Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter"

1, the so-called threshold, the past is the door and the past is the threshold.

2, the exam, I hope you are mainly surprised, supplemented by cheating. Take the circuitous strategy of the teacher entering and hiding, and the teacher returning and copying.

3. There will always be a person who makes us want to use all our courage and emotion to see through that love and time.

4, learn to face your own pain calmly, this is the meaning of growth.

5. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

6. I feel that being sincere to others can also get sincere treatment from others.

7. Love doesn't have to be felt unworthy by outsiders, but I recognized you as soon as you appeared in front of me.

8. Once the glass mirror is broken, the rest is broken, whether intentionally or unintentionally.

9. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter".

10, you are a third-class citizen. Have you ever heard of third-class citizens? Eat, sleep and die.

1 1. Every day when I enter the space, I will habitually look for a familiar avatar among the recent visitors.

12, if you don't care, how can you have so many emotions?

13, feelings are not your feelings. I hope love and hate are equal.

14, if you love me is a dream, I hope my dream will come true.

15, stabbed my brother in the back and stabbed my wife in the back.

16, no one in this world is born to owe you anything. People who give up on themselves will always have various reasons to give up on themselves.

17, we are ordinary, so we can only live an ordinary life.

18, you foreigners go to Hongbai together!

19, you are not very white.

There are many roles in life that we need to play, and we should learn to deal with them.

Cubans tell jokes: Daughter-in-law buys down jackets in shopping malls.

Sick child: "Why should I wipe the cotton ball before the injection?" Father: "That's alcohol. Get your ass drunk first, and then the injection won't hurt. " Sick child: "but I still hurt!" " Father: "that's because your ass can drink a lot!" "

When I was at work, I saw my female colleagues taking selfies as soon as I entered the office! Because her face was pockmarked, I said, "Yo, I'm scanning the QR code again! !

My daughter-in-law bought a down jacket in the mall and sent me many photos. There are all kinds of colors and styles. Ask me which one I like. After reading it, I replied: "Any one is fine! I like them both! " Then I just sat and waited for the surprise to fall from the sky! As a result, his wife returned empty-handed and disappointed. She said, "I'm sorry! I don't have enough money with me! ! ! ……"

One day, the father came home with his youngest son. The child is at the age of being interested in everything and always has endless questions. He asked his father, "Dad, what does the word' drunk' mean?" "Well, son," the father replied, "Look, there are two policemen standing there. If I see that they are four, then I am drunk. " "But, Dad," said the child, "there is only one policeman there!"

Once, when she came back from shopping, she said angrily, "Today is really unlucky. Someone pushed the tricycle backwards and hooked my pants! " "Me:" You didn't ask him how could he not look at people? She said, "I just want to get angry. As soon as I saw that it was selling stinky tofu, I asked him how to sell it. He said 3 yuan 5 yuan, and then I bought it. "

A lady with a dark face came to see a doctor. The doctor asked her what was going on. The lady cried and said that she would beat her every time her husband came back drunk. "It's easy," said the doctor. "This is mouthwash. Next time he comes home drunk, you can hold this mouthwash until he falls asleep. " A month later, the lady went to the doctor with joy: "Doctor, what medicine did you prescribe for me?" He really stopped hitting me! ""I prescribed pure water for you, "said the doctor." You don't need to take medicine, you just need to shut up.

Whenever I see news on TV that someone has been cheated by simple deception for tens of millions or millions, I can't help but sigh, damn it, why are people with such high IQ so rich?

My husband is a sales manager. The former company leader introduced my cousin to work, and his performance was not good. He didn't stop for the sake of his former leader. He wants to take the exam again. More than half a month later, yesterday, he fell on a battery car. He didn't crash or hit anything. The road is so good that the car can't come in. The boss is not out of danger yet. Tell my husband to use the best medicine, the best. Now, I wonder how he hit it. Really speechless.

There is a difference between trying and not trying. As long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't screw up.

A person who plays with you will always say to you: don't go, will you stay with me again? Just for a moment … people who love you will only say to you: fool, it's so late! Go home early! Don't make your husband suspicious.

Last time, five of us went to get the jumper, but the other four didn't dare. In order not to waste, both employers and employees took it five times! Five times! If I hadn't been sent to an ambulance, I could have sat all day! ! ! !

