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I am too poor to sleep. Tell me about it.
If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.
Reality tells us that there is nothing else, nothing else, no money and no feelings.
4. Eat chaff and swallow vegetables every day, wear patched clothes and use a broken computer.
I have no money to buy breakfast. I cried so hard that I didn't stop. I sat by the roadside and cried. A passerby gave me fifty dollars.
6. I spent no more than 100 yuan on double eleven for three consecutive years!
7. Everyone said: Let nature take its course. Well, can you settle down if you have no money? That's hard to move!
I never know where my money has gone. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.
9. I quarreled with my mother these two days and have no money. I went out to play yesterday, but I was bullied all the time. My seven-year-old brother lent me money. Hehe, what a painful realization.
10. Money is not everything, but it's really hard to move without money.
1 1. Do you think it is extravagant to take millions of buses to work every day? After all, the salary is only a few thousand.
12. When I have money, I must use two pieces of paper to shit.
13. society is like this: behind money are a group of dogs, and the road to a society without money is difficult.
14. Money was not blown by the wind, but was blown away by the wind.
15. Beggars shake bowls at me. I think they are showing off their wealth!
16. I never lack tens of thousands of dollars, but I lack hundreds of thousands.
17. I hope that one day, someone can scoff at me and say, it's just a few stinking money!
18. There is no one like you. Who knows you without money?
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