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Classic dialogue in A Dream of Red Mansions

Baoyu had already met another sister, thinking it was the daughter of Lin Zhixiao's family, and quickly bowed. After seeing each other, he sat down and described it carefully. His eyes looked happy but unhappy. The state has two sorrows, and it is sick. Tears a little, breath slightly. When you are free, it shines like a beautiful flower on the water, and when you act, it looks like a weak willow tree. The heart knows better than the stem, and the disease is not as good as the west.

Baoyu looked at it and said with a smile, "I've seen this sister before."

Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "That's nonsense again. Have you seen him? "

Baoyu said with a smile, "I haven't met him before, but I'm familiar with him. Even if we are old friends, we don't need to meet again today."

Without saying a word, I suddenly heard someone outside say, "Miss Lin is here."

Words haven't say that finish, Lin Daiyu has shaken in. As soon as I saw Baoyu, I smiled and said, "Oh, what bad luck!" "

Baoyu and others quickly got up and sat down with a smile. Baochai said with a smile, "What do you mean?" "

Daiyu said with a smile, "If I had known he was coming, I wouldn't have come."

Baochai said, "I don't understand this."

Daiyu said with a smile, "If you want to come, come, or none will come. He will come today, and I will come again tomorrow. It's too staggered Don't people come every day? Not too cold, not too hot. How can my sister not understand this meaning? "

Baoyu asked, "Is it snowing?"

"It has been snowing for half a day," said the wives underground.

Baoyu asked, "Did you take my clothes?"

Daiyu said, "Shouldn't he have left when I came?"

Baoyu said with a smile, "When did I say I was going? But be prepared. "

It happened that Xueyan, Daiyu's little maid, came to give birth to a small stove for Daiyu. Daiyu said with a smile, "Who told you to send it?" Don't disturb him, it will kill me! "

Xueyan said, "Sister Zijuan was afraid that the girl would be cold, so she sent it."

Daiyu took it and held it in her arms. "It's a pity that you listened to him," she said with a smile. What I tell you on weekdays goes in one ear and out the other. How did you listen to him? It was faster than the imperial edict! "

Aunt Xue said, "You are always too weak to be cold. Why don't they miss you? "

Daiyu said with a smile, "I don't know my period. Fortunately, my period is coming. Wouldn't they be annoyed if they were in other people's homes? That's easy to say. People don't even have a hand stove, so they send one from home. Don't say that the ladies-in-waiting are too careful, just think that I used to be so frivolous. "

Aunt Xue said, "You are so thoughtful. If you think so, I don't have such a heart. "

"You don't have to coax me. From then on, I dared not get close to Mr. Zhong, who thought I had gone. "

Baoyu smiled and said, "Where are you going?"

Lin Daiyu said, "I'm going home."

Baoyu said with a smile, "I'll go with you."

Lin Daiyu said, "I'm dead."

Baoyu said, "If you die, I will become a monk."

Hearing this, the Lin Daiyu pulled her face down and asked:

"Thought you were going to die, what nonsense! How many sisters are there in your family? They will all die tomorrow. How many of you are going to become monks? I will tell others to comment on this tomorrow. "

Lin Daiyu said, "It's nothing if you die. What golden unicorn will you leave behind?" In a word, Baoyu was in a hurry, so he quickly came up and asked:

"Are you cursing me or are you angry with me?"

When Lin Daiyu asked, she remembered what happened the day before yesterday, so she regretted her expectations and hurriedly laughed.

"You don't worry, I was wrong. What happened? My muscles are jumping up, so anxious. "

As he spoke, he couldn't help reaching out to try the sweat on his face.

Baoyu looked at it for a long time before saying, "Don't worry."

