Funny about not wanting to work, talk about 2020.

1. I don't want to go to work because it's too cold.

Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.

3. Don't want to go to work! Don't want to get up Don't want to work! I want to continue my vacation. I want to continue to go out to play! ! !

4. Fifty-six languages, in a word, don't want to go to work, don't want to go to work!

5. It's boring to sit at work every day. I think it will be more boring not to go to work. Come to the company every day.

I want to get out of my misery as soon as possible. I'm so tired that I look like an old lady.

7. I'm lovelorn, I don't have any ideas, I don't want to go to work or do anything.

8. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.

9. I have earned enough money and don't want to go to work.

10. Families who have trouble getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

1 1. There are always days in a month when I don't want to go to work.

12. Don't want to go to work for at least 30 days every month.

13. Don't want to go to work for 30 days every month.

14. I have no lunch break. I must get up at 6: 30 every day. The unit leader is as abnormal as he is, and my colleagues always bully me for being kind. How much I want to resign.

15. There is no rest day, and I still walk around for a few hours every day, mostly standing for dinner.

16. I talk a lot at work and don't want to say a word after work. What happened?

17. I often don't want to go to work, maybe I am too impetuous!

18. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

19. I found this job, and now I am looking for a job, not a job, but a fight! Then let's ask dad for help.

20. On the first day of looking for a job, I was nervous and disappointed; Looking for a job the next day, disappointed and anxious; And then the third day and the fourth day?

2 1. Who wants to go to school but doesn't want to work like me?

22. The difference between going to school and working is that whoever scolds me at school will scold me! I can't scold the people who scold me in the company!

23. wages that can't go up, weight that can't come down.

24. Maybe I should resign. I can't adapt to that job at all. . . .

25. Work is not smooth, and love is not guaranteed. Should I disappear for a while and start over?

26. I will cover Monday in the wall of the Great Wall so that he can enter history. I want to put Monday in the recycle bin and turn it into garbage. I'm going to put Shunk on the moon and let Chang 'e seduce him not to return to Earth. On Monday, I don't want to go to work.

27. It is understandable that singles don't want to go to work; Single people don't want to do things and feel the same way; Single without spirit, all the same; Being single is often in a daze, I understand. But in any case, I haven't forgotten you on Singles Day. I wish you happiness, a good room, and take off your clothes as soon as possible! Happy Little Singles Day!

28. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work, look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work, and think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work.

29. Excuse me, boss, I want to take a week off! Last night, I went to the barber shop downstairs for a haircut. I was so poor that I fell asleep at that time. The damned barber got confused and cut me a punk head! I have been ashamed to go out for a week!

30. I have severe depression and often can't control my emotions. I'm particularly afraid of going to work. I am nervous and afraid when I go to work, and I always don't want to go to work.

3 1. I got acute depression and cried my eyes out at the roadside, so I couldn't go to work.

32. My wife is ill, so I feel uneasy about going to the hospital alone. Boss, you know there are too many people like you now.

33. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work.

34. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

35. You can't do it if you don't want to go to work. I want to be a boss, but I have no ambition. I want to be a rich second generation. It's a pity that my father doesn't have much money to continue working.

36. I don't want to go to work, I can't make money, and I'm still unhappy.

37. I don't want to go to work. I'm bored and bored. Facing the computer all day, the radiation is terrible.

38. I don't want to go to work. The reason I blurted out was illness?

39. I don't want to work, I don't want to go to work, and I don't want to deal with strange people and things.

40. I've been particularly depressed since I started work recently. I don't want to say anything. I just want to do repetitive work without thinking. I feel that I can't think about problems, even the simplest ones. I feel that my mind is frozen and my heart is depressed.

Qq is funny, funny, and 2020.

1, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

2. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

Do you think I am afraid of gossip? What I'm afraid of is that you listen to those right and wrong.

A dull life is not what I want, it will make me feel like a dead man.

Traveling with my husband and meeting my ex-boyfriend, I exchanged a few pleasantries. On the way back, my husband asked me, "Who was that talking to you just now?" Me: "I am an advanced worker in the following units!

