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Boys, tell me one.

1, love will always save people from decadence, happiness will never be broken with love, and the sweet will definitely be given to you with true feelings. Even if the romantic words finally run out of words, I will insist on giving you the most blowing touch!

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: for you, I can go to the moon in nine days and catch turtles in five oceans! Because: Na Yue is you and that turtle is you!

The most beautiful time is with you, and the longest night is the night of lovesickness. With your company, I know tenderness and sweetness. Today, I will welcome you with my broad arms and bright heart! Marry me, dear-all my life, forever!

You must have loved me very much in your previous life, and I owe you in this life. Ask me what I love about you and make me so hot.

5. My whole life is to kiss you.

I care about you, but I love you more.

7. Valentine's Day makes me miss you infinitely. Stop your heart in the harbor where colorful clouds are rising, secretly engrave happiness in your heart, and tie you and me tightly at the end of the years with a love thread.

The furthest distance is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

9, the warmth of love, being cold is also sunshine; The sweetness of love, sadness is also a kind of beauty; The integrity of love, across the horizon, is also dependent on the soul; Love is eternal, so is a short meeting.

10, I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

1 1, we all smiled sweetly, just like our romantic vows. Obviously, it was just a moment of separation, but we began to miss each other again. In the garden without meteors, we sit on the street, because as long as we are with you, it is my greatest happiness in this life.

12, the world is so beautiful because of you, life is so full because of you, and life is so meaningful because of you!

13 I swear, fifty years later, I still love you as I do now.

14, don't drive my love out of the house. Every minute of life can't be without your love. Life is wonderful with you. You are better than the whole world. If you love me, please let go of your heart and let me boldly break in.

15, dare not look at you, blush when looking at you; I dare not open my eyes, I will see you when I open my eyes; I dare not miss you, but I dream of you when I think of it; I dare not talk about you. You can't stop talking. Can I love you?

16, I'm not angry with you anymore. An open-minded and respected person like me will surely forgive you for still being angry with me!

17 In fact, Dou E didn't die unjustly, but the snow in June froze her to death. In fact, the sea is not dry, but the ant hole at the bottom of the river swallows water droplets. Actually, I don't love you either. It's just a text message asking me to say so. So, you know!

18, with my infinite blessing, no matter where you are, I would like to let you know that I deeply bless you: turn countless thoughts and thoughts into every ray of sunshine and warm your heart!

19, if you really love a person, you should love him for who he really is, his good and bad, his good and his bad, and never want him to become what he wants because you love him.

I want you to know that there is someone in this world who will wait for you forever. No matter when and where, you know there will always be such a person.

2 1, instead of enduring long-term pain in hopeless unrequited love, it is better to take a simple and frank action.

22. Where is there plenty of grass in the end of the world? Do not love a flower alone. Never walked side by side, why not be good friends.

23. Our former strangeness has become familiar. From familiarity to self-knowledge, time has created sincerity and quietly narrowed the distance between you and me. In your life, I may not be the best, but you are the most unforgettable one in my life!

24. You are my girlfriend and I will teach you to play football.

25. Meeting you is the fate of this life. Falling in love with you is my happiness in this life. Protecting you is my choice in my life. I have no regrets about you in my life. I will love you forever. Marry me!

26. I miss you all the time, I miss you all the time, I love you every minute, I love you little by little, I miss you in chaos, confusion and confusion, and I don't want to hurt myself, hurt myself. I pray that you treat my melancholy happiness with a sacred wedding!

Would you please stop running around? Take your time, okay? How about taking a break? Take care of my feelings, too, okay? We are bound together, we should act in unison, we should be inseparable, and we can only live together. I can't help it It's all Yue Lao's fault. You should get married quickly and be happy for life.

28. Life is a long way. Let me walk with you. I want to build a sky of our own with you.

A man's implicit confession sentence

1. Listen quietly and feel deeply slowly, and you will find how beautiful nature is; How warm life is! How lovely people love you! Please don't be stingy with your love for everything you have!

2. Now I wake up every day and see your sunny smile on my mobile phone. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your really sweet sleep like a flower.