Excerpts from children's jokes

Excerpts from children's jokes

1, when I was a child, I competed with my friends to see who peed far, and then I lost many times decisively. Later, my mother was puzzled and asked me why my pants were all wet. I'll be honest. Then I was beaten! Warn me when it's over, you girl, don't dare to play this again!

Beibei accidentally broke his forehead, and his mother painted him with some purple medicine. Searle, who was painting, saw it and asked, Ah, who painted it on your head? What a bad guy!

One day, Amin bought three bottles of juice and saw his mother and Xiaoming together. Amin took a bottle of juice to Xiaoming. Mom said, "Xiao Ming, uncle gave you juice." What should you say? " Xiao Ming said, "Where is the straw?"

In the morning, the sun stung my sleeping son's face. The son shouted impatiently, Turn off the lights! Mother replied: which lamp is this? This is the sun. The son growled again: Turn off the sun.

5. "Just now, I went to the supermarket to buy food. An aunt chained her puppy to the door and went to buy it herself. I can't wait for my master's puppy, so I'm anxious to make the already noisy supermarket even noisier. Just when the staff tried to scare him to shut up, a child of about five years old went over and comforted the dog with an "experienced person" tone: "Don't be afraid, your mother will pick you up soon, and I'm waiting for her to do some shopping. " "

6. "How many younger brothers do you have?" "one!" "No, why did your brother say that he has two younger brothers?" "Cough! Only one. My brother must be mistaken. "

7. The mother said to her daughter, "You should be obedient. Every time you make your mother angry, her mother will grow a white hair. " The daughter enlightened: "Oh, no wonder grandma's hair is white."

8. "Tang Tang usually likes to wear black clothes, but today, on a whim, she wore a pink dress. Asked if my nine-year-old daughter looked good, she looked at it and said calmly, "The skirt looks good, but it doesn't match your old face." "Now children ..."

9. Father: You are so stupid. What a pig! Do you know what a pig is? Son: Yes, it's the son of a pig.

10, one day, my sister took something from the cupboard, and there were some melon seeds in it, so my brother ate it. My sister said that these melon seeds are dirty. My brother doesn't believe me. My sister said, don't eat bacteria that are invisible to the flesh. My brother said, then I'll look with my left eye. {Naked eye-right eye}

1 1. Mom: You are 7 years old and still wet the bed. Aren't you shy? Son: Didn't you say you would do something good for others? Mom: Is it a good thing that you wet the bed? Son: Last night, I dreamed that my neighbor was on fire!

12, child: Mom, look how high this sunflower is, even surpassing me! Mom: That's because it grows in the soil and absorbs enough nutrients! Child: Oh, I see. It turns out that I'm not tall because I didn't grow in the soil!

13, Father: Who do you like best in our family? Son: Dad. Father: Our family must love you the most? Son: Dad. Father: Who is the best, you or our family? Son: Dad. Father: Why do you always say hello to me? Son: I'm afraid you will hit me.

14, one day, my brother was watching cartoons, and my brother took a look and said, it's really childish. Look at such a childish cartoon and see how mature your brother is. study The younger brother did not show weakness after listening to his brother. He said loudly to his brother, will you grow up watching porn every day?

15, the male teacher said to the noisy lesbian: "Two women can top 1000 ducks." Soon, the teacher's wife came to see the teacher, and a female student hurried to see the male teacher: "Teacher, there are 500 ducks downstairs looking for you!" " "

16, I took my son to school in the morning and met his deskmate mother on the way. She touched my son's head and boasted, "Your son is obedient and studies well." I said politely, "No, your son did better." We said goodbye after a few courtesies. Seeing the mother at the same table walk away, the son said unhappily, "Dad, people praise you. What are you modest about? "

17, several 6-and 7-year-old boys were fighting by the roadside. Suddenly a little boy pointed at me and shouted, Look, there are beautiful women! Beauty! Just as my mother was secretly pleased and ready to smile gently, she heard the dead child shout: aim quickly and hit her. Then they picked up pebbles on the ground. Damn it, that heart suddenly pulls cold and pulls cold! Fortunately, it runs fast.

18, teacher: "Our emperor often says,' I have no time to feel tired'." Moritz, I repeat, what does the emperor often like to say? Moritz: "The emperor often says,' I don't have time, I'm tired. "

19. My friend is a pediatrician and his wife is a midwife. The classmate asked his son, "What do your parents do?" The son replied, "Mom gives birth to children and Dad repairs them."