6. Sister, I'm not sentimental. My sister just likes beautiful things.

7. For me, 8 13 is not Valentine's Day, but the day of school.

8. You are tired if you have a heart. If you have no heart, it doesn't matter.

9. I planted a girlfriend in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

10, slash my heart and say you love me, lover. You have a good sense of humor.

1 1, once I went to the subway with my boyfriend and played a trust game on the way. I closed my eyes and he led me away. I got on the subway smoothly, and finally he helped me sit down. Then he said, "Don't drive, this seat was given by someone else."

12, north nose, oil injection.

13, my husband caught a cold and coughed badly these days. My wife found medicine for him. The husband said, "Can I take medicine to relieve my cough?" My wife said it would work! "My husband came home at night, and his wife asked him how the effect was. Honey, it really works. Cough, pull the trouser pocket, cough, pull the trouser pocket, I cough with fear. ...

14, my friend sent a message saying that she was hit by a car, and I expressed concern. She answered. She was scared. It's okay. I mean, did she miss it? As a result, this damn intelligent input method was typed as "Aren't you dead?" And it's out, I can't even pull it …

15, I heard today that my neighbor's sister had an affair after only one year of marriage and eloped abroad with a rich second generation. This makes me, an unmarried person, have a little fear of marriage. What should I do if I don't meet the rich second generation after marriage?

16, bears can save America @

17, "In order to lose weight, I reluctantly spent 3,000 yuan on a fitness card. Although I didn't go once, I didn't have money to eat. I really lost 10 A Jin month. " -It really works!

18, I heard a woman say loudly in the hospital: "Doctor, I want to take off the ring you pressed for me yesterday. The doctor asked why. She said, "Stab people. The doctor asked how to tie it? She said, stab her husband. Then I saw her husband looking for cracks in the ground.

19,-No matter how awesome, you can pick it up with your mouth when it falls from the sky.

20, diaosi will eventually counterattack, and the fungus will not return to powder.

2 1, the death squad is: no food during the day, no sleep at night, military training to death.

22. Wife: Honey, I want to eat an apple and wash one for me. Honey, I'm not going. Honey, you don't listen to me. Honey, I'm not a voice-activated wife. I patted her and her husband left obediently. Honey, that's a touch screen.

23. Notice of commencement: Your school was rebuilt in a different place and was forced to postpone its commencement. Because your school collapsed innocently, the school has a special holiday for one year.

24. I watch TV with my sister. My mother came over with two apples. My sister grabbed them and said, "It's all mine." Mother said angrily, "One for each person." Then Lz happily grabbed one from her sister and said with a smile, "It's still mom." My mother snatched it from me again, took a bite, and said with a straight face, "It's not you.

25. It doesn't matter if you destroy me, because others will destroy you in the next second.

26. Just after dinner in the evening, a rich second generation kept talking and boasting about how great he felt. I looked at him silently, thinking that I was a descendant of the dragon and a socialist successor, and said nothing. What are you dragging? Hum!

27. Loneliness in excitement, excitement in loneliness. The feeling of missing you is to drink a cup of coffee with wine ... will you miss me?

28. What we like in our mouths is our habits! It turns out that eating chocolate is addictive!

29, waiting for the bus after school, the bus came, I want to use the bus card to wave, indicating that I want to sit, I took out a menstrual towel, (menstrual towel and bus card are put in the school uniform, the school uniform pocket is very large) I will never forget everyone's eyes …

30, the bathroom is newly opened, and the discount is big! The customer asked, "What's the price?" The boss said, "Men's bathroom 10, women's bathroom 100." Customer: "Why is the gap between men and women so big!" Boss: "That's right. Excuse me, which bathroom do you want to go into? "

3 1, can I have sex with my chest hair and waist?

You'd better leave me! Go as far as possible. Please stop pestering me. I really can't stand you. You will only hurt me. The more you love me, the more painful I am ... dead mosquito.