There is no reason to love you. You are the sun during the day, the moon at night, my umbrella when it rains and my clothes when it is cold.

I just want to kiss you all my life.

The craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

6. Miss you: sooner or later; Miss you: the fog in Yun Qi has dispersed; Miss you: flowers before and under the moon; Miss you: from the bottom of my heart; Miss you: this life and the afterlife!

7. You will set foot on your way home in the faint twilight. I wonder if you had a good day. In the far corner, there is a heart mourning for you. There is no need to remember, because the wind that just passed is my tenderness.

8. Holding your hand, day and night, holding your hand, waiting for tomorrow, holding your hand, walking through this life, holding your hand forever.

9. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

10. Once we were far away, once we were very close; Sometimes we comfort each other, sometimes we celebrate each other; No matter how bumpy the future is, let me walk with you, dear, and we will walk together in the world.

1 1. I am your dog and you are my little bone. Even if I fall into the sewer, I will pick it up and go with it.

12. I really want to erase you from my memory, but I always think of you involuntarily: every moment in my dream, every minute when I wake up.

13. If I were a rose, I would give you fragrance; If I were the sun, I would give you sunshine; If I were a diamond, I would give you eternity; If I were your love, I would give you everything I have.

14. When you are sad, I am willing to be someone you can rely on.

15. Take good care of yourself. I don't want to wait until my next life to love you.

16. Without you, the color is single. Without you, food is tasteless. Without you, I am empty!

17. Where there is sunshine, there is my greeting. When there is wind, there is my sincere blessing. No matter how the environment changes, it will never be forgotten. Bless you! I miss my friend and wish you happiness forever!

18. Turn my thoughts into white clouds floating over the plains, mountains and your head, and silently throw my love poems to you a thousand times and ten thousand times.

19. Now I wake up every day and all I see is your sunny smile on the wall. I really want to wake up one day, and the first thing I touch is your real flower-like sweet sleep.

20. Rose, yours; Chocolate, yours; Diamond ring, yours; You, mine.

2 1. If it weren't for loving you, how could I stay awake at night? If I didn't love you, how could I sigh inadvertently? Only you in the world don't understand that I love you!

22. Be caring and attentive, and do your best to care for it in your heart; A careful reminder conveys the thoughts in my heart; A deep acacia, telling all the thoughts; A true love depicts the love of a lifetime. I miss you in my heart, short messages convey my thoughts, and a few words tell me my love: my love for you will not change, let my love grow old with you.

23. There is water beyond the mountain, and there is an open road beyond the water. People can forget, but I refuse to give up. I would rather let the mountain fall, let it be rugged and let people go.

Meeting you is fate, and falling in love with you is beyond my control.

25. I don't like you best, I just like you!

26. There is water, and there is a clear road beyond the water. People can obviously forget it, but I refuse to give up. I would rather let the mountain fall, let it be rugged and let people go.

27. Love is so magical that I can't help being intoxicated! I can't extricate myself! Just because everything has you.

28. I often miss you in my heart and think about where you are every day. I don't have the heart to bother you. I just missed you so much today. I am sending you a message to tell you that I miss you very much here.

29. Your figure appears in front of my eyes more and more frequently, and gradually, just like breathing, it doesn't stop for a second, which makes me eat badly and sleep badly. I really miss you!

30. There are many ways to like a person besides confession. I want to express my love with the most beautiful words in the world. However, when I am shy and silent to you, do you understand my love?

3 1. In the vast sea of people, I have you, and we have come together. It is luck that we are still sweet, it is our heart. Baby, let's keep happy and keep happy!

32. If I am alive and the greatest gift from God is life, then living with you will be the greatest gift from God in my mission.

33. Looking into your eyes, I see the sea and the blue sky; I see a bright future!

34. Maybe I don't have the warm love like sunshine or the long love like running water. I only know that I have always loved you and tried my best for you.

35. Man: Don't come near me. I am in a bad mood. Woman: What's the matter? M: I like a girl, but she has great conditions. Woman: Tell me who it is and see if I can help you. Man: It's you.

