One-liners amused his girlfriend and begged for forgiveness.

Make fun of your girlfriend and ask for forgiveness (Part I) 1. I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!

Only you know my world.

If living is the greatest life that God gave me, living without you will be the greatest gift that God gave me in my mission.

After knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.

I was wrong. As long as there is a contradiction between us, it's all my fault.

I like you in a hundred ways.

7. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

8. I can't bear to leave your kindness to me. I can't bear to part with my love for you, my memories of the past and my thoughts of the present, my little past and the happiness you gave me. I don't want to lose you, let alone lose you. Forgive me.

9. Only you know my world.

10. You are the best and most perfect in my heart. No matter who you compare with, no matter when you come, your goodness will be greatly discounted in my heart because of your willfulness. You are you, different fireworks.

1 1. I am happy and carefree, but you are worried and distressed; My heart is changing and your heart is broken; Thank you, you have done so much for me, and I am really moved for you.

12. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together ~

13. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, although you said it so firmly.

14. I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you all my life.

15. You are the only difference between this world and me. As long as I have you, I can do it in the future.

16. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and go with you.

17. The evidence that two people love each other is that no matter where they are, they are in each other's eyes. Love is sometimes as simple as that.

18. Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

19. I don't allow you to peel apples. I'm afraid of blood, so I won't let you bleed!

20. You will always be the most elegant, abnormal and charming person in my heart.

Make your girlfriend happy and ask for forgiveness (Part II) 2 1. I told you last night that we broke up. It was just a moment of excitement.

22. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

23. Spring flowers, autumn moon and winter snow in Xia Feng are all beautiful, but your heart is the four seasons I want to visit most.

24. Love if you can. It's funny to love.

25. I won't allow you to be graceful, not warm, and put on more clothes. You will catch a cold in cold weather. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!

26. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.

27. Some things can easily become inertia, just like playing games. If you don't want to stop and lie down, you don't want to get up. If I like you, I won't want to let go.

28. I keep you in my heart.

29. Love blurted out inadvertently is the simplest love in the heart.

30. The person who can marry you must be very happy.

3 1. The best love is probably that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

32. Holding you is a sign of your heart, and kissing you is considerate!

Looking at your smile, I suddenly found that I am really the happiest person in the world.

34. I really can't replace the feeling of missing you with one sentence.

I will never make a promise to any woman, and I will never do what I will do for you. How different you are in my heart!

36. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

37. I won't allow you to hit me. Do not hit me. Your hand will be very painful. I'm very resistant to beating!

I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that you are the only person I want to see.

39. No matter what happens in the future, you are still my favorite person.

40. The road I walked was muddy, flat, happy and sad. The scenery I have seen includes mountains and seas, as well as dilapidated jungles. I have met many people, interesting and boring, but I like you best.

Classic wisecracks _ network wisecracks _ wisecracks

1 If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe you ~ ~

3 Life is like a drama, and drama is like life, suddenly looking back; Being alive is a kind of pressure.

A tree without skin will surely die, and a shameless daughter is invincible in the world.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

6 in a long life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

If I take off my clothes, I am an animal. I'm the devil wears Prada if I don't take off my clothes.

I never write typos, but I write interchangeable words.

It is not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose. I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

No matter how great the truth is, it will become a cliche if you talk too much.

10 Now I know why pants should be designed with pockets. That's because no one took my hand and walked away.

1 1 Those who work in public institutions are called iron rice bowls, and those who work in private enterprises are called disposable tableware.

12 distance produces not beauty, but a third party.

13 So who wants to be buried in my ancestral grave after death?

14 There are always a group of invisible friends lying on your friends list like dead people. Deceive the corpse occasionally and change the epitaph from time to time.

15 You are happy because I am happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you are thin, and I am thin because you are sick.

I laugh because you are strong, and I have money because I sold you.

Pig!

16 Don't let too many yesterdays occupy your today!

Breaking up with 17 means not loving. Those high-sounding reasons are not to make each other feel better, but to make themselves feel better!

18 After watching Lust, Caution, a monk said it was boring, and others asked. What is boring, the monk said; Religion is boring!

19 miss, I'm sorry, I'm not handsome. But not every woman has a chance.

There are dark clouds in the wind. There is a petrel between the dark clouds and the sea. Let's meet here and have a romantic love ~

2 1 at first, I didn't give it to women, but later the women were in a hurry!

Married men and women are overjoyed.

Money is a black hole, and affection, friendship, affection and loyalty will disappear without a trace.

The procedure of attending a memorial service is often to receive a profound life education first, and then everyone will smoke, drink and play cards together.

If you want to test my patience, please prepare your patience first.

Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and women speak a little.

27 said that people in their previous lives were deceiving themselves; It is said that people in the next life are lying to others.

What is birth, illness and death? Live well, get old slowly, get sick late and die quickly.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

Without the wind, the clouds will not move;

Fish can't swim without water;

If there is no sun, the moon will have no light;

Without you,

Stupid people do not exist.