33. A man's hand was cut by a kitchen knife, and his girlfriend was preparing to bandage it. The man said contemptuously, you help me suck it and disinfect it. His girlfriend asked him why, and he said it proved that you love me. His girlfriend said, "Does feeding you blood mean loving you?" ? He nodded, and then his girlfriend slowly took off her pants and said, "I'll give you another chance to prove that you love me!" " My period is coming!

34. Don't say that personality is incompatible, don't say constellation, don't tell lies in your eyes, the key is face and background, right? I'm right, right?

Interviewer: "Your resume says that you are quick in mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, 13 times 19?" I blurted out, "45!" Interviewer: "This is far from it." Me: "But soon?"

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

37. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, make diamonds and ice, grow Yushu, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruit. Be careful! Send you three chocolates in the new year: the first dove-I hope you get all the happiness in the world; Di Chin's second chapter-I wish you a golden age imperial life; Cadbury's third thing-I wish you all the best in the new year!

38. It's not our fault that we don't want to do our homework, but it's people who are to blame for setting summer vacation and winter vacation in the hottest season and the coldest season.

39. Forgive me for saying something funny. Although my tears have been flowing, it's just because you said that you are also very important.

40. Come to school early every day. It seems that we love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

4 1, the pens I bought last summer that are particularly easy to write are finally used up. After a day of class, I feel my body is hollowed out. Lack of sensory ability, real timidity.

42. On the park bench, the girl sitting next to me eats ice cream so cute that I can't help imitating it. Every time she licks the ice cream, I make it. Seeing my sister's angry and disgusting eyes at me, I smiled and explained, "Don't get me wrong, I am definitely not a pervert!" " My sister is even more angry: "but you licked my ice cream!" " "

43. They are a group of little stars. There is love in their place. If the memory is as strong as steel, should I laugh or cry?

44. I warn you that you have three seconds to go out at once. Well, three seconds have passed, and you haven't rolled. Then you will want to leave me for the rest of your life!

45. He said I was funny. Who knows my heart hurts?

46. The life of Khan.

47. I have a small chest and save cloth for the country.

48. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; My weakness: I will never change.

49. Don't think a boy is too naive, because he likes you. If he doesn't like you, he is more mature than your father!

50. Santa Claus came to China and fell down. No one dared to help him. He froze to death.

About the funny autumn trousers, talk about 2020.

1. How much sadness can there be, just like being caught in a cold current without wearing long trousers.

It is said that there are only two reasons for wearing long pants. One is that you feel cold, the other is that your mother thinks you are cold.

I seriously doubt that Yue Lao used my red rope to knit autumn trousers.

You lost your way home in the smog in the north, and I forgot to wear long pants in the rainy weather in the south.

5. Do you want to be a warm man? Yes, put on your long pants first.

6. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling of forgetting to wear long pants.

7. Wear other people's long pants, so that others have no long pants to wear.

8. It is the most basic respect for winter to plunge a corner of autumn clothes into autumn trousers and a corner of autumn trousers into socks.

9. How much sadness can you have, just like a pair of long pants for everyone.

10. I believe that one day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, that is, the peace of mind with long pants tied in socks.

1 1. If the weather is sentimental and old, it is better to wear long pants.

12. There is a kind of cold that makes your mother feel cold, and there is a kind of cold that makes your mother tell you to wear long pants.

13. Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, not without long pants.

14. I thought the spark between us was love. Unexpectedly, it is autumn trousers.

15. Once upon a time, I had a pair of autumn trousers in front of me. I didn't cherish them. Now I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I will wear them. If there is a deadline, I hope it is a winter!

16. There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who wear long pants and those who don't.

17. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but holding a pair of long trousers without wearing them.

18. You either wear it or you don't. There are long trousers, neither fat nor thin.

19. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man was there, wearing long pants by the bed.

20. Do you know why you have no date? Because in this stocking season, you are wearing a pair of autumn trousers.

2 1. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and I have to wear long pants in the middle.

22. Some people wore two pairs of long trousers and froze to death. Some people wear stockings, but they are still alive

23. Autumn trousers last forever, and one will last forever.

24. There is a kind of love, that is, no matter you escape to the ends of the earth, your mother will send you long pants!

