliness is not charming, and sitting still is not subversive. -Rebecca's "Foot Girl"
Just ugly. There is no charm that women should have. How ugly!
Ugly costumes and short arms are not good karma. -"Police Assistant Minister Zhai and Chashan send five-character poems"
Its face is very bad.
The "poor" face value that can be blurted out should have Dozza's heart ~
After reading these, do you also begin to admire the ancients?
Although some people say that this is a world of looking at faces, it must be said that it is the inner part that ultimately deprives people.
3. How to evaluate a person with a paragraph of classical Chinese, if it is too long, add one point, and if it is too short, subtract one point; The powder is too white and red, the eyebrows are like jade feathers, the muscles are like snow, the waist is like a plain bundle, and the teeth are like shells. With a smile, it confuses Yangcheng and charms Cai.
Chu Song Yu in Warring States Period: Disciples' Lyric Ode
At first, it shone like the roof beam at the beginning of the day; It is also relatively low-level, and the moon is bright.
The deity in Chu and Song Yu's works in the Warring States Period.
When a beautiful woman is drunk, she looks better.
Evocation by Chu and Song Yu in the Warring States Period
If you are in Youlong, your sleeves are as bright as neon.
Han's Dance Fu
There are beautiful women in the north, and they are peerless and independent. Take care of the city first, then the country.
A song of Li Han Yannian.
Looking from a distance, if the sunrise rises; If you are forced to check it, it will burn like a wave. If you are surprised, if you are Youlong.
Three Kingdoms Cao Weizhi's Ode to Luoshen
Dignified attitude, lofty and quiet personality, plump skin, thin and moderate figure.
Du Fu's Second Way in Tang Dynasty
4. I want to find an article in classical Chinese, which probably means that the author lives in a hotel and Yang Zi lives in a reverse journey.
Travelers have two concubines, one is beautiful, the other is evil, the evil one is expensive, and the beautiful one is cheap. Yoko asked him why, and the rebellious teenager said to him, "Beauty is self-beauty, and I don't know its beauty; I don't know if evil people are evil. "
Yang Zi said, "Remember, disciple! Go to the sage and go to the sage, be safe and not love! " Note: Yoko, also known as "Yoko", is said to be a great thinker Yang Zhu in the Warring States Period. Reverse travel: inn evil: ugly boy: this refers to the owner of the hotel: expensive: noble, respected, cheap: cold reception from the United States: I think it is beautiful: reasons.
The reason for going: to leave, which means to get rid of Ann: Where to love: To be loved by Yoko Yang Zhu, to go to Song State and stay in an inn. The innkeeper has two concubines, one is beautiful and the other is ugly.
Ugly people are respected, but beautiful people are given the cold shoulder. Yoko asked the innkeeper why he did this, and the innkeeper replied, "That beautiful one thinks she is beautiful and proud, so I don't think she is beautiful;" The ugly one thinks she is ugly, but I don't think she is ugly. "
Yoko said, "Remember, disciple! Where can people who are virtuous but not self-righteous not be respected? " .
5. The classical Chinese text about beauty and ugliness is in 1. As everyone knows, beauty is beauty, and evil has been done.
As we all know, goodness is good, but it is not good. Whether they are born together, difficulties and difficulties complement each other, long and long are in phase, competition and harmony, sound and sound.
It is based on the inaction of saints and the teaching of words; Everything has a beginning, born with a beginning, relying on success, not living.
It is impossible for a husband to live in a house. Everyone in the world knows that beauty is beautiful because of beauty, and ugliness is ugly because of ugliness.
Everyone knows that good is good, but they don't know how to be kind to themselves. The mutual achievements of existence and non-existence, difficulty and ease are also compared with each other. The high and low are quite full, the sound and harmony are coordinated, and the rhyme and rhyme go hand in hand.
The so-called eternal, sage inaction, practice silent education, respect the natural laws of heaven and earth, and do not force their own growth. Everything grows in accordance with the laws of nature, so it is inappropriate to support the growth of everything, let alone rely on it, because achievements will last forever without seeking credit. 2. Original text; Zou Ji is more than eight feet long, but he is handsome.
Chao (zhāo) peeped at the mirror in his clothes and said that his wife said, "Who am I, Xu Hongmei from the north of the city?" His wife said, "You are beautiful. How can the palace compare with you?" ? "Xugong in the north of the city is the most beautiful man in Qi. Zou Ji didn't believe in himself, so he asked his concubine, "Who is more beautiful than Xugong? " ? " My concubine said, "Where can I compare with you?" ? The next day, a guest came from outside, sat next to him and asked him, "Who is more beautiful than ordinary people?" " ? " The guest said, "Xugong is not as beautiful as you." . "
Xu Gong will come tomorrow, who will see it and feel inferior; Look at yourself in the mirror, as far as the horizon. Thinking about it at dusk, I said, "My wife is beautiful and I am private; The beauty of my concubine is afraid of me; The beauty of the guest is me, I want my things. "
So he went to the court to see Wang Wei and said, "I sincerely know that Xu Hongmei is not as good as Xu Hongmei. My wife is a private minister, my concubine is afraid of me, and everything my guests want is more beautiful than Xu Gong.
