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Tell me, are you jealous and broke up?

1. You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Sooner or later, someone will take your place in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

You always look like you don't lack me. How can I stay with you?

We can't be friends after breaking up, because we have hurt each other and can't be enemies, because we loved each other deeply, so we became the most familiar strangers.

When love comes to the end, even farting is the reason to break up.

6. Don't ask me if it hurts when we break up. Will you feel pain when the big tree stationed in your heart is uprooted?

7. I still know you after breaking up, but I don't want to see you again. If you live well, I won't bless you. If you are unlucky, I won't laugh at you, because we are strangers from now on.

8. Once you are lovelorn, you seem to understand the meaning of all love songs.

9. If you start to miss me, remember, I didn't want to leave, you put it down first.

10. Someone taught you how to love, but he doesn't love you anymore.

1 1. You said I was your life, but you didn't die when we were apart.

12. After breaking up, I changed myself to be like you.

13. As long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

14. I got into the habit of staying up late, but no one needs my company anymore.

Sad break-up says a complete book, and friends who are about to break up and after breaking up should read it!

I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

Second, accompany you through this section of the road, and you will become the road I pass by.

Third, the time we spent in love grew wings, and when we left, they became our spiritual pillars.

Fourth, maybe one day, you turn around, but I am already, not at that intersection.

It' s heartbreaking to retain, but it' s unwilling.

6. Some people actually say that when we are separated, love will decline. In fact, things you love taste sweeter when you can't get them.

Seven, I won everyone, but I lost you.

Eight, I have always stubbornly thought that I can smile calmly in the face of anything, but finally, at the moment when you turned around and decided to leave, I burst into tears. This is, the happiness of the past laughs at the pain in my heart. It turns out that the most painful pain in the world is leaving.

Did you change your mind, or did you exchange jet lag day and night? You said with a smile, we are still deja vu friends. I live in this sad city, and you are in that invisible city. Without your city, I am just lonely, and you are still alive and happy. I wrote your name and all my worries about you on all the blank pages. I want to subvert all my love for you and let you know that these are all facts.

X. We will never regard each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

The most romantic love story is when a lover who has broken up with you calls and asks: How are you? Your usual answer: I'm fine. In fact, you still love him, and you are not good at all.

Twelve, when breaking up, be yourself. A person's world also has ups and downs, and there are also beautiful moments, and he is classified as a memory.

Thirteen, the wound, like me, is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place suitable for anything to grow.

Fourteen, the most romantic three words are not I love you, but being together.

Forget you to prove that I can forget you.

Sixteen, we met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time.

Seventeen, forget that person, it is better to forget yourself, tell yourself, not afraid that he will forget, but afraid that one day he will think of you again. Years take away memories, but memories will become clearer and clearer. One day, he turns to tell you that he has been thinking about you. Don't believe it, because he is not the same person, and you are no longer the same person.

Eighteen, one person's world always needs another person as a foil. He's gone, because he doesn't deserve you. He believes he will have a better tomorrow!

Nineteen, happiness should be found separately, and finally you will get used to a person's scenery. After so long, I finally learned to smile and think about him.

When you can't help crying, keep your eyes open and don't blink! You will see the whole process of the world from clear to fuzzy, and your heart will become clear at the moment of tear drops.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Twenty-two, we will never be as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry.

Twenty-three, it seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again, it is better to watch a mature performance.

Twenty-four, we agreed to watch the long stream of water together, but we will become someone else's XXX. At the fork in the road, you are on the left, I am on the right, and we are all stubborn and don't look back.

Looking at the back of your departure, I told myself to be strong and not to cry, because I love you and because I understand you.

I can't get used to it without him, because I have never been used to having him.

Twenty-seven, I only gave up and didn't forget you.

28. In fact, I always believe that I don't need to think at all. Because I have never forgotten.

Twenty-nine, if sincerity is a kind of harm, I choose lies; If a lie is a kind of injury, I choose silence; If silence is a kind of injury, I choose to leave.

Thirty, stand on tiptoe, can we be closer to happiness?

Talk sadly after breaking up.

After breaking up, I talked sadly about 1. I tore up my notebook page by page.

I can't stand your so-called personality.

3. Even breathing will keep your stomach pumping. Have you ever cared?

4, reality, in fact, it is one thing to figure it out.

Don't shelter me from the wind and rain. I am afraid that I will suddenly lose you.

