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Good morning, humorous and warm-hearted words.

Good morning, humorous, witty and warm words:

First, wake up in the morning and think you have grown taller. It turns out that the quilt is covered horizontally. ?

When I say good morning to you, I don't mean to say good morning to you, but to tell you that it's time to buy me breakfast. ?

Last night, I dreamed that someone gave me 20 million yuan on the condition that I break up with my boyfriend immediately. I cried when I heard this. I rushed up and hugged her thigh and said, "You must keep your word!" " ?

Fourth, in the story, the princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, they were more awakened by urine or hunger.

When I was a teenager, I was crazy about the words "take me away". Now, I will never let anyone take me away at will. I have learned to go by myself. ?

6. Be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in heavy dark circles and poor skin.