Looking for humorous sentences and dialogues that make people laugh or cry...

1. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

2. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

3. Don’t worry if you leave it to me, nothing can be wrong!

4. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person...

5. Don't thank me, how can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you!

6. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!

7. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!

8. When will the bright moon come? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

9. If you can’t reach it, try stepping on it with your left foot and the right foot.

10. Some people are alive, but she is already dead. Some people are alive, but they should have died long ago!

11. You said...you like me? Actually...at first...I actually...well, let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot.

12. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

13. Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn’t.

14. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

15. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

16. The weather is good today, windy and rainy. .

17. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

18. The feet of three cobblers smelled as bad as Zhuge Liang.

19. In this golden autumn with red maples...

20. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows!

21. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You have to pay back the money you owe!

22.A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let’s go to a restaurant, I’ll pay for the water pipe.

23 .A: It’s hard to swallow this bad breath if you don’t take revenge.

B: How can I let you die?

24. There is a road in the mountain of books, so clean it first. Learn from the boundless ocean and make porridge with eight treasures.

25. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

26. How much do these shoes cost? One pound?

27. My dog ??eyes were really blinded back then...

28. Is this blind man a blind man?