On Humor of Certificates

1, don't teach me all my life, just listen to me.

Precious things are always rare in this world, so there is only one you.

I hope it is not the alarm clock that wakes me up every morning, but you.

4, and known people, have been to an unknown life.

Write your name on the property certificate. My mother can swim, and it is difficult to protect an adult. Please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

6. Do you want to move into my sweet dream and sleep with me?

7. Empress of the Immortal Palace