20. Let's play the zoo game! Six-year-old Carl said to his little sister. How to play? It's simple. I am a monkey, you are a tourist, and feed me walnuts, peanuts and chocolate.

2 1, our 5-year-old son is addicted to motorcycles. When he sees it, he can't help shouting: Look! I must have one in the future! My answer is always: not as long as I live. One day, my son was talking to his children when a motorcycle passed by me. He pointed and shouted excitedly, Look! Look! I want to buy one-as long as my father dies!

22. Mom: "Do you calculate the number of this problem?" Son: "5." Mom: "That's clever, even if you come out so soon. Give you five cents to buy popsicles. " Son: "Mom, write another question, 100!" " "

23. A judge took his son to the Paris Theatre for a concert. A soprano is singing a lyrical song. "Dad, why did that man scare that woman with a stick?" "Don't be afraid, he is the conductor of the band." "If not frightened, then why did she scream so loudly?"

24. Jia Jia: "Mom, I want to watch TV." Mom: "the power is out, I can't watch it anymore!" " Jia Jia: "Mom is so stupid. We can light candles to watch. "

25. When I was a child, my brother told me that if I had pocket money, I would bury it in the ground and say it would grow. I listened to his words, buried twenty cents in the soil and wrapped nearly ten layers of paper. The next day, when I looked, there was still paper left. My brother knew, patted his thigh and said, "Oh, no, maybe the land father took it away ..."

26. A five-year-old boy fell and was injured, and he had several stitches. His mother injected the baby with tetanus vaccine. Mom: "Will you be good for tetanus for a while?" Son: "What is tetanus?" Mom: "your skin is broken, and you are hurt." It would be crazy not to take an injection, so the child agreed! " "

27. My colleague will go to kidney calculi and rest at home. His little nephew asked kidney calculi what it was, and he said that a stone came out when he peed. His little nephew was very worried and said, Uncle, when you pee, you must turn your feet away. Be careful not to hit your feet!

28. Xiaoming has been eating snacks at home during the holiday. His father was afraid that he would eat too much, so he frightened him and said, "If you eat any more, your stomach will explode." Xiao Ming said, "It doesn't matter, you can avoid it when I eat."

29. Weiwei's family bought a new pump, and all the neighbors came to borrow it from Weiwei's father to cheer up his bike. Wei Wei said with a worried face, Dad, everyone has come to borrow the pump, and the gas in the pump will be used up in the future. What should we do?

30. The female teacher said angrily to Sasha: I really want to be your mother for three days and discipline you well! All right! Sasha said, I'll go back and tell dad, maybe he agrees.

3 1, "Little Pot Friend, what gift do you want for Children's Day?" "I want to remotely control helicopters, boats, big robots, dinosaurs ..." "Well, study hard, and when I grow up, I can buy it myself!"

32. One day, Xiao Liu and his father went to the street. At first he was quiet, and soon he was greedy and clamoring for food. Dad wouldn't let me, and Xiao Liu said, "Dad, I'm too thirsty to walk." Dad: "Then let's buy water." Xiao Liu: "No, no, I want to eat cookies. I want to eat cookies. "

Once upon a time, there were a pair of lazy brothers. Neither of them wants to do housework, but their parents have to do it at home. One day, my parents went out, and my brother said to my younger brother, Mom and Dad are back, so you can say that I have been ill in bed and can't go to the fields. The younger brother replied, just tell mom and dad that I invited a doctor for you. Goodbye!

Xiao Yong: Why do we in China eat with only two chopsticks instead of three or four? Xiaohua: As the saying goes, kill two birds with one stone. Who has heard of' three things' or' four things'?

At noon, I was a guest at a friend's house. Suddenly, his son pushed the door and came in, making a loud noise. A friend asked, didn't you take part in the sports meeting today? Where have you been? His son said, don't mention it, it scared me to death. At the end of the line, the penultimate one almost caught up with me!

36. One day, the hedgehog and the ant were walking in the forest ... Suddenly, the elephant came, the hedgehog rolled into a ball and rolled aside, and the ant got under the sand, exposing one foot. The hedgehog was very anxious and said, "Ant! What are you doing? Hide. Elephants will trample you to death! " The ant said mysteriously, "shh ~ don't make any noise ~ I'm going to trip the elephant!" " ! "

37. One day, the son pointed to the plane in the sky and asked his father, "Dad, why is the plane in the sky so small?" Dad said, "that's because the plane is too far away, so it's small." If it is in front of you, it is very big. " A child's folded paper plane fell in front of his son. The son said, "Dad, why is this plane still so small?"