6. Do I deserve to be hurt when I get stronger?

7. Love is over, and breaking up is the last good thing.

It's not that I don't understand you, but that I still love you.

9. Will I get wet if I play an umbrella alone?

10, let you go and quit the drama without ending.

1 1. Life is ordinary if it is first seen.

12. My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

13, I'm afraid my fickle and dissolute mood is not stable.

14, bravely write a review and apologize, and swear never to repent.

15, love is like a drift bottle, it will stop one day.

16, love is a bubble. I'm sad because I didn't see through it.

17, don't hold back when you want to cry, it's you who feel uncomfortable!

18, Russia can still be arrogant enough not to care about the heartbeat.

19, after parting, my hands can no longer touch your temperature.

20. Exhausted, actually want to embrace tenderness.

2 1, we can only be ordinary friends, no matter how I save it.

22. Who will be desperate for whom and who will be persistent for whom.

23. The city injured under the eyelashes passes through whose scenery and whose heart.

24. I used to be cute, at least I am determined to last forever.

25. Exhausted, actually want to embrace tenderness.

26. Sometimes caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.

27. Walking in the rain with an umbrella, but I can't find the shadow of the past.

28. Where did my heart fall in the neon city?

29. Remember and recall. Do you remember? Right here, our beginning.

Pointing at my heart, I am proud to tell you that you will be here in the future.

3 1. If I can fly, you are my half wing.

32. I will forget those memories, but remember happiness.

33. The warmth in my life is not long, but you only have one.

34. My leaving will make you happy. If you like, we can make a deal.

Even if you let me down a thousand times, I won't ignore you.

36. The most painful distance is that you are not around, but in my heart.

37. I walked quietly behind you and described all the places you stepped on.

38. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

39. Let the once gentleness continue to warm the heart that is no longer hot.

40. I'm going back to earth. You should find a Martian to live a good life.

4 1. Only in your most unforgettable journey can I give you a unique smile.

42. I like to laugh, because I don't like to show my sadness and make others laugh.

43. Nothing is our past, and nothing is our ending.

44. You once said that you would always be with me, but now I am alone.

45. What I miss is just a simple name and a simple meeting.

46. Your favorite song. It turned out to be a bit messy. How can I pick it up?

47. Real satisfaction comes from your heart, not from people and things outside.

48. If I have you in my future, I am not afraid of anything.

49. Not meeting doesn't mean you don't miss each other. No contact is just to cover up our attachment.

50. With such a name in my heart, some words will rot in my heart.

5 1, sometimes, we don't think too much, just do what we want.

52. Sometimes, the most direct feelings inside are often the most difficult to say.

53. Some things are obviously wrong, but we still have to confront them because we are unwilling.

54. Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.

55. At least others have memories to remember, but I have no memories.

Long live being single, but when you see two people, you will still be silent.

57. I let myself go again and again, and finally I am alone.

58. It's not too late to try to be the person you like.

If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.

60. You are far away from me, and I am humble at your fingertips.

6 1, bear too much, even if I am weak, as long as there is a result, even if there is no result.

Thank you for keeping me from living in your eyes, so I can hug your back.

63. Now I know that even the memories are so unbearable that there are too many injuries after all.

64. In addition to offering infinite affection and patience, you need a little courage to refuse. .

65. One day I will register in your heart like a game, and I won't leave.

66. Don't judge me by my past. I'm not who I used to be.

67. Sometimes I can look at it indifferently, and sometimes I can't stand it.

68. On the day you left, I decided not to shed tears, covering my eyes against the wind and trying not to blink.

69. Everyone has an ugly scar, but that scar cannot be removed.

70. Those who don't know how to be satisfied, please don't use tears to pay homage to the feelings that don't know how to be satisfied.

7 1, in fact, I have always known that once love goes deep into the bone marrow, I don't know how to hate it.

72. Don't trust your memory too much. People inside don't necessarily miss you that much.

73, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are not right, people are not right, things are not right, and the past cannot be chased.

74. We let go of individuality, principles and freedom just because we can't let go of one person.

75. Your excellence has nothing to do with my life. Please leave my sight with your head held high.

76. Loneliness is looking up at the sky, which is empty. Look around, but there is no you.

77. Life has always been simple, but we can't help making it complicated.

78. Everything is a moment, everything will pass, and the past will become a kind of nostalgia.

79. I just want to delete you from my memory as soon as possible. I don't want to think of anything about you.

80. Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

8 1. time is the best medicine I hope that after a long time, the heart that misses you will never hurt.

