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Classic talk about friends circle; Take others too seriously, only to be regarded as nothing by others.

First, was there a moment when I saw a familiar figure in the street, and my heart suddenly jumped out of rhythm until I found out that I was just a stranger, so the whole day was full of memories.

in fact, when we were together, we had already guessed the ending, but I still didn't admit defeat, but I wanted to see how far we could go.

Third, the saddest thing is that when you meet a special person, you realize that you can never be together, and sooner or later, you have to give up. People who really like it can't be friends, even if they look at it a few more times, they still want it. I have never given up loving you, just changed from strong to silent.

fourth, be kind to yourself, because life is not long; Be nice to the people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

5. Many times, I obviously don't think like that in my heart, but I can't control myself and say the opposite.

6. We will never take each other as irreplaceable as before; We will never love as hard as before until we cry

7. People who love you are afraid that they will not give you enough; People who don't love you are afraid that you will ask too much.

eight, probably inappropriate is that I can't make you laugh, and you will only make me cry. After that, I said I was leaving, but you didn't stay and I didn't look back.

9. Take others too seriously, only to be regarded as nothing by others.

ten, some things, missed, is a lifetime; Some people, when they turn around, become forever. Nothing is an opponent of love, except love

1. Peace of mind can last, and light bags can travel far.

2, people should not be too exhausted, things should not be too exhausted, everything is too exhausted, and fate is bound to be exhausted early.

3. Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

4 the most extravagant person in the world is someone who is willing to spend time with you. Time flies, and if I give you time, I give you my own world.

5. People who simply like you see your present; People who really love you want to walk with you in the future; True love is not a promise and confession at a certain moment, but the years that have passed together afterwards; The true fate is not an arrangement that is doomed, but the determination of two people to recognize each other; A true lover is not the person who praises you every day, but the deep affection in your eyes.

6. Simple life is charming, and simple people are happy; Learning to be simple is not simple.

7. Time can make a woman fall in love with a man slowly, but time is hard to make a man fall in love with a woman slowly. Because the love cycle between men and women is different. Women's love can be more and more through companionship and accumulation, but men's love will gradually decrease with time. When men and women get along, it is useless to love deeply, but it is good to love for a long time. Therefore, love is the end when it is strong, and love as a relative is eternal.

8. The most important thing in love is not how to love others, but how to make the best of yourself.

9. When a child is lifting a stone, his father encourages him: Son, as long as you do your best, you can definitely lift it! In the end, the child failed to lift a stone. He told his father: I have tried my best. Father replied: You didn't try your best, because I was beside you and you didn't ask for my help. To go all out is to try every means to exhaust all available resources.

1. In life, some people can make you smile even when they are not around, which is really good.

11. We can't guarantee the eternity of every love, but at least we can guarantee its sincerity. Love is not a leaf, it won't blow away, so when you meet love, just catch it. Don't be afraid of being rejected by love, which period of youth will not experience pain and which period of love will not be profound. So what if you are rejected? The next love is still on the way, and those who dare not face it do not deserve it.

12. As for love, to be happy because of happiness is to "never miss any teasing and not wait for anyone" and "I don't want what I don't give, and I don't love what is not mine". -lin xi

13. Don't tempt your lover, because that is to tempt another lie with one lie. Don't cheat your lover either, so-called white lies often bring malicious results. When two people are together, the most important thing is honesty and sincerity. If a relationship needs to be maintained by lies, it is better to break up as soon as possible. Love is born in truth and dies in hypocrisy.

14. There is a sad river hidden in everyone's heart. You have your pain, and I have my hardships. It's not that I don't understand, but I have no time to take care of it.

15. Three things are gone forever: time, words and opportunities; Three things are enough to destroy a person: anger, pride and unforgivability; Three things should never be given up: peace, honesty and hope; Three things are most priceless: love, kindness and relatives and friends; Three things are the most impermanent: success, wealth and dreams; Three things make a person: sincerity, commitment and diligence; Three things are the most sacred: parents, children and faith.

16. Be a warm girl and a girl who loves to laugh. Be happy and know how to be happy, happy and infect people around you. Occasionally willful, but not sharp. Occasionally sensitive, but not neurotic. I am willing to share all the happy and unhappy things with you. If you are happy, just laugh and let everyone know. Sad, just cry, and then pretend nothing happened. Occasionally, just an encouraging smile is needed to convince yourself to continue to be strong.

17. Some people feel very affectionate when they miss their old friends. When you treat people around you, you can be as bad as you can. In fact, if two people are not together, it's like the death of a loved one. At most, they will sacrifice and miss it when they are in Tomb-Sweeping Day, but the other party really can't feel it. Therefore, it is better to be together than to miss it. It's better to be kind to people around you than to commemorate it.

18. During the journey of life, everyone is busy getting to know all kinds of people, thinking that this is enriching life. But the most valuable encounter is to meet yourself again at a certain moment, and then you will understand that traveling around the world is just to find a way back to your heart.