38. Dad, how many kinds of milk are there in the supermarket? Milk, Nestle milk, Bright milk, Coffee milk, Yili milk ... Why do you ask? Dad, I'm drawing a cow. If you don't know how many kinds of milk there are, how can you draw some faucets for it?

39. There is a beautiful mother at home! 44 this year. The elder sister at the door has a 3-year-old son. Every time I come to my house, my sister asks him what he calls me, "aunt", and then points to my mother and says, how about this? The little boy ran excitedly and said "beautiful aunt", and then my mother smiled from ear to ear. I sweat, son, you should call grandma, poor generation!

40. The little girl in kindergarten went to the candy store to buy chocolate in the shape of a doll. The boss asked: Do you want a male doll? Or a girl doll? The little girl said, male doll, of course. One more piece than a girl doll.

4 1. After the baby left the kindergarten, he found his grandparents at home. Baby's little hand gesticulates and says: You are the sun, she is the wolf! Grandparents asked inexplicably: Who said that? The teacher said, the sun is good, give us sunshine. Grandma Wolf is very cunning and has done many bad things!

42. My two-year-old daughter is watching TV. There was a sudden martial arts action, and the sound echoed badly. "Knock-knock-knock-"The daughter shouted to her mother in a panic: "Mom, mom, turn off the TV quickly, the TV is broken.

43. I have to clean up at home. I was exhausted from morning to afternoon, so I sat down to have a rest. At this time, I feel very thirsty. My five-year-old saw it and came over and asked, "Dad, what's wrong with you?" After listening, I replied: "Dad is very thirsty now and wants to drink water." After listening to my words, my son opened his mouth and said, "Dad, my saliva is still hot. Come and drink! " "

44. My nephew's mother is busy this afternoon. As an aunt, I went to the kindergarten to pick him up instead of his mother. As soon as he came out, he said to me, "Auntie, will you take me to the shopping mall and clean it later?" I have acne. "What I see is a zit? It was bitten by a mosquito.

45. One day, I took my three-year-old daughter Xin Wei to play in the community. Soon after we sat on the stone bench, a kitten appeared out of nowhere and came to our daughter. Maybe this is a stray cat. It should be hungry. It watched her daughter eat ham sausage and meowed at my daughter. But my daughter opened her eyes wide and said to me in surprise, "Mom, how does the kitten know my name is Xin Wei?"

46. Today, my colleague took his five-year-old son to the company to play. Tease him: handsome boy, what's your name? Child: My name is Zhong, my father is Zhong, my mother is a traitor and my mother is Liu.

47. Mom: Does your father always remember my birthday? Daughter: I taught my father a trick. Mom: How did you teach it? Daughter: I asked my father to change the lock number of the suitcase I use to work every day to my mother's birthday, so that I wouldn't forget it.

48. The first-grade children go out for an outing, and the teacher says that no matter what they do, there must be a 10 group activity. After a while, someone suddenly shouted, "Who else wants to go to the toilet? Hurry up! Nine of us can't hold back! "

49. Father: You failed the physics exam again. Son: It's not that I'm unqualified, it's that the teacher is unqualified. Father: Why? Son: Today, atomic energy is widely used, but the teacher asked me about the structure of the steam engine.

50. One day, I was playing with a gadget. A child of four or five years old came up to me and said, "Brother, can you let me play?" I gave it to him. Xiong Haizi ran to his mother with a toy and said, "Mom, that brother gave it to me." His mother said, "Thank you for coming." I really want to type this Xiong Haizi paper!

5 1. One day, the four-year-old grandson and grandmother were eating melon seeds. Suddenly, the little grandson ate a furry bug and asked the grandmother what it was. The old woman replied that it was a furry insect. The little grandson immediately asked the grandmother: Is Mao Ke married? Grandma was speechless for a moment.

52. A boy showed off to his classmates: Once, his father accidentally fell into the water and his life was in danger. He used his quick wits to catch two fish swimming in the water and landed safely. The students didn't believe it and asked him to produce evidence. Do you still need evidence? The boy said inexplicably that my father is still alive, which is the best evidence.