3 1 Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

Suddenly thought of a question, is the walnut caught in the door still healthy?

Give me a girl and I can create a country.

You look sterile!

Summer is coming, girls can wear skirts, but not over their knees!

The latest definition of tourism is from one's own tired place to another's tired place.

We have a little disagreement: she wants me to turn stone into gold, and I want her to treat gold like dirt.

When I become a swan, you are still an egg!

Women see what they like, but they don't see the danger.

If you burn incense for one year, you can meet you, incense for three years can know you, and incense for ten years can cherish you.

Therefore, for the happiness of my next life, I am willing to convert to Christ!

4 1 Don't perfunctory me, you can't afford to perfunctory me.

The iron fences in the university campus are all sharp, and the warning signs on them are as follows:

When a boy accidentally flips over, he becomes a girl.

When a girl accidentally turns it over, she becomes a woman.

The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

Men are reliable, and sows can climb trees.

You know my length, and I know your depth.

As long as it's not dirty, we are the mainstream!

Don't fool me with the' 83 xo, have a bottle of this year's XO.

The so-called unsuitable for children, in fact, is that adults have done something to keep themselves in danger of making mistakes.

You can lead the industry with foresight, catch up after you know it, or be eliminated unconsciously.

50 holding a lover's hand is equivalent to returning to 1899;

Holding the hand of a female classmate, I regret not doing it that year;

Holding my aunt's hand, I found that I had held the wrong hand before.

5 1 Beauty is not discounted. Sister is called beauty, sister is called discount!

I prayed to Jesus to give me a stable life. He thought for a moment and said, let's talk about world peace first. ...

Four weaknesses: boss kidney, three speeches, miss tears, statistics table.

I took the floppy disk to the refrigerator and froze it for a day, then it became a hard disk! In this way, I have another hard disk.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

56 There is only a mistress who doesn't work hard, and there is no inseparable home.

Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one is the first day and the other is the fifteenth.

If you don't study for a day, no one will see it. If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

I planted a bunch of girlfriends in spring, and now it's autumn. Gee, nothing ~ ~

Wallet, what happened to your wallet? Answer my wallet. Why have you lost weight again? Wake up.

6 1 Men are poor. They work hard to make money and inevitably have to pay. It's dangerous to have a lover.

I don't miss my wife, but she always thinks of me.

63 how far your thoughts are, how far you roll; You can roll as fast as the speed of light

64 men are lewd and can't stand the temptation; Women are easy to say, so they can't stand loneliness.

True leadership lies not in how many gentlemen you command, but in how many villains you control.

I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

Tell me, do you want to die or not?

I often eat garlic, onions and radishes to cultivate my aura. Now, my body is full of aura.

Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Coax her for 2 hours every day, and it will soon be sunny.

What is yours is mine, and what is mine is mine!

7 1 If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

Ask your girlfriend to forgive you.

Ask your girlfriend to forgive you.

1, I really beg you to forgive me, don't be angry, okay? Otherwise, I'll be upset.

2. Before dawn, we are all eager to see the dawn; But also afraid of being hurt by the fierce sun! Tell me! May we join hands with dawn; Do not want to hurt each other!

3, forgive me, believe me, love you will not change.

I hope you can answer my phone. what can I do for you? Honey, I'm waiting for your call.

5. I know you are angry. Every time you get angry, I get scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

I know it's all my fault. Please forgive me. Let's stop fighting, shall we?

7. I have always loved you wholeheartedly. I don't want to owe you too much. If I really leave one day, you must forgive me.

8. Goddess in Heart: Sorry! I do this because I like you and love you! I really want to be with you! Would you please give me another chance?

9. I will explain everything with actions, and I won't let you down again. I hope to cooperate with you for a long time and love you forever.

10, it's been many, many seconds, don't take it to heart! What do you want me to do to forgive me?

1 1. No words can replace my present mood. In a word, your happiness is my eternal wish.

12, I didn't mean to hurt you. The past is the past. I don't want to beg your forgiveness, I just hope you have a good life!

13, if I love you and make you worry or sad, then no words can replace my guilt, I'm sorry! How should I treat you?

14, if I am willful, I will accidentally hurt you. I hope you can gently remind me that although I am too anxious, I am more afraid of losing you!

15, I hope you can forgive me if my carelessness caused this mistake! If you can't forgive me, I can't forgive myself

16, please answer the phone immediately. I have a sincere heart ready to confess to you.

17, you and I can't find new support. It doesn't matter whether the past is right or wrong. As long as we all know clearly, there is still an endless period in our hearts.

18, you seem angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me!

19, don't tell me, you are really angry. Actually, I know because you care about me! And I can only tell you: I love you!

20. Tonight is all my fault. Please forgive me. I feel very guilty. Please give me a chance to correct it, and I will make it up with reality, okay?

2 1, maybe I don't know you very well, maybe I misunderstood you, but I will wait for you after I leave, let me take care of you and care about you for a day!

