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Joyful and funny copywriting for Moments
1. Don’t call me a nerd, please call me Madame Curie!
2. Is there any candy in this world that is bitter? Yes, I have! Her wedding candy.
3. I feel sleepy all day long, live a difficult life, have an unsociable personality, and look very ordinary. Are you talking about people in need like me?
4. How great it would be if all the fat grew on the chest!
5. When you are in a bad mood, tell yourself while eating: It doesn’t matter, I am the fattest.
6. If I could lose weight by thinking wildly, I might have only my soul left now!
7. Why should you choose a good day to get married? Because there will be no good days after getting married.
8. I like the appearance of Accord and the performance of Audi even more, so I mentioned a Yadi last week.
9. If you say touching words across the screen, the other party can receive 10; if you argue across the screen, the other party can receive 200. This is the feeling of a long-distance relationship.
10. Falling in love is like driving. If the car breaks down halfway, the novice will find someone to cry to, but the experienced driver will put on the spare tire and hit the road.
11. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly replied with three words: I will go next time.
12. In this era where it is very easy to make money, I am the kind of person who is very easy to make money.
13. People say that companionship is the longest confession of love. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is entanglement.
14. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I only did the first four.
15. I ordered a portion of shark fin fried rice, but I couldn’t find the shark fin with three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said: My name is Shark Fin.
16. If a girl says she’s cold, just hug her. You may have a girlfriend.
17. Finally I understand why military training requires turning left and right, because it allows for even sun exposure.
18. Looking at China on the tip of my tongue, I feel like I can’t give up even an inch of my country. Who knows what delicious food will grow there.
19. During class, someone passed a note. When I saw the content, I really wanted to slap him. What is written is: Are you there?
20. Treat money as dirt, but everyone is vying to be a dirt collector.
21. What everyone drinks is pure water, why bother pretending to be pure?
22. I just like the way you look at me and feel unhappy, but you can’t kill me.
23. In front of the Chinese football team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys suddenly looked like the Brazilian team.
24. The same is true for swearing. If you are beautiful, you have a true temperament, and if you are ugly, you have no family education.
25. It is said that people have only two choices, busy dying or busy living. I think I have a third choice: busy waiting to die.
26. Research shows that the order of Chinese characters does not affect reading. For example, when you read this sentence, you will find that all the words in it are messed up.
27. If I like you, no matter how bad your temper is, it will be called coquettishness. If I don't like you, even if you are as loyal as a dog, I will think you are shedding hair!
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