53. In the evening, I told my son the story "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom" and put him to sleep. After the story was finished, he still didn't sleep. I enlightened him: "The story is over. The tadpoles found their mother. Should you go to bed? ! "The son shook his head and said," Don't sleep. The tadpole hasn't found his father yet. "

A man's son was bitten by a mosquito. He gave his son the essential balm and said to his son, "There is something in the essential balm. When mosquitoes smell fear, they will not bite you. " The son said, "What if it comes back with its nose between its legs?"

Dad came back from playing cards and excitedly took out a dollar from his pocket and gave it to Xiaoming. Xiaoming soaked the money in the water. Dad frowned and asked, Xiao Ming, why did you soak the money in the water? Xiao Ming retorted: Mom said that the money won by gambling was dirty money, so I washed it and used it again.

56. When I got up early in the morning, I saw a child downstairs carrying a schoolbag and threatened a dog: "Bark, bark, and then bark to take you to school"!

57. The husband called his wife and said he could not go home for dinner tonight. The son asked, "Mom, what is entertainment?" The mother explained to her son, "If you don't want to go, but you have to go, it's called entertainment." The son suddenly realized! When preparing for school the next morning, my son shouted to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to socialize."

58. In winter, the Vega family sat in front of the fireplace and meddled. Mother saw that his brother was missing, so she asked Jia Wei: Where did your brother go? Probably fell into the river. What are you going to do in the river? There are two possibilities, Vega said. If the ice is thick, he may be skating. If the ice is thin, he may be swimming.

59. "Waiter, what's your specialty here?" "Madam, the most famous thing here is bird's nest." "No, I don't eat what animals spit out. It's too unsanitary. " "What would you like to eat?" At this time, the children around her said loudly, "I want to eat scrambled eggs."

60. Is it true that the earth always goes around the sun? The son asked his father. Of course it's true. Otherwise, how can we see the sun every day? I understand this. What I don't understand is where the earth stops at night.

6 1, a: Jay Chou called! ! ! ! ! You are very lucky. What did he say to you? A: Three children, wrong number.

62. One day, my aunt said to the children in her class (she is a kindergarten teacher): You must be sensible! Suddenly, a child said loudly, Teacher, I know five others!

63. Heizi invited her cousin who just finished the college entrance examination to dinner today. By the way, he brought his sister, who is only four years old. His cousin's grades are average! During the dinner, my cousin said to Heizi, "I did well in the exam this time. Tsinghua Peking University has to get one! " The voice just fell! The four-year-old cousin said weakly, "We are still good friends if you don't brag!" "Instantly sunspots and cousin's face appeared a black line! Everyone around eating is laughing!

64. I have a nine-month-old girl at home. I have been teaching her all kinds of movements recently, such as clapping, congratulations and shaking my head ... Yesterday, Lori fell asleep at nine o'clock. In the middle of the night, I saw her suddenly get up and sit up, clapping her hands. Ten seconds later, she fell asleep again. Seeing everything, I feel a little scary! Baby, are you sleepwalking? Did I put too much pressure on you?

65. Today, my daughter came back and showed me her arithmetic scores. She only got 80 points. I was so angry that I told my daughter that you should not look at the person in front. She said that the person sitting in front of her only got 50 points.

On average, nine out of every ten people have tried to close the refrigerator door slowly. I want to see when the lights in it go out.

67. A man is buying oranges in the street. He saw a fruit shop selling oranges, so he went to the boss and asked, "Is this orange sweet?" The boss said, "If it's not sweet, there's no charge." "Ok, give me ten Jin without sugar."

68. The couple next door gave birth to a black child. Pangpang said to his mother, "It must be that they smoke, which not only blackens themselves, but also blackens the children."

69. I want to test my son's arithmetic and ask him, "I'll give you six sweets and share them with my brother next door." How much will you give him? " "Two pieces." The son replied. "How is two pieces? Didn't you learn division? " The son replied, "I do, but my brother doesn't!" " "

70. My three-year-old daughter doesn't want to go to kindergarten. I told her: If it's really cold, my mother won't send you to kindergarten. My daughter asked me: Is it cold now? I said: it's not too cold now! She said, but I think it is very cold now!