22. The wind blows to the north because there are seasonal expectations in the north; I chase the north, because the north has my expectations; What are you flying north for? Is it my fault?

23. I didn't mean to hurt you, hurt you and hurt me.

24. I'm sorry that I broke your heart. I regret that I dare not face your sad eyes.

25. Who can tell me how to go back to the past and how to get you back to me? My love for you will never change.

26, from a moment of love to a lifetime of love, need more understanding and tolerance, dear forgive me?

27. There are hundreds of flowers in spring and bright moon in autumn. There is cool wind in summer and snow in winter. If you don't have troubles in your heart, it is a wonderful time in this life!

28. Don't get angry. The earth is already rich in carbon dioxide. How can you not be angry? Draw a road casually, set a set, dig a hole and I'll jump!

Ask your girlfriend to forgive you.

First, forget all the unpleasantness, and we will always be heart to heart.

Second, don't give up on Jin Doudou, girl. Your tears are my pearls. If I drop one, I will be very sad. Let them shine in your heart. OK or not?

I'm sorry, I can't help thinking about you. I can't let myself forget you. I can't live without you in my heart, so I will continue to bother you.

Fourth, life does not need to be earth-shattering, just be happy; Friendship doesn't need sweet words, just think about it; Money doesn't need a car to carry a bucket, just enough; Friends don't need to go all over the world, it's good to have you, but I hope my friends will forgive my little temper and stop being angry.

Don't totally deny me because of this, at least keep me at home for 60 years.

6. You look angry and I'm sorry! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive, I can't forgive myself.

7. Good wife, don't be angry. I knew that I had made a mistake. If I have to make up for it, I am willing to give my life. As long as you are happy, let's forget the past and start over, ok, wife?

Eight, everyone will have an unintentional loss, everyone will have an unintentional loss, everyone will have a helpless injury, not a saint's helplessness, I can only ask you to forgive me, be honest and tolerant with me, friendship is rare, cherish and grasp more, and be happy with you.

Nine, make you angry, make you worry; I feel guilty and depressed; I hope to forgive you for your unintentional mistakes; Clockwork information and sincerely apologize; May you laugh when you are pregnant; I wish you happiness and all the best!

Ten, your departure, let me understand what is the meaning of loneliness? Your anger, let me know what is regret; Your indifference makes my heart ache. Please forgive me and let me prove myself. You are the only one in my life.

Eleven, your gentleness, I can't quit; I am deeply infatuated with your kindness; Your beauty makes me unforgettable; Your thoughtfulness fascinates me. I like everything about you. I am willing to protect you forever!

I'm sorry to embarrass you. In fact, I just want to become a tear hidden in your heart and an eternal pain in your heart!

Thirteen, I am always impulsive, and the result makes you angry; I always make you angry, and my heart hurts more. Without you, I can't see the warmth of the sun. Forgive my mistakes, and I will cherish you more.

If I bother you because I miss you, then nothing can replace my guilty and sad heart. I'm sorry! What should I do to you?

Fifteen, my stubbornness makes you angry; My impulse makes you angry; My ignorance makes you angry; Please accept my apology; You can choose all the punishments; All requirements are handled by you; As long as you can forgive me and accept my apology!

Sixteen, you are angry and I am happy, hahahaha, really happy! Don't be angry if you don't want to make me happy.

Seventeen, I am a farmer, don't argue with me!

18. Goddess in my heart: Sorry! I do this because I like you and love you! I really want to be with you! Would you please give me another chance?

Nineteen, my carelessness let me into the sad forest, walking in the street with beautiful shadows, full of sadness in my heart. Please look at my panicked eyes, forgive me and send me a message to say hello! Please.

Hold your hand and miss your tenderness. It was all my fault. Your forgiveness is my greatest happiness. I hope your heart will be reopened for me. Dear, please forgive me!

Twenty-one, you seem very angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive, I can't forgive myself.

Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

Twenty-three, meeting you, liking you, falling in love with you, making you angry, sad and crying, it's all my fault, I deserve to die. You should punish me (forgive me), let me make a mistake in the end, and let me be remembered for thousands of years. This is the best way to "deflate" my dear.

Twenty-four, you seem very angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive, I can't forgive myself. Today is your birthday, please forgive me if you have a lot! Happy birthday!

Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions!

I know you are angry, and every time you are angry, I am scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

Twenty-seven, my baby, did you get the message? Don't be angry, okay? My heart is broken, I miss you.

Twenty-eight, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you so much that I can't wait to chew you up!

Twenty-nine, sleepless nights for you, I miss you every day, I am deeply grieved for you, I am in tears for you, I want to have sex with you, and I am lingering with you. My heart will always be in your heart, dear, and I want to be with you everywhere in my life.

Thirty, "Who deserves to die the most?" People like me deserve to die. You can hit me, scold me, kiss me, love me and hate me, but don't ignore me.