25. I came to menstruation late at night and stained my long pants. Because I had to wear it the next day, I washed my pants with a basin of water in the toilet. As a result, my brother pushed the door in and was shocked to see the scene in front of him. For a long time, he held back: elder sister, did you kill anyone?

26. Ten years of life and death are two boundless, I don't think about it, I will never forget it, I don't wear long pants, and I feel sad everywhere.

27. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know I'm wearing long pants.

28. It is required that the sky is clear and harmonious, and only people are required to add a pair of autumn trousers.

Funny about the campus, talk about 2020.

1. The weather is fine today. I have been indoors for a long time. I want to play in the living room. The doctor said that my blood sugar was low and I needed a few sweet words.

3. A buddy sent his girlfriend back to the dormitory. The buddy asked his girlfriend what gift she was going to buy for Valentine's Day. The girl suddenly became shy, saying that someone gave you a surprise on Valentine's Day, and then ran shyly to the dormitory. Suddenly, the buddy turned around and shouted at his girlfriend, you're not fucking pregnant!

It's not your puppy love that disappoints my parents, but my girlfriend, not me.

Take a nap if you are unhappy. I don't think there is anything that can't be solved by a nap. If so, get some sleep.

6. It is said that all the people with Xuan in their names were shocked by cars, right?

7. I am nearsighted, but I don't like wearing glasses. Once I went shopping with my friends, in the sightseeing elevator of the shopping mall, I saw the scroll screen outside saying: Chris Lee is B, and I chatted with my friends in the elevator: Shit! Chris Lee offended this mall? How dare you shout abuse in public? The friend whispered: People clearly wrote that Li Ning's spring clothes were on sale.

8. Now that students are full and have nothing to do, they want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend. I am even more awesome. I don't have enough to eat.

9. I am not Zhang Shengtian. I don't have that much money. I'm not indifferent or malicious. I have a happy family.

10. I have your love, but I have become the loneliest person in the world.

1 1. Life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

12. It is difficult to attend classes at noon on weeding day. A small book, a morning.

13. Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, there must be other plans.

14. Most people won't say I'm handsome, but usually just say I'm naturally domineering. . .

15. Outside the window, there are stars, the moon is in the sky, the wind blows away the flowers, and my thoughts dissipate with the wind.

16. I won't argue with you. I am a generous person, and you are not that important.

17. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

18. Who is the future girlfriend I am in love with now?

19. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming to destroy family harmony!

20. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but that you use Unicom and I use mobile.

2 1. Don't think that my gourd dolls in the countryside can't beat the bump men in your city.

22. Today, I taught my son that time is a knife to expose lies, but the biggest enemy in life is not lies, but time. The son asked thoughtfully: Isn't it melon seeds?

23. After the exam, the eugenics will say, "Lying in the trough, another mistake!" Poor students will say, "Emma, one more!" "

24. Those who pour cold water on me will be boiled and returned to you. . . .

25. I have observed you for a long time, but I still feel that the earth is not suitable for you. I have a ticket to Mars. Here you are!

26. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you some charcoal and you can make a bomb.

27. The house and villa are nothing, and the grave is the eternal home.

28. Now I know that friends are like RMB, both real and fake. Unfortunately, I'm not a money detector.

29. It's good to have sisters. It's really cool to blow them up when you are in a bad mood.

There is nothing inappropriate, just an excuse to break up.

3 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?

32. It's not terrible to fall off the net, but it's terrible to fall off for a while.

It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do with your life.

34. A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally it turned into a highway.

35. I really love someone but hurt my purest heart. My love is gone.

36. This love is too much for each other, so I can't bear it.

37. An old man and his grandson got on the bus, so they both had seats. ...

What's the point of the existence of the sky if one doesn't climb beyond one's ability?

39. What makes me hysterical is always other people's stories in movies.

40. I was smoking in the street, and a beggar came to borrow my cigarette. I gave him one, and he looked at the sign and gave it back to me.

4 1. Because you know, you are compassionate.