7 1, four-year-old Xiao Ming asked his father why the tricycle was running. Father told him that he would run because there was an engine to provide power. Xiao Ming asked doubtfully, "What is the engine (chicken) like? Can you lay eggs? "

72. There is a pupil who often writes the word umbrella as life. One day when it rained, he didn't bring an umbrella, so he wrote a note for his classmates to take home and his mother to take an umbrella to school. The note said: Mom, I'm going home when I'm dying. Please die quickly.

73. Mom invited friends to dinner at home. She put her five-year-old son and friends' children on a small table. The son begged his mother, "Can I sit with adults?" "no!" Mother said, "You are still young. When you grow a beard, you can sit with adults. " At this time, the kitten at home turned to the son's feet, and the son kicked: "Go! You have a beard! Go to an adult to eat and drink. "

74. One day, some children were playing with balloons. Half an hour later, three beautiful balloons burst and the children were ready to go home. A child suddenly said, "Don't go yet. I'm going home to get the balloon. My parents have many balloons, but they are all white. "

75. I found a child crying naked at the door. I picked him up and put him on my head to play. After a while, I asked him why he was crying. He said no one wiped his stool. ...

76. I bickered with a baby-faced girl. My little daughter always talks to me. In a rage, I blurted out, "Who are you? You are my granddaughter! " My little girl drummed her cheeks for a long time and said, "I am your granddaughter's grandmother!" " "The students around paused, and then laughed. Later, this mm became popular when she saw me.

77. A group of kindergarten children came to visit the police station. They saw many new things. At this time, a child saw the photos of the top ten most wanted criminals hanging on the wall. He asked the policeman, "Are these photos the criminals?" "Yes," replied the policeman. The child asked again, "Why didn't you arrest them while taking pictures of them?"

78. A boy saw a bald man and said to his mother, Mom, look, there is not a hair on this man's head! His mother said to him, keep your voice down, it's not good, this person can hear you!

79. I have never found a suitable job in other places, so I have been alone. My mother urges me to buy one every day ... this is the background. I went home in recent days and asked my three-year-old niece to buy food outside yesterday. There is a girl and a little boy walking together in Lu Yu. My niece ran over and grabbed the little boy and said, Longlong, is your aunt seeing someone? Introduce my uncle as my aunt! ... me ...

80. Send a sister's child. A little girl, three years old. One day, my sister and brother-in-law quarreled at home. The child looked at it for a while and didn't speak. He rushed to the kitchen to find a pot and put it in her hand. Two people suddenly petrochemical.

Every time I think about you, it will cause a bank.

1. We are still so young, but we met you in a wonderful time. Seeing happiness knocking at the door, I smiled ... I thought this was the happiness I wanted. Simple, even if it's nothing. Actually, it's just what I think is simple.

2. Two people have been together for a long time, even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together. Maybe there will be someone you love in your life, but after all, you are a passer-by, and you will still walk with your left hand or your right hand. Happiness sometimes really has nothing to do with love, as long as we can go on together.

Every time I think about you, it will cause a burst. Everyone who is lovelorn has sung Happy Break-up and experienced the time after the break-up. Many urban men and women have experienced such painful times. Love is the most beautiful thing in the world, even if it breaks your heart, you will feel happy.

Love is a strange thing, always flickering, deep and growing in each other's hearts. The most beautiful story has no ending, the most romantic feelings have no destination, the happiest love has no words, and the deepest love has no space.

5. What I want is very simple, really simple. Looking at him sleeping, I couldn't help lying in his arms and leaving a gentle kiss on his lips. Being with the person you love, even without words and expressions, is happiness as long as you are together.

6. You will think of me, not because you like me and love me, but because you are used to my daily phone calls, text messages, pestering and my dependence on you. But I still hope you have a better life than me, and I hope to see you happy every day.

7. Take the difficulties of others as your own difficulties and the happiness of others as your own happiness.

8. The world of love is so big that it can hold a hundred kinds of grievances. The world of love is so small that three people will suffocate. It turns out that the world of love is so big that there is still room for happiness. It turns out that the world of love is so small that it will become ruins when you step on it.

9. You are so gentle that I tremble with passion. You are so beautiful that my eyes are blurred. It's very kind of you to make my body and mind ripple. You are so cute, I can't help loving you. I love you.

10. You are drunk and deeply in love, but you finally wake up, but you can't find your way. You want to give that person happiness, but you can't enter his world. You want to exchange the whole world for a ticket to that person's world, but you know that's just your wishful thinking.