Lin Daiyu listened, dazed for a long time, and said:

"I have what not trust? I don't understand this. Why don't you tell me how to rest assured? "

Unexpectedly, before she could speak, Daiyu said, "What are you doing here? Anyway, now you have someone to play with, who can read and write, who can make jokes and is afraid that you will be dragged away by anger. What are you doing? I'm going anyway! "

Baoyu hurried forward and whispered, "You're such a smart man, don't you even know' I don't know my family, I don't want to be arrogant'? Although I am confused, I understand these two sentences. First of all, we are aunts, uncles and sisters. As far as relatives are concerned, he is rarer than you. Second, you go first. We can eat at the same table and sleep together. He's new here. Why should someone alienate you for him? "

Spat Lin Daiyu, "did I tell you to alienate him? What kind of person have I become! I did it for my heart. "

Baoyu said, "I did it for my heart, too. Can't I just know your heart and not mine? "

Baochai was embarrassed to see him in a daze, so she dropped the strings and turned to go. She saw Lin Daiyu stepping on the threshold, smiling with a handkerchief in her mouth.

Baochai said, "You can't stand the wind. Why are you standing in the wind? "

Lin Daiyu said, "I wasn't in the house. I heard the call from the sky, so I came out to have a look. It turned out to be a silly goose. "

Xue Baochai said, "Where is the silly goose? May I have a look? "

Lin Daiyu said, "He flew away with a bang as soon as I came out."

As he spoke, he threw the veil at Baoyu's face. Baoyu might as well hit him in the eye and shout.

Baoyu was in a daze when Daiyu threw a handkerchief and hit him in the eye. She was startled and asked who it was.

Daiyu shook her head and smiled. "I dare not lose my hand. Because Sister Bao wants to see the goose, I will show it to him, and I don't want to miss it. "

Baoyu rubbed his eyes, waiting to say something, but it was hard to say again.

Feng smiled apologetically and said, "I have come on orders from my wife. Don't blame me, sister. Why are you angry? "

The maids were ordered to close the door quickly. Pinger Fenger and others are busy closing the door and collecting books for others.

Tanchun said, "You can search my things, but you can't search my maids. I used to be more vicious than others. I know everything about that girl, and I keep it here. They don't have any collections. Search me if you want. If you don't comply, go back to your wife and say I violated her. What should I do? I'll get it myself. Don't be busy, naturally there are even days of copying! You didn't say anything about Zhen's family when you got up early today, but your family's property is good. You really copied it today. We are coming gradually. It can be seen that if such a big family is killed from the outside, it will not be killed for a while. This is what the ancients once said,' A hundred-legged worm dies without being stiff'. You must commit suicide from home to be defeated! " As he spoke, he burst into tears.

Lin Daiyu strolled into Hongyi Hospital. It turns out that Li Gongcai, Feng and Baochai are all here. When she saw him come in, they all smiled and said, "Here comes another one."

Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Everything is ready today. Who invited you to post it? "

Xi-feng said, "I asked the maid to bring two bottles of tea the other day. Where have you been? "

Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Oh, I forgot. Thank you very much. "

Feng added, "Have you tasted it?"

Lin Daiyu said, "I eat well. I don't know how your spleen and stomach are? "

Xifeng said with a smile, "If you like it, I still have it."

"If it's true," said Lin Daiyu, "I'll send the maid to get it."

"Don't take it," said Xifeng. "I'll send someone to get it. I have one more thing to ask you tomorrow. Send someone to send it with me. "

Lin Daiyu said with a smile, "Listen, you ate a little tea from their family and invited some people."

Feng smiled and said, "Forget it, you gossip. You drink tea and water. Since you have eaten our tea, why don't you give us a wife? "

They all laughed together. Lin Daiyu blushed and turned away without saying anything. Li Gongcai smiled and said to Baochai, "Our second aunt has a good sense of humor."

Lin Daiyu said, "What is humor? It's a mean tongue. " He spoke and spat.

