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Sentence copying short sentences suitable for narcissistic circle of friends (a collection of 49 sentences)

A short sentence 1 suitable for narcissistic circle of friends. There is no fate between us, look at my face value.

Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

4. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't tell everything.

Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

6. The child's words are unscrupulous, what he blurts out is unthinking, and the outline is full of loopholes but the most affectionate id.

7. Yes, I am that handsome.

8. I wake up by myself every morning.

9. People are not bad, except for being handsome and having no shortcomings!

10. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

1 1. Now I, you love to ignore me. Remember. In the future, you can't afford me.

12. Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

13. I slept at home for a day and a night, and my dreams were full of her shadow.

14. If nothing happens, I believe that if you can't say a few words to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My 108 mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

15. Lao Tzu said, hit it with a brick and hit it on the head, whether you die or not. Forget it.  ̄

16. this kind of thing, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am beautiful and I am casual.

17. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

19. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

20. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

2 1. I am handsome, please don't look.

22. Being imitated and never being surpassed will be a flaming mountain that you lost bread sheep can never cross.

Young man, you must study hard and don't eat and drink with a beautiful face like me.

I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

25. I am good-looking and not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help but look. No wonder I was often found in those days.

26. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

27. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and the car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

28. If being too handsome is a crime, then I will!

29. What happened? Let's talk openly. Don't always call me beautiful and lovely behind my back. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

30. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid that all men and boys will fall in love as soon as I go out.

3 1. Someone said I was handsome, but I smiled. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

32. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you.

Honey, tell me who said flowers were inserted in cow dung. You really should be beaten. Dare you say that you are cow dung? ...

34. Handsome is just a word, but it has stuck with me all my life.

35. Even the title of my exam is like this: Title: Be the most handsome, A: Don't do it, now it is, Title: Be the ugliest, A: Don't do it, it won't be ugly anyway.

36. My only weakness is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. I am almost perfect.

37. People are always hated inadvertently. Unlike me, people are always liked inadvertently.

38. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

39. A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!

40. Some people say I am handsome. I spent the whole night wondering who leaked the news.

4 1. It's so windy that it's inconvenient to go out. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone's arms, they won't return it.

42. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

43. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. I didn't go crazy after seeing me yesterday. Immediately announced that he would withdraw from the entertainment circle in September! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

44. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There will only be one winner. However, being able to win the third prize of My Smile is happier than winning 5 million.

45. I always thought the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

46. I wanted to tell you about April Fool's Day, but when I thought that I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me. Forget it.

47. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look good. No wonder you find that your friends are getting better and better.

48. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

49. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

Short sentence copy suitable for drying red envelopes and friends circle (a collection of 20 sentences)

1. A person, we don't need to see his usual performance. As long as the number of red envelopes he sends out these days is far greater than the number of red envelopes he receives, we can conclude that he is a noble person, a pure person and a person who is out of low taste.

2. My dad thought I ate mala Tang because I had no money, so he gave me all kinds of red envelopes, but he just wanted to eat it ~

3. Celebrating the Spring Festival let me know all kinds of customs of the Spring Festival, realize the human affection, and realize the pure friendship between friends. Although my pocket is full of red envelopes and looks "rich", I have made plans for the future. Do you want to know?

4. It hurts to be delayed after receiving the gift, but it is very worthy of recognition that Fat Orange has a heart willing to spend two for me.

5. Save a life and God will give you a point; Receive a red envelope and the immortal will shorten your life.

6. Take this opportunity to thank you for your valuable support in the past, and we will ensure that we will continue to give special attention to your future orders.

7. I didn't expect to receive gifts when I was much older. Thank you.

8. I woke up in the morning and received red envelopes from my husband and daughter. In the kitchen, my husband has packed jiaozi and jiaozi. They are delicious, but the dumpling skin is a little thick, as thick as dumpling skin. I call it "Nostoc jiaozi"!

9. Don't say anything. I am happiest to receive your blessing and red envelope.

10. A friend did nothing but grab a red envelope after eating the New Year's Eve dinner. The results are as follows.

1 1. Please try not to use words to express things that can be solved with red envelopes during this time!

12. Although you don't show it easily, I know you have been caring about me. Thank you, mom!

13. Do you know how handsome you are when you are red?

14. When I meet my elders during the Chinese New Year, I always say "Happy New Year, lots of red envelopes, give them to me quickly". The elders are still very happy to hear this.