36. Is the taste of happiness a strong fragrance? Is it sweet? Is it a faint fragrance? Is it intoxicating? Neither! The taste of happiness is the heart when I am with you, and the determination to join hands with you and love you forever.

37. Whether it is sunny, cloudy or rainy, the day when I can see you is sunny; No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day.

There are eight words between lovers, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance and tacit understanding. Now I use these eight words to bless our love. May we be happy all our lives and love each other forever.

39. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. Originally you just wanted to hear the familiar voice, but what you really wanted to hear was a string in your heart.

40. If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung; If you are cow dung, I would like to be that fly. If you were a fly, I would like to make an egg with a seam. If you are an egg, I would like to make tea.

4 1. Your hesitation period has passed. Don't be half-hearted! From today on, only be gentle and considerate, not bullying; Only love, no hate; Just laugh, don't cry.

42. I earnestly hope that you are my deepest miss; Friendship is beautiful, and you are my endless concern; Affectionate, you are my greatest blessing; Happy road, you are my best gift; Healthy and happy, you are my most beautiful wealth!

43. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me; For life!

44. Me Before You, the world is a wasteland; After meeting you, the world is a paradise, and the infinite life in the future will be endless because of you.

45. The night was thick, and I had a sweet dream on the river of years; This dream is full of your smile and voice.

46. Only the sun can turn the earth, the moon can turn it, the starlight of the moon can be so brilliant, and the world with you and me can be so rich and romantic.

47. Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

48. Love is deep, rain is misty, you are a worm in my stomach, you know everything I want, everything is self-evident!

49. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

50. Without you, my sky lacks color; Without you, my world is full of thoughts.

5 1. I once had a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it until I lost it! If God gives me another chance, I will say three words to you, I love you. If we have to add another period, I think it is, 10 thousand years.

52. No matter when and where, no matter what you do; Please remember: I will always support you and miss you because you are my favorite person!

53. Like is a touch of love. Love is deep love. I hope we can go home together in the future, instead of sending you home.

54. I want to be with you, watch the sunrise and sunset with you, and collect romantic atmosphere with you.

Just miss, miss you who never belonged to me.

After hearing your story with her, let's end it. Go to sleep first, and waking up may be a sad dream.

In this life, with whom, how and how long, as long as there are more smiles than tears, you will definitely find the right person.

It is not terrible to miss someone when you are quiet, but it is terrible to miss someone when you are busy.

I don't even know what happiness tastes like. I only envy and yearn for others.

Memory, deep into the bone marrow, accompanied by pain, is always clamoring in my life.

Youth is an age that is easy to be emotional but always hurts.

If you don't love me, don't give me a chance to love you.

Think of me when you are happy, and remember me when you are uncomfortable.

Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy just to keep people from asking you what's wrong.

Whether it is love or anything, I have never been confident that I have everything.

I heard that he met a new lover, didn't he? How interesting it is that you are still living in that dream.

Since love, why not say it? Some things have been lost, and now they can never come back!

Cycle after cycle, I have forgotten what happiness is.

Do you see my heart? You got it? Is that enough?

Seeing you holding someone else, I know that sometimes there are no tears when you cry. ...

How many people have fed a hypocritical beast with a sincere heart?

When you don't understand me, even if I show you my sincerity, you can't understand.

One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

I forgot when we said we would be together.

If someone talks to me behind my back, will you give me the trust of covering my ears?

If you leave, I will pull your skirt. If you don't hold my hand, I'll let you go.

Just miss, miss you who never belonged to me.

I return to my memory again and again, but I can't find the shadow of our getting along.

If you miss it, there will be new encounters; Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.

The greatest loneliness in the world-not loneliness; Not in the crowd, unaccompanied; It's a harp song, but it's not harmonious.

Don't come near me, be familiar with me, feel sorry for me and leave me.

I'm no different from being invisible online.

Tears of parting are pure pearls. May we cherish each other.

No one can bind all my emotions except the person I love.

More lasting and sharper than pain, there are waiting for you everywhere. ┆

Always put up with unnecessary plots, how sad the novel is.

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to perfunctory me.

