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How to write verification information for adding friends on QQ is funny

1. I am Zhang Fei.

2. Guess who I am.

3. If your QQ number is so attractive, you will surely pass me by!

4. I don’t have many advantages, except that I am more handsome than Andy Lau; I am richer than Gates; I am taller than Yao Ming; I am stronger than Tyson. Please be careful if you become a friend.

5. I am uneducated and have not even graduated from kindergarten. I don’t have the fragrance of a tree, nor do I have tall and ugly flowers. Based on the above reasons, I sent a thousand and one chat requests, but no one was willing to answer me.

6. Use dollars as toilet paper.

7. Best Logical Reasoning Award: Five or eight fish caught alone.

8. Fever of 89 degrees.

9. Ding dong - Open Sesame, you are so cute - Well, do you know me - No.

10. Come to the bowl quickly.

11. Friends are found thousands of miles away, hand in hand in QQ space.