15. When I am in a bad mood and lose my temper, please kiss me and give me a red envelope. Husband, don't argue with me.

16. Saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda; After receiving the red envelope, all your prayers are invalid.

17. Someone told me that I walk 20,000 steps a day and give me a red envelope every day. Haha, I will insist.

18. I can't thank you enough for the red envelope you gave me Thank you, friend.

19. If I love you just to get it, your fans will become ridiculous. You are a red flower, I just want green leaves around you. You are a red envelope, I just want to be your money. I am not handsome, but I will smile.

20. Start collecting red envelopes early in the morning and have two birthdays every year.

Sentence Copywriting Suitable for Self-portrait and Narcissism in Friends Circle (48 sentences)

Sentence copy suitable for self-portrait and narcissism in friends circle (I) 1. Promise me you won't tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

2. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.

4. Don't cry at my grave, that's my way of reincarnation!

5. look in the mirror and say, hey, it's still so beautiful without looking in the mirror. The mirror exploded.

I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

7. The biggest regret in this life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

8. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

9. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, which I really know.

10. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

1 1.I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, with knife-shaped eyebrows and star eyes, a crouching back, absolute beauty, a bold and charming complexion, a strong and sturdy body, a soft character on the outside, meekness in the wild and debauchery in the melancholy. It is simply a model for men and women.

12. Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I swear. How can there be such beautiful people in this world?

13. I am me, different fireworks.

14. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

15. After seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

16. How can a handsome guy who permeates the bone marrow not make you abnormal?

17. You can be infatuated with me because I have no sister-in-law.

18. No matter how personalized the signature is, it can't show my inner sadness!

19. I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

20. One day, the star asked me out to play. Suddenly, a tiger appeared in the Woods. Instead of chasing others, the tiger chased Andy Lau, always chasing him. When Andy Lau disappeared, the tiger turned around and saw that I was handsome and cool, so he pushed me forward and laughed. "Don't think I don't know you because you have become more handsome, son?

2 1. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

22. It is not convenient to go out in such a strong wind. If it blows into someone else's arms, I am so cute that others will definitely not return it.

23. Am I handsome?

24. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

Sentence Copywriting Suitable for Self-portrait and Narcissism in Friends Circle (Part Two) 25. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

26. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personalized, and the system has automatically blocked it.

27. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you.

28. Be a low-key person, as handsome as I am, not what I said.

29. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't know everything.

30. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

3 1. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.

32. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid that all men and boys will fall in love as soon as I go out.

33. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

34. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.

35. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

36. Farting is the best way to verify whether love is transformed into affection.

37. I am handsome, with good eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

38. Lao Tzu said, hit with a brick, hit on the head, care about immortality. Forget it.  ̄

39. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

40. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

4 1. Yushu is better than Pan An in the breeze, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

42. Obey the law and be depressed, strengthen singing on the beam every night, ride a mule at the expense of others and starve honestly and fairly. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

43. Don't leave me there just because you know I will wait for you.

44. When you meet yourself, you will find that there are others so handsome!

45. Don't talk, feel my handsomeness with your heart.

46. Some people say that I am handsome, but I smile, because I smile more handsome.

47. A tooth is still stuffed-eat lotus root!

48. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

Send a narcissistic and funny sentence copy to a circle of friends at night.

In the evening, I sent a narcissistic and funny sentence copy (the first one) 1 in my circle of friends. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.

2. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

It is not that I stay up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.

I want to quit being handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.

6. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

7. If I die, how will you live?

8. I am really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

9. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?

10. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

1 1. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

12. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

13. I dare not even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

14. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

15. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

16. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

17. I wake up by myself every day, which is annoying!

18. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

19. A narcissistic sentence: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!

20. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

2 1. Being a human being is really tiring. It has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

22. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

23. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personalized, and the system has automatically blocked it.

24. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

Send a narcissistic and funny sentence copy in the circle of friends at night (Chapter 2) 25. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

26. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

27. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

28. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

29. People are not bad. Apart from being handsome, they have no shortcomings!

30. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

3 1. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

32. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

33. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

34. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.

35. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

All I can do is find someone who loves me and accept everything I have.

37. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

39. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

40. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

4 1. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

42. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

43. I am me, different fireworks.

44. Am I handsome?

45. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

46. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

47. The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

48. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.