19. Because of you, I know how to grow up, but you are still my injury.

2. Nothing is an opponent of love, except love. Without money, you are nothing. Talk about the classics about poverty and lack of money.

First, those who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

second, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we stop loving each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

third, when we are poor, we really love each other; When we are rich, we stop loving each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

4. Most of the 8% poor people in the world have happy love, while 8% of the 2% rich people lack happy love.

5. Money can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

6. Do most people take money first before they work, or do they work first before they get money?

7. I won't bend over if I lose money in the sky, because I won't even lose pie in the sky, let alone money.

eight, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

9. Without money and power, if I don't treat you better, can you come with me?

1. If I don't have money and power, I won't be nice to you. Can you come with me?

Xi. People who are really rich are lonely people! Real sentient beings are poor people!

12. It's hard for a rich man to have no money!

XIII. My father asked me what I want in life. I answered money and beauty, and my father hit me in the face fiercely; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

14. Links are like money, and only when they are circulated will they generate value.

fifteen, we have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I hope she treats gold like dung!

XVI. When someone tells you it's not money, but a matter of principle, nine times out of ten it's money.

17. Those who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

eighteen, in those days, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

nineteen, when there is no money, my wife and secretary; When rich, secretary and wife.

2. Love is the natural beauty of nudity without money as decoration.

21st, people can't bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

twenty-two, once you have money, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

23. All women should get married and try to get their husbands to earn money to support them.

twenty-four, if the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign, and before I resign, I'll give him two more Chinese and beat him to death.

25. I'm not RMB, so I can't make everyone like it.

twenty-six, it is better to be poor and find a wife who loves herself than to be rich and find a wife who loves her money.

twenty-seven, don't talk to me about feelings, it will hurt more money.

28. Love does not necessarily mean money, and money does not necessarily mean love.

a successful husband has more money than his wife can spend; A successful wife is to find such a husband.

thirty, love is based on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

thirty-one, this is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by diving into places where new users are crowded.

32. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there are neither, it is good to have health.

thirty-three, half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.

don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see at a glance how much money the other person earns.

money can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

thirty-six, if the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign, and before I resign, I'll give him two more Chinese and beat him to death.

money in our hands is a tool to keep freedom.

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1. I'm not crazy. Yes, I work hard to make money. What can I equal you with?

2. We didn't spend your money on changing school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

3, if you don't pick up the money, you lose it!

4. I just slapped my wallet, but it's nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

5, with her husband's money to raise her own gigolo.

6. Money can buy many things, but it can't buy time and the past! ! !

7. I believe my life can't stop here. I don't want to grow up and become a mediocre person grabbing at each other in the street. I don't want to worry about money in the future. I don't want to buy two cups of soybean milk every day < P > when we have money.

9, grandson's problem is difficult, son's marking papers is strict, and I can't do them, so I spend money for nothing.

1, I'm an idiot when I'm happy, and a madman when I'm sad. He is a kidnapper when he has no money, and a fool when he has money. Living is a tragedy, and dying

11,1. Intentional weakness, powerful lack of money, rich ruthlessness, no love, no fate, and some are divorcing.

12, if I don't bother to explain your scolding as if nothing happened, it can only show that you are really not as important as a dime in my heart. -

13, as long as you have money, you are destined for everyone. Talk about the classics of money.

14, Xin Yu: The same bottle of drink costs 2 yuan in a convenience store and 6 yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location.

15, you laugh at me for having nothing. I pity you for pretending to be

16 with money. What's the use of wearing a 3,-dollar dress? It's only useful if you can dress a 3-dollar dress into a 3,-dollar dress.

17. Money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling in front of marriage.

18. I'm dying. I still have 3 cents. Your mother and I are sisters. Give it to her for me.

19, the school is like a watch, you can go to it if you pay the money.

2, I heard that marriage is very cheap, and the Civil Affairs Bureau [9 yuan will fix it, let me treat you.

21, you treat dichlorvos like cola, and you've drunk your head with 8 cents and 12 Jin, right? Don't tell me about your social affairs. I'm sorry. I came from a ravine. I sprained my ankle when I went out and sat on the side of the road. Someone threw five dollars at me. !

23, I worked hard for you for three years, but it only took him three days to squander money on you.

24,? Poor? Short? Frustrated? Ugly? After 9? No money? No room? No background

25. Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage, and domineering. Money is king, and living in this world is so realistic.

26. Women should remember that once they are exhausted, other women will spend our money, live in our house, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies. -a classic talk about money

27. Look, Grandpa Mao gave me another dime

28. It is said that if a man doesn't have money, he will be doomed to fate.

29. I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. It's hard for me to cross the sea.-To my girlfriend

3. The cashier said, No change, please find it.

31, money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing to help us distinguish people from dogs clearly.

32, when money stands up and speaks, all truths are silent.

33, you can figure out a person's money and a person's appearance, but don't figure out that he is good to you, because if he doesn't want to be good to you, then you have nothing

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