Feng smiled and said, "Don't dream! You made a daughter-in-law for our family. What do you lack? " Pointing to Baoyu, he said, "Look, people, families, foundations and furniture are not worthy." Who else did you insult? "

Miaoyu said, "Is this vulgar? I am not crazy, but I am afraid that you may not find such a vulgar device at home. "

Baoyu said with a smile, "As the saying goes,' Go to the countryside with the countryside'. When I came to you, I naturally reduced all the gold and jade jewelry to vulgarity. "

Miaoyu was very happy, so she found a big bamboo root with nine twists and one hundred and twenty ten ring carved on it (table above, dishes below, and Yinhai). She smiled and said, "This is the only one left. Can this sea be eaten? "

Baoyu said with a smile, "It's time for dinner."

Miaoyu said with a smile, "Although you ate it, you didn't waste it with these teas. Didn't you hear that' one cup is delicious, two cups are stupid things to quench your thirst, and three cups are drinks for cattle and mules'? What will you become if you eat this sea? "

Baochai, Daiyu and Baoyu all laughed. Miaoyu held the pot and only poured about one cup into the sea. Baoyu ate it carefully, feeling very frivolous and full of praise.

Miaoyu said seriously, "You owe him two blessings for this cup of tea. I won't give it to you if you come alone. "

Baoyu said with a smile, "I know it very well. I don't appreciate it either. I just want to thank them. "

Miaoyu said, "I understand."

Baoyu felt suspicious when he heard the word "golden jade", so he said, "I must have this idea in my heart except that others say golden jade. I will never be a man!"

Hearing this, Lin Daiyu knew that he was suspicious. She quickly smiled and said, "It's so boring. What do you mean, no two sides?"? I don't care what good advice you have! "

Baoyu said, "I can't tell you what's on my mind. I'll understand later. Besides the old lady, master and wife, the fourth one is my sister. If there is a fifth person, I will swear. "

Lin Daiyu said, "There's no need to curse." "I know you have a' sister' in your heart, but I forgot about it as soon as I met her."

Baoyu said, "That's your business. I won't do it again. "

Aunt Zhao asked angrily, "Who told you to drag others?" If you were not in charge, I wouldn't ask you. Now you say one is one, two is two. Now that your uncle is dead, you gave me twenty or thirty taels of silver, and your wife won't listen to you? Obviously, my wife is a good wife, and it's all your vitriol, but it's a pity that my wife has nowhere to make it. Don't worry, girl, it won't cost you a penny. I will leave the cabinet tomorrow, and I want you to take extra care of the Zhao family. Now there are no feathers, I forgot the roots, just picked the tall branches and flew away! "

Tanchun didn't finish listening, his face turned white and he choked with anger. He sobbed and asked, "Who is my uncle? My uncle will only be promoted to the level of nine provinces next year, and another uncle will run out there? I am used to respect, and I respect these relatives more and more. In that case, why did Zhao stand up and go to school with Huan-erh when he went out? Why not take out my uncle's money? Why bother? Who doesn't know I'm an aunt? It will take two or three months to find out the reason, and it will be completely ruined. I am afraid that people will not know and deliberately confess. I don't know who is ashamed of who. Fortunately, I still understand that anyone who is confused and unreasonable is anxious. "

Li Wan was anxious to persuade, but Aunt Zhao kept nagging.

Daiyu said with a smile, "It depends on who is strong and who is weak, but we have no paper."

Xiangyun said, "It's better to write tomorrow. I am afraid that this is smart. "

Daiyu said, "Let me say a ready-made proverb first." Because I read: "Autumn on March 5th"

Xiangyun thought for a moment and said, "Qingyou is going to Shangyuan. Skip can. "

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Daiyu nodded without a word. After a long time, she read aloud, "People are getting cold. Fight and hire a cow girl. "

Xiangyun also looked at the full moon, nodded and said, "Take a ride to treat the emperor and grandson. Virtual surplus wheel Mo Ding, "

Daiyu said with a smile, "Metaphor again."

Xiangyun said with a smile, "This crane is interesting and has helped me." Liandao: "The light on the window is out." . Through the crane shadow in the cold pond. "

Lin Daiyu clapped her hands and stamped her feet and said, "Great, this crane really helped him! This sentence is more different than' autumn turmoil'. What should I do? The word "shadow" has only one word "soul". Besides, how natural, ready-made, picturesque and fresh the word' crossing the crane in the cold pond' is, I have to stop writing. "

Xiangyun said with a smile, "You can think it over, or you can leave it till tomorrow."

