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A single father buys a car for his daughter.

1. Two spoiled brats got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was frightened and asked where the bride was. Meatball said shyly, "Shit, you don't know when people take off their clothes!"

It is not easy for me to see you along the way. I hope you must respect each other, understand each other, take care of each other, be kind and friendly, and grow old together.

Only love makes a happy marriage. I hope you can be loyal to each other in the future. As your mother, I sincerely wish you a long life together.

Wine and cup are inseparable. Bless you. Wine and glass, love, love. Ten years in the same boat, a hundred years in the same pillow. Finding her in the vast sea of people is obviously the fate of thousands of years ago. I wish you both happiness and a happy marriage.

5. Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. People often say that the fairy couple is you. I wish you love each other every year and know each other every year.

6. I hope you can understand each other, take care of each other, face the difficulties in work and life together, and enjoy the sweetness of life and the fruits of labor.

7. A paper tiger and a Mickey mouse, light candles and live together; One is a husband and the other is a future mother. Lulu, I am so happy. I wish the young couple a happy marriage.

8. Congratulations on finding a partner for the Long March. From then on, life depends on others. Congratulations on finding your other half, and someone will take care of your life from now on. On this day, you join hands and wish you a happy holiday and a happy wedding!

9. Sina rolled up the blessing of love, you are Phoenix, I am Sohu, Taobao and Baidu are United! Ganlong escorted us, Yahoo opened the way for us, and Tom built a love hut for us, not far from Netease!

10. firecrackers, floats flying by, the bride getting on the bus, going to the wedding, going to a happy life, getting married, being happy, growing old together, being sweet and lasting forever. May your marriage be full of joy!

1 1. Luckily, I got the favor of a lady. I want to say, congratulations on your awakening. Marriage is the progress of your life. After bidding farewell to your single colleague, you embarked on a very happy train!

12. One day, the husband and wife are grateful during the day, and only when they are together can they be considered lovers; Love this body forever, you will be a beauty all your life; There are many happy events when the moon is full, and the seeds of love are unbreakable. I wish lovers * * * tie the knot and swear to death!

13. How long have you been together? Today, you finally have a happy event in your life. Here, I wish your love will last forever and live every day; May you be like a golden wind and dew, enjoying countless happiness on earth!

14. Sincere love opens with sincerity, like white lightning breaking the sky; Sincere love is the point of persistence, like red blood filling the whole body; Congratulations to my sister for getting sincere love with sincerity and persistence and moving towards a happy world!

15. Let the snowflakes flying all over the sky bring my applause, urge the whistling north wind to blow away my greetings, let the sky and the bright moon bring my heart, and let the clouds offer my sincere affection. On your wedding day, the air is full of intoxicating sweetness. I hope my dear friend, love will last forever from now on!

16. The winding road is more beautiful, the love in the storm is sweeter, one's wisdom is charm, and two people's concentricity is moving. Looking at your touching hand, I sincerely say: I wish your love forever, and your life is getting brighter and brighter. I wish you a happy marriage, mutual care and happiness!

17. There are two happy events in life, but it is difficult to spend a candle in the bridal chamber. Nowadays, when you meet a bosom friend, a hundred flowers blossom. The bride is as beautiful as a fairy and has a kind heart. Devoted to development, the family will always be happy and loving. I wish you all happiness!

18. Love each other and be happy forever and wholeheartedly. May you two love each other more than the sea.

19. The trees are wrapped around the trees and hug each other. For example, Qi Mei was born and raised all his life. I wish you happiness on your wedding day. On the big day, I wish your life tomorrow as happy and sweet as today's wedding.

20. May you love each other forever and be happy and harmonious.

2 1. Life is short and long, but as time goes by, this heart remains the same.

I believe that God will bless you and make your life more harmonious and happy.

23. You got married today and became husband and wife. But this is not the end of love, but a new beginning. In life, always love to the end, don't forget your active attitude. Happy wedding, children.

24. As a parent, I am sincerely happy to see you go to the marriage hall together. I hope that after you get married, you will never give up like guests and create a happy life that belongs to you.

25. If you get married and start a family, you have to bear the responsibility of being the head of the family. The need for a better life cannot be fulfilled by one person. I hope we can share joys and sorrows in the future and create a better life together.

26. When you set foot on the voyage of marriage, you boarded the boat of happiness, and you were not alone during the journey. Believe that love will guide you to the other side of happiness.

27. The daughter-in-law is very sensible and virtuous. I hope you will treat her well and love her well in the future. May you love each other, stronger than gold, lasting forever, harmonious and beautiful.

28. For the rest of your life, I wish you to think in one place and work hard in another. Work together to create a perfect and happy family. Children, I wish you a happy wedding.

29. Give you a red wedding dress. The collar brings happiness, the sleeves are sweet, the buttons are romantic and the red line is warm. The bag is full of happiness, and the waist rope is very harmonious. I wish you a happy wedding and a happy life, brother!

30. Congratulations on finding a partner for the Long March. Someone will depend on you from now on. Congratulations on finding your other half, and someone will take care of your life from now on. Today, let's join hands and wish Wan Li a clear sky and a happy wedding!