82. I've been waiting for you. There are flowers all over the building. Why don't you come back? I have been waiting for you, and the candle is crying. Why hasn't Ni come back yet?

83. We all have the disability of love. We are like eyes and tears. Without tears, eyes will dry up.

84. Suffering is a matter of course. When we are miserable for love, when you say that we can't bear to part, why don't we part now?

Break up and talk about Daquan's sadness. Break up and talk about sadness

1, you are my eternal lover, and I hope I will be by your side every Valentine's Day in the future.

2. The first time I broke up with T, he wanted to be friends. My friend, Miss China, couldn't help but frown and show contempt when she heard this, and said, "Why is this man so shameless?" ? I'm laughing.

I never really want to break up from my heart. I always say what I want to say, but I am really tired. Your family can't give me the happiness I imagined.

4. Meng Xue wiped her tears and sneered: But now I don't want to do it, because I find that you are actually more pitiful than me. You just want to use me to provoke Su Yunjin. Unfortunately, people don't care. For so many years, you have been in love with someone you don't know whether she loves you or not. You think you have her, but you don't!

Are you telling her the promise you made to me over and over again?

6. One day, I finally stopped thinking about him, because he has been away for too long, and my habit is no longer a habit.

7. My willfulness to you and my unreasonable behavior to you have long been abandoned in the lonely street with your boredom.

8. If I leave, there will be no second me in this world.

9. Many habits change for you until the habit of breaking up remains the same. What does this mean?

10, that man, I gave up everything for him, but he was cruel enough to make me wishful thinking.

1 1. After separation, everyone I fell in love with was like you.

12, it may not be enough for two people to want a lifetime ... it is difficult to determine how many things and tests a relationship has to go through to become perfect. We are all actively creating future memories for ourselves. Well, suppose we really break up one day, I just want to be the one who makes each other miss and cry, not that I was blind …

13, actually broke up. But I can still feel that he misses me all the time. I always thought that if you want to know if a person is serious about you. Then take a rest. All the answers will be given to you in time. I miss him.

14, why are you still tearing each other! I feel sorry for them! After all, I have been in love! Let go of each other!

15, light a lamp, think of a love, and wait for a glimmer of hope.

16, on the third day of breaking up, I dreamed that I wanted to save it last night. It is foolish to play such a role for a long time.

17, changed the screen name, changed the avatar, deleted the diary, cancelled the special attention and cancelled the special listening. I will be strong.

18, you must live a happy life so as not to waste my embarrassing exit!

19, if you want to have a good date, don't be an online celebrity all your life. After reading the lovely story of my sick brother, I was drunk. I once loved a person and broke up with the other person, which is worse than a dog. Well, where is the responsibility?

20. There are so many people who like you. I don't know if you really like me, so I have to quit.

2 1, it's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

22. Be true to yourself and don't try to be someone else just to please others. Being the original self is better than being a copy of anyone.

23. If the lovers who broke up can still be friends, it is that they have never loved or are still in love.

24. Let's go to the exhibition. Some people like to plan their routes and never look back. Some people can go wherever they want. Two kinds of people together, no one will be comfortable. I guess that's why both husband and wife broke up.

25. Time is a terrible thing. It can smooth everything, scrape off the traces of good and bad in the heart, leaving only a vague face scar. Later, she missed him less and less, and finally she couldn't even dream of it.

26. Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every time you sew a needle, it will be a puncture pain.

27. I have met many people who try their best to support long-distance relationships. They are lovely and respectable. I never think that distance can separate any pair of lovers. Breaking up because of distance is not the best choice, but it is the easiest choice. You are in the same desert, but you can't see each other. You are always alone and desolate everywhere. But don't forget, once you are together, the desert is no longer your desert.

28. Life is like a ball, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end. ...

29. Just bury the story in your heart, say that you don't remember and say that you don't forget, who is sighing and who is regretting.

30. I believe that high school love will be beautiful, so I want to talk about a person who really likes each other. We can both cover up our bad feelings, because our favorite person is perfect in our own minds, so we can talk for a long time. So the reason why I haven't talked since the last breakup is that I want to leave the best of myself to my favorite person.

3 1. People often say that sadness can break people's hearts. Cheng Zheng always scoffed at this, but if a heart is torn like this, he would rather it be broken unconsciously.

32. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.

33. After we broke up, we were strangers to each other, and no one knew anyone.

Don't talk about breaking up all day, it's a curse and it will make everything come true. If you love him/her, give him a minimum sense of security.

35. I learned later that we broke up for a reason and should not regret it. If you continue to be reluctant, you should regret that no one should regret for his predecessor, and no one will regret for his predecessor. At most, I just sigh the disappointment now, or miss the youth and innocence of that year.

36. I met my ex-boyfriend on the road and suddenly felt ugly. I chatted with my girlfriend and told her how ugly he was. I remember he was handsome! The best friend smiled: Where is he handsome? It's just that you love him

37. Breaking promises is a patchwork of yesterday.

38. I didn't sleep on the night of parting. I hope you can see how much I regret it.

39, the first love is a tattoo, washed, but can not erase the scar.

40. From the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.

4 1. Breaking up sounds sad, but we don't trust each other and don't like each other. There's no need to be together.

42. It is my last gentleness to let you go without making noise.

43. When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't succeed, please don't start!

44. In this city, be a passing scenery and a passer-by in a hurry, just for one person.

45. Breaking up is not my decision. How can I forget the past bit by bit?

46. Only when we care about that person will we quarrel with him with our heart and feelings. The quarrel between lovers is a new discovery, an adjustment to life and an understanding. When we were young, we thought we would break up every time we quarreled. When I grow up, quarreling is no longer a discovery, an exchange, an understanding, but a dependence.

47. Do you know how much I suppress my deliberate indifference to you?

48. You cruelly shattered my fantasy, but you feel at ease.

49, that night, the dormitory lights out, Su Yun Jingang just got a call from Cheng Zheng, the other end of the phone is noisy background sound, his voice seems to be coming from far away, if I say I can change, you will admit, in fact, you like me a little, will you?

I may not fully remember what I said yesterday. But I thought you said I shouldn't drink. You said you didn't like my tone. You said you remember the feeling of breaking up with friends in the sea. You said it felt like this. You said there was no such connection between husband and wife. The meaning of your words is obvious. I have nothing to say but wish you a long road ahead and a pleasant journey.

5 1. If I don't see you again after two people break up and say loudly that I hate you, that means I can't bear to leave you.

52. I'm still so worthless, and I pay attention to your news everywhere.

53. I choked to tell you the past days. How ridiculous. I thought you'd be moved.

54. Strange is strange, and I accept it. I have my own way, but nobody likes it. You let me come back in tears, seriously like a couple, and break up.

55. The interval between you and me has expired. You chose to abandon, I chose to wait for you.

56. I will be very happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.

57. If you are unhappy, if you are unhappy, let go; If you can't let go, it will be painful.

58. As Zhang Ailing wrote, the fall of Hongkong was used to complete a pair of Bai Liusu and Fan Liuyuan. Isn't it because the whole country is saying that the disorder of color change has helped her Su Yunjin and Cheng Zheng? Don't blame her for deceiving herself. In the lover's heart, her feelings are beautiful enough.

59. Get dressed, tie your hair, put on makeup and smile. Remember you can't live without him.

Through the fleeting time in your eyes, I believe that you really loved me, just as I really lived and died for you.

6 1, that is to say, I love you a thousand times, but I can end it with a farewell. This is love.

62. After breaking up, I didn't cry as I expected, but my eyes sweated involuntarily when no one was around.

If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you so much!

64. Those memories that I couldn't let go eventually became shackles and locked my life.

65. It is normal for any two people to be separated for too long, and their feelings will be alienated a lot. After all, it takes time to maintain the feelings between people, which is why many long-distance relationships eventually break up. Excerpt from the opening play of North Island.

66. I don't know who said it, but no matter how we quarrel, we won't say goodbye. No matter what I said wrong, you will forgive me as long as you sincerely apologize! Now you are so determined and so strange, my heart hurts. You can't understand how fragile it is to love someone deeply.

67. How can a man belittle his ex-girlfriend in front of you? Then you are the next living target.

68. Is it great that I donate things I don't need to people who need him?

69. Everyone is in the dock, and everyone knows that if we meet in a hurry and break up in a hurry, we may never see each other again. At least on the surface, people don't have much defense. In other words, a person has no door. I think Shanxi people, like me, have doors. Because of your childhood education, you feel that there is no reason to talk to strangers when you are together. And I later found out that the whole north has this feature.

