The wife's birthday greeting is humorous and short.

1. I should pick you up once or twice and give you a birthday kiss. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

2. You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!

Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Come on!

I don't want to give you a birthday present now, so I will write you a blessing. If you think it's not enough, please gather me up and wish you a happy birthday!

My last birthday was really bad, my car broke down, and then my girlfriend abandoned me. That's not enough. A friend sent me a card, which actually said: I wish you a happy birthday every year!

6. On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, feeling like Sprite, always eye-catching.

7. It is said that meteors can give anything they want. If I can, I would like to wait under the night sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your pillow with my blessing. Happy birthday! ! !

8. All blessings are accompanied by our love. On this special day, they are crowded in your glass, red and deep, until the bottom of my heart!

9. When you see this news, haha! You are one year older! If you want to be young forever, please read the following words aloud: Today is my birthday, I am so happy!

10. I wish my sister the longer the more beautiful. She is happy and happy. Every day is like spring.

1. I can't finish talking if I think about it. Your caring heart will never change. A string of sincere wishes, an extraordinary heart, sincerely wish you a happy birthday!

2. I wrote your name in the sky to wish you a happy birthday, but it was taken away by the wind; Write your name on the beach to wish you a happy birthday, but it was swept away by the waves; Write your name on the street to wish you a happy birthday, but the police took you away. Please come to the police station with your birthday red envelope and release me.

Animal star: pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...

4. Happy birthday to you. Your kindness makes the world a better place. May this day that belongs to you bring you happiness, and may the future days be icing on the cake!

A lady walks into a pet shop and wants to buy a sweater for a puppy. The clerk asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.

If I had one million dollars, I would send it to you. Do I have a million dollars? No, so I can only send a short message with a dime to wish you a happy birthday.

7. Warmly congratulate you on your birthday, send my love and a small gift. Happy every day, always smile.

8. Happy birthday to my beautiful, optimistic, enthusiastic, healthy, confident and energetic big friend-mom!

9. You ran n laps on the runway of life in one breath. Today, it is the starting point. Are you tired? Take a break. Tomorrow you will start a new cycle. I, China, wish you all the best. I will stand by and cheer for you as always.