The sunshine is warm, the years are quiet, you are still in the future, how dare I grow old!

When all thoughts turn to dust, I look at what you said to me. I wish you the best when I am moved. Just be happy, just be happy.

One day I will wear a white wedding dress and marry someone else, but I will never mention that I loved you with my youth.

It takes all your courage to accept that you want to leave.

Sweet love signature: If I am white-haired and my face is dying, will you still hold my hand gently?

I usually laugh wildly with people, but I just don't want to be alone.

Give you freedom, give you space, give you freedom, and I will give it back to you.

I don't know if the loneliness for many years makes you long for someone to say good morning to you in the morning.

If you can get drunk in the past, memories are hangovers.

By the time you find out that time is a thief, it has stolen all your choices.

If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.

No one is waiting for someone, a person is waiting for someone, and no one is waiting for someone.

Nothing is more desperate than memories, and nothing is more painful than loss.

I have long been used to being alone at night, beating your memory that belongs to me.

1. People who are moved by their true feelings will be moody. Because they pay too much, it is inevitable to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You deserve to be disappointed. You have hope for others.

2. No matter how bright the lights are at night, it is not the sun; People around you are no more like you than you are.

People suffer because they choose the wrong thing.

4. Some people argue with you every day, but never blame you; Some people, without even quarreling, disappear into the sea of people. It turns out that indifference is more terrible than quarreling!

5. I dare not speak, but I can only rot in my heart; People who can't love can only take it to heart.

6. If you can't move your back, put it down; If you can't afford to get hurt, look down; If you can't figure it out, you can't think; If you can't hate, you have to heal. Life is a process of self-cultivation, so why look at people and things with this kind of injustice, suffer yourself and live up to the years.

It doesn't matter to lose you, but the sunshine is no longer warm, and the excitement has nothing to do with me.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

9. Honey, when you want to cry, look up and tell yourself: Don't be silly, nobody cares.

10. You won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why can you cry for the same person over and over again?

1 1. No matter how rich you are and don't know how to be filial to your parents, others will look down on you.

12. I think it's easier to fall asleep alone. It's not dark when the light is on at night, and the cold in winter can freeze out tears.

13. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will have no good end.

14. I have long been used to being alone at night, knocking on your memories that belong to me.

15. The last thing a woman wants is a tolerant hug, in which she is willful and tangled. Losing love is the only way to make a woman grow up quickly. Wait until one day, no longer infatuation, no longer cheat, no longer moody, then no longer love. Some people, knowing that falling in love hurts, are love. We have always been so affectionate and cruel. Those romances, they're just romances, that's all.

16. I thought I would love for a long time, but I just thought I suddenly forgot all the past.

17. One thing, no matter how beautiful, once there is no result, don't pester it again. You will be very tired after a long time; A person, even if he remembers it again, can't catch it, but he should put it down at the right time. After a long time, you will get hurt and your heart will break. Sometimes, giving up is another kind of persistence. If you miss the splendor of summer flowers, you will definitely walk into the quiet beauty of autumn leaves. Everything, anyone, will become the past. Don't embarrass it. No matter how difficult it is, we must learn to get out.

18. Your praise, seemingly indifferent, is actually full of flowers.

19. Please remember me, remember my name and the years I spent with you.

20. When we meet again, I will smile gracefully and walk calmly, and I won't panic without you.

2 1. No matter how good a friend is, don't call each other brothers easily, because medicine is too expensive and many people can't get into trouble.

22. Life is a kind of bearing, a kind of pressure, and time is like water in a sponge. As long as you are willing to squeeze, there is always something. Our fault is that we always want to get involved with irrelevant people, indulge in our own human relations, and only let our sighs and feelings pale the years and wait.

23. Not all girls like money, but some kind girls also like small animals, such as BMW, Jaguar, Hummer, Bugatti Veyron and Tmall.

24. Life is like tea. Stay calm and be right. Health is not deliberate but natural; Exercise is not in the morning and evening, but in perseverance; Work and rest are not in the morning and evening, but in the law; There is no wealth in the family, only harmony and warmth.

25. Recalling happiness, breaking up is as false as illusion.