Daiyu only looked at the sky and ignored him. After a long time, she suddenly smiled and said, "You don't have to talk. I have one, too. Listen. " Because of the right path: "Leng Yue buried the soul of flowers."

Xiangyun clapped her hands and praised, "That's amazing! This can't be right. What a' buried flower soul'! " Because he sighed again, "Poetry is solid and novel, but it is too depressing. Now that you are ill, you shouldn't say such strange and complicated things. " Daiyu said with a smile, "If you don't do this, how can I overwhelm you? ……"

(Qingwen) Suddenly, I heard someone calling him, trying to show his eyes. When I saw Baoyu, I was surprised, happy, sad and painful. I quickly grabbed his hand. After choking for a long time, Fang said, "I just can't see you." Then I kept coughing. Baoyu only choked.

Qingwen said, "Amitabha, it's good of you to come. Pour me half a bowl of tea. I have been thirsty for a long time, and half a person can't call it out. "

Hearing this, Baoyu quickly wiped his tears and asked, "Where is the tea?"

(Qingwen): "... just one thing, I don't want to die: although I was born better than others, I didn't seduce you secretly, and I insisted that I was a fox! I am so dissatisfied. Today, I assumed a false reputation, and I am dying. I am not saying a word of regret. If I knew this, I would have another reason that day. Unexpectedly, it is silly to say that everyone is in one place anyway. I don't want to give birth to this paragraph in the air, and I have nowhere to complain. "Say that finish and cry. ……

(Qingwen) Reached for scissors, unscrewed two onion-shaped nails on her left hand, and reached for an old HongLing coat worn next to the quilt. She said to Baoyu, "Take this and you will see me in the future. Take off your coat and I'll put it on. I will lie alone in the coffin in the future, just as I am still in Justin. It shouldn't be like this, but it's just a hollow name, and there's nothing I can do. "

Baoyu took off his coat and put it on, hiding his nails. Qingwen cried again, "Go back and ask them if they have met. Don't lie, just say it's mine. This is not only a name, but also a gender. "

I saw a daughter-in-law standing there with a box, and a maid came and opened the lid, which contained two bowls of vegetables. Li Wan put a bowl on Grandmother Jia's desk. Feng picked out a bowl of pigeon eggs and put it on Granny Liu's desk.

When Grandma Jia said "please" here, Grandma Liu stood up and said loudly, "Lao Liu, Lao Liu, eat like a cow, and don't look up after eating an old sow."

I drum my cheeks and don't talk. They were stunned at first, and then they burst out laughing up and down. Shi Xiangyun couldn't stay up and spit out a mouthful of rice; Lin Daiyu was angry with a smile and fell on the table. Baoyu rolled into the old lady's arms early, and the old lady smiled and hugged Baoyu, calling him "sweetheart"; Mrs. Wang smiled and pointed at Xifeng, unable to speak. Aunt Xue couldn't hold on, and the tea in her mouth sprayed on Tanchun's skirt. Tanchun's rice bowls are all on Yingchun; Cherish the spring got up from his seat, pulling his nurse called rub intestines.

There is no one in the ground who doesn't hunch over. Some hide out and squat and laugh, and some endure laughter to change clothes for their sisters. Only with the support of Xifeng and Yuanyang can Granny Liu be allowed.

Just then, the maids said, "Miss Bao is here."

Hearing this, Aroma knew that she could not wear cheongsam, so she took a bed of gauze to cover Baoyu. Baochai came in with a pill in her hand and said to Aroma, "Study this medicinal liquor at night and apply it to him to dispel blood stasis and heat toxin." He finished and handed it to xiren.

He asked again, "Are you better now?" Baoyu thanked him and said, "OK." Let me sit down again. Baochai saw that he opened his eyes to talk, unlike the first time, she felt relieved and nodded and sighed:

"Listen to a word earlier, not today. Don't say that the old lady's wife is distressed, even if we look at it. " I just said half a sentence and swallowed it. I regret what I said, but I blushed and bowed my head.

