Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Give me a formation.
Give me a formation.
How did you realize this?
Taoist disciples were sent to school for further study at the age of ten and returned ten years later.
Master: Son, what is Tao?
Disciple: Master Zun said, "Look at mountains and water as water; Seeing mountains is not mountains, and seeing water is not water; See the mountain or the mountain, see the water or the water. " This is my way!
Master: OK, OK. How did you realize this?
Disciple: Disciple studied hard at a cold window for ten years, and was occasionally nearsighted. Recently, he wore glasses and finally found the right result!
Master: You bastard!
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