70. When you broke up, my heart was broken, but you were indifferent.

7 1, although every relationship ends, there are always 100 reasons to blame each other, but in fact, I have never loved anyone all my life since I was a child. Relationships don't end when I break up. In fact, my heart ran away before you admitted it, and the entanglement after that was just a ceremony.

72. The object you meet in the future may be better than me, better than me, or even know you better than you, but he is certainly not as headstrong and annoying as me, but neither am I. I love you.

73. Walk alone, sleep alone, cry alone, laugh alone, and be lonely forever.

74. There is a kind of forgetfulness that will make you smile and say to yourself: Hehe, I never loved this person at all. Another kind of forgetting always makes you cry again and again. Then, again and again, you wipe your tears and bite your teeth and say to yourself: I will never love someone so much again! Never again! ! Yes, there is a kind of forgetting in life, which is contradictory in moving forward and struggling in forgetting.

75. Even if I try my best to keep them, I will still go, and no one will stay for anyone.

76. I don't know when your name became my minefield, and my friends kept silent about you.

77. What do you mean a man belongs to you completely? He gave you his heart, his home and his wallet. What do you mean, women belong to you completely? She gave you her heart, her body, and all the little emotions of jealousy, anger and jealousy. A man gives you everything he can carry, and a woman gives you everything she can carry in her heart. This is love.

78. Show love first, and swear love at last. If you are destined to be a passer-by, why bother then?

79. If love is painful, it is not called love; If love is humble, it is no longer love. I want to talk about a love that will never break up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we are separated, we will be together again. I want to talk about a love that will never break up. Even if we are busy and tired, as long as we see each other, we will have a warm smile. We will move on. I want to talk about a love that will never break up. Stroll, the sun sets, grow old together and care for each other.

We must pretend that we never have anything we can't get.

8 1. If even parting is a kind of beauty, there will be no sadness in the world of love. If contact with each other is fatigue, then the world of love is full of regrets. If unforgettable is a sin, then the world of love is full of hypocrisy. I once wanted to turn the moment of love into eternity, but today I want to turn the eternity of pain into an instant. Love becomes a person's aftertaste.

82. Leave my world with your bitch, and I'll make you shameless.

83. Like is not necessarily together. It's naive to have each other now. It will be too late when you are really responsible for the person you like instead of chatting endlessly every day. Two people in love also have their own things. There's no need to be together all the time. There's no need to wait for the breakup, delete the photos and change your signature, and then look at the past chat records and cry. It's too late to be together when you are mature. It really doesn't matter whether we can get together late in the end.

84. There are too many tears in my chest. I don't know how to tell them. Finally, I can only choose silence.

85. I have a good life, but it hurts to wake up after dreaming about you, and I will cry when I think about you.

86. Happiness should be found separately, and finally you will get used to a person's scenery. After so long, I finally learned to smile and think about him.

87. This person must not be too painful to break up. Otherwise, there is no need to pretend to be sad. Don't pretend to cry early.

88. I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see them in the future.

89. Who can sell me a bowl of Mengpo soup to make me forget this endless yearning?

90, snake essence is still a lovely little princess, and she vomited overnight. The meal has become two meals, and the brain-dead people are really idle. Now I kneel in a flattering and disgusting posture every day. I haven't been in love for 800 years, so it's hard to break through quickly. Shit is good, but I can find a lifeline. Just like when ex is looking for a new aunt, it's too hard to be excused. These idiots who think of themselves as their mothers are too embarrassed to understand. When you break up, you're waiting for brain damage to hit your face.

9 1, after the hug, you turned to leave, I smiled goodbye, but my heart was shaking.

92. Walking through your world has also finished my life.

93. I want to watch a concert, win the certificate I want to take, and talk about a love that feels warm even if I break up.

94. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red, but once their eyes are red, their hearts are black.

95. The days of being single came like this. I don't know what it feels like. I was in a daze all morning. I didn't break up peacefully, but I died of old age.

96. It seems that after waiting for a hundred years, I suddenly understand that even if we meet again, we might as well watch a mature performance.

97. The old saying "I love you". It is a painful burden in the future and a "breakup" at this moment. This is the end of the pain of the past.

98. Without you, I am such a sensitive and fragile ghost.

99. What you say when you are in love is called love talk. When breaking up and falling out, consider it a joke.

100, if two people become friends after breaking up, it means that I have never loved you.