Today, the land is thousands of miles away and there are 120 cities. Palace ladies are private kings, and court officials are not afraid of kings. They all want the king to be within their four borders: from this point of view, the king is very protected. "The king said," good. "
He ordered: "those officials who can stab me in the face should be rewarded;" There will be a reward for those who write and exhort me; Those who can slander the city will be rewarded if they listen to me. " At the beginning of the stage, the ministers remonstrated and the door was crowded; After a few months, from time to time (jià n); Period (j: and) years later, although want to talk, but no one can enter.
Yan, Zhao, Han and Wei are all Qi people. This is the imperial court, and there is no need to use war to defeat the enemy.
Translation; Zou Ji is more than eight feet tall and handsome. One morning, he put on his coat and hat and said to his wife in the mirror, "I am more beautiful than Xu Gong in the north of the city." His wife said, "You are very beautiful. How can Gong compare with you? " Duke Xu in the north of the city is a handsome man of Qi.
Zou Ji didn't believe that he would be more beautiful than Xu Gong, so he asked his concubine, "Who is more beautiful than Xu Gong?" My concubine said, How can you compare with me? The next day, a guest came from outside. Zou Ji sat talking to him and asked him, "Who is more beautiful, Xu Gong or me?" The guest said, "Xu Gong is not as beautiful as you." Another day passed, and Xu Gong came. Zou Ji looked at it carefully and felt that he was not as beautiful as Xu Gong. Looking at myself in the mirror again, I feel far from it.
After lying down at night and thinking about it, she said, "My wife thinks I'm beautiful and partial to me." I think I am beautiful because I am afraid of me; The guests think I'm beautiful and want something from me. So the court visited Qi Weiwang and said, "I really know that I am not as good as Xu Hongmei.
My wife is partial to me, my concubine is afraid of me, and my guests want something from me. They all think I am more beautiful than Xugong. Now Qi has a territory of thousands of miles, 120 cities, concubines in the palace, and there is no one who doesn't favor you. No minister in the DPRK is afraid of you; There is not an ordinary person in this country who doesn't want anything from you.
From this point of view, your majesty, you have been deeply deceived! "Qi Weiwang said," good! " He gave an order: "all ministers, officials and people who can accuse me of mistakes face to face will be given excellent rewards;" "People who write to me for advice can get a moderate reward; Those who criticize my mistakes in public places and spread them to my ears can get poor remuneration. " As soon as the order came out, all the ministers came to remonstrate, and the gates were like the city; A few months later, occasionally someone came to remonstrate; A year later, even if I want to protest, I have nothing to say.
Yan, Zhao, Han, Wei and other countries came to Qi to appear before the court. This is what people call the imperial court to defeat the enemy.
3. Original text; Longpan in Jiangning, Dengwei in Suzhou and Xixi in Hangzhou all produce plums. Or: "Mei takes pleasure as beauty, straight without posture; Take beauty as beauty, and the law has no scenery; Sparse is beautiful and secret is stateless. "
Solid also. This literati painter, knowing what he meant, failed to write a letter to the queen and won the plum blossom on earth; And you can't let the world straight, delete secrets, hoe, and take mei disease Mei as a career for money.
People who are not in a hurry for money can also take away their wisdom. Others told Plum the secret of the literati's loneliness, and they were right. They raised the edge, deleted the secret, killed the young branches, hoeed straight, and suppressed their anger in order to raise prices, while Plum in Jiangsu and Zhejiang were all sick.
The disaster of literati painters is so fierce! I bought 300 pots in advance, all of them were sick, and I didn't finish any pots. After crying for three days, I vowed to treat it: let it go, destroy its basin, bury it in the ground, and untie its brown bondage; For five years, it will be restored.
I am willing to be criticized for this kind of non-literati painter and set up a museum of sick plums for storage. Oh! Ann gave me more leisure days and more fields to store the sick plums in Jiangning, Hangzhou and Suzhou, and to treat them when I was poor! Plum blossoms are produced in Longpanli in Jiangning, Dengwei Mountain in Suzhou and Xixi in Hangzhou.
Some people say: "Plum blossoms are beautiful with curved branches, but straight branches have no lasting appeal;": The branches are tilted beautifully, and there will be no scenery if they are straightened; It is beautiful to have sparse branches. Dense branches have no posture. "That's the way it is.
These literati painters know what it means in their hearts, but it is inconvenient to announce it publicly, and they loudly appeal to use this standard to regulate the plum in the world; You can't let the plum growers in the world cut straight, remove the density, hoe straight, destroy the plum, hinder its vitality and make it sick as a way to make money. The inclination, sparseness and bending of plum branches are not busy. People who only know how to make money can do it with their own wisdom and ability.
Some people clearly tell plum sellers their hidden special hobbies, and cut off straight branches and cultivate oblique branches.
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