Baoyu listened to such kind and secret words, which was meaningful. Suddenly, he swallowed, blushed, lowered his head and just made clothes. That kind of shyness and timidity is indescribable. He felt relieved, threw the pain out of the cloud nine and thought:

"I was just beaten a few times, and they all showed these feelings of pity, which was impressive and sympathetic. If I suddenly die suddenly, they don't know how sad it is! ……"

Baoyu was in a daze when Jiang Yuhan came in and said that Zhongshun House had taken him in. Seeing Jin Chuaner come in, he cried and said that he would jump into a well to commit suicide.

Baoyu was half asleep and didn't care. Suddenly I felt someone pushing him, and suddenly I heard someone sad. Baoyu woke up from his dream and opened his eyes. It was none other than Lin Daiyu.

Fearing that it was a dream, Baoyu leaned down again and looked at his face carefully. He saw two peaches with swollen eyes and tears all over their faces. Not Daiyu, that one.

When Baoyu wanted to see it, the pain in his lower body was unbearable and he couldn't support it. He sighed and still fell down. He said, "What are you doing here?" Although the sun has set, the residual heat on the ground will not be scattered, and it will heat up after two trips. Although I was beaten, I didn't feel pain. Like me, I just pretended to coax them. Fortunately, I showed it to my master, but it was actually fake. You can't be serious "

Although Lin Daiyu didn't cry at this time, the more silent she was, the more interesting she felt. After listening to Baoyu's words, although there are thousands of words in my heart, I just can't say it. For a long time, Fang sobbed and said:

"You can change everything from now on!"

Baoyu sighed and said, "Don't worry, don't say such things. I am willing to die for these people! "

Aroma said, "I have nothing to say. I just want to ask my wife to teach me how to change my way. I hope I can teach you to move out of the garden in the future. "

Mrs. Wang was taken aback. Hurriedly took Aroma by the hand and asked, "Did Baoyu offend anyone?"

Aroma quickly replied, "Don't worry, Madam, it's not true. This is just my little opinion. Now that Mr. Zhong is older, so are the girls in it. In addition, Miss Lin and Miss Bao are two menstruation and cousins. Although they are sisters, they are divided into men and women. It is inconvenient to sit day and night, which is not worrying, even if outsiders look at it. Family affairs, as the saying goes,' always think about something', there are many mindless things in the world, mostly because you don't have the heart to do it. You see it, it seems that something is on your mind, but you say it's broken. It's just that I didn't take precautions in advance, which is definitely not good. Madam knows Mr. Zhong's nature. He also prefers to make trouble in our team. If he is not careful, he will make a little mistake before and after. Whether it is true or not, there are many people. What's taboo about that little man's mouth? He speaks better than a bodhisattva, but he is not as smooth as an animal. Sir, if someone says yes in the future, but everyone is fine; You let others say a bad word, and we don't have to say that it is a trivial matter to be smashed. Then Mr. Zhong's reputation and conduct will be ruined all his life, and it will be difficult for his second wife to see his master. As the saying goes,' a gentleman cannot be prevented', it is better to prevent it now. Ma 'am, there are many things that are unexpected at the moment. If we hadn't thought of it, we could have done it. If we don't reply to Mrs. Ming, the crime will be more serious I've been worrying about it day and night recently, and I can't tell anyone. Only the lamp knows. "

Mrs. Wang was like a bolt from the blue. She was moved by what happened in Jin Chuaner, and her heart became more and more aggressive. She quickly smiled and said, "My son, you have such a heart and think so thoroughly! I never thought about it again, but I forgot these times. What you said today reminds me. It's hard for you to make my two daughters respected, but I didn't know you were so good. Just, you go, I have my own reasons. There is only one sentence: since you said such a thing, I will give him to you. If you save him carefully, you will save me. I am naturally worthy of you. "

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