I have the heart to be a top student, but I am destined to be a bad student!

1. If you don’t fall asleep in class, you’ll get drunk at the wine table

2. He left, leaving only a bloody suit and the unfinished sentence I love you

3. I am walking aimlessly at the intersection of memories.

4. Empty eyes, exhausted body, nerves and brain. This is who I am now.

5. What you have to do is believe in yourself. If you can make a cocoon, you can break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly.

6. Life is a belief. If you believe in beauty, you will naturally encounter beauty.

7. The injuries caused by stumbling are the remnants of youth.

8. I was disappointed, sad and reluctant to let go, but I didn’t even say it

9. If love told me to go on, I would fight until the end of love

10. Did my parents want me to have plastic surgery to look like this? Unless you have no father or mother

11. My future girl, tell me where to run towards your mother~

< p> 12. You live in my heart, but the sad thing is that I can't get rid of you.

13. Overcome doubts and fears, and you will overcome failure.

14. I have the heart to be a top student, but I am destined to be a poor student! /shuoshuo/

15. I am so stubborn, refusing to bow my head or look back.

16. Sometimes, you have to pretend to be happy, just to prevent others from asking you what’s wrong

17. Relationships are like glass. Sometimes, instead of getting back together in pain, Might as well just let it break.

18. Deliberately avoiding problems without finding the answers is the real pain.

19. I know the things you think I don’t know but I know

20. I love you, and for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything, including me.

21. If I had never thought that we would not have so many sentimental feelings.

22. [I know that retaining you is not an option, but I can’t help but ask you Bow]

23. Forget it, the result will only be sad, not sweet.

24. We all learn to grow up, and then love until our hearts are cut by a knife.

25. You used the sharp sword of betrayal to pierce my last line of defense. ~~/*

26. -How many people laugh and laugh during the day, appear as strong as a stone but cry secretly at night?

27. After the breakup, you came back just to deal with me

28. Many times, I feel like I am more like a mute, biting my lips and not speaking even though I am very sad.

< p> 29. Mom, your smile is what I strive to pursue.

30. We are all short-sighted, which blurs the truest emotions from us. A talk about the personalities of top students and bad students: The top students don’t understand the darkness of night during the day, and the top students don’t understand the tears of bad students.

1. During the exam, the top students are like Wi-Fi, everyone within a radius of 10 meters wants the password people.

2. Others are reviewing, but I feel like I am previewing.

3. In class, the teacher lectures at 4G speed, the student listens at wifi speed, the student master memorizes at 3G speed, the student bitch watches at 2G speed, and the student is often disconnected , I couldn’t find it or connect to it, and finally it shut down automatically!

4. I originally wanted to have a classmate with top academics, but I didn’t expect to be given a class with top academics.

5. I want stable scores, can withstand the cruelty of exams, and have a destination among the piles of top students.

6. "If I pass this exam, please don't call me a top student." "What do you call me?" "Please call me the God of Gamblers!"

7. I have a special skill, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can calculate it for half a day, and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.

8. I used to be a top student, but one day I wanted to see the world of bad students, but I couldn’t find my way back.

9. A scumbag is hard and tired. A scumbag cannot sleep before the exam. A scumbag can’t do anything in the exam. A scumbag is very decadent after the exam. A scumbag has to kneel down to the top student. The top learner says that he I can’t do it at all, and it turned out that I got everything right on the test!

10. The blood of the academic master hidden in my body, I order you in the name of the academic scumbag to lift the seal.

11. "Turn off the foodie mode and turn on the academic mode" "Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this function"

12. The furthest distance in the world The teacher was talking about Chapter 4, the top student was reading Chapter 8, and I was still looking at the table of contents.

13. I can only do three things in school: watch top students show off their grades, watch couples show off their affection, and watch rich people show off their wealth.

14. The day does not understand the darkness of night, and the top student does not understand the tears of a lowly student.

15. The top student drives a speedboat in the ocean of knowledge, while I feed the sharks in the ocean of knowledge.

16. I asked a top student how to get 140 in mathematics, and he said just write two less fill-in-the-blank questions. That's enough! !

17. Although I was stunned by the results of the top students, my speed of handing in the paper definitely stunned the top students.

18. "Why do you want to be a top student" "Because I don't want her to ask other people questions" "Why do you want to be a bad student" "Because I want to ask him questions"

19. When a bad student tells a question to a bad student, that's friendship; when a top student tells a question to a bad student, that's love; when a bad student tells a question to a top student, that's love; when a top student tells a topic to a top student, that's happiness It's exam time.

20. If I spend all my time studying eating, I will not only become a thin person, but also a top student.

21. Life is like a play. Before the scores come out, the top students will be the best actors.

22. The teacher told the top students not to get close to the bad students. The teacher told the bad students to get closer to the top students.

23. The meaning of being a scumbag: one who wears beautiful clothes, eats well, gets free answers, and is at the bottom of the list of top academics.

24. God is about to give a great responsibility to this person. He must first turn off his mobile phone, stop his data flow, steal his account, and unplug his network cable. Only then can he bid farewell to the scumbag and become a top student.

25. What top students write in one night, poor students can finish in one morning reading.

26. I remember that my sister was also a top student in kindergarten, but now she has fallen.

27. Even if the teacher talks about yarn, a top student can knit it into a sweater.

28. I would like to have a top student who will never be apart from me forever. He will take me to self-study. He will answer thousands of questions a day, review and answer questions. He will give me exam questions. He will sit next to me in the exam room and help me. Take it off

29. Forgive me for being such a scumbag student. I dressed up and attended the event. I held a pen in hand, frowned, and wrote quickly, just to help the top students finish at the bottom.

Thirty. Originally, my dream was to become a top student, but now, I just want to stop studying.

31. The feeling of having a scumbag among a bunch of top students is like a bottle of Liushen mixed with a bunch of famous brand perfumes.

Thirty-two. I think there is always a top student in my body. I have to answer questions to feed it, but recently I discovered that it is fucking starving to death.

33. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics, physics and chemistry.

34. There are three kinds of people in school, one is a top student, and the other is a student who quits school. As for this third type of person, they want to be a top student but are unable to do so and want to quit school. But he couldn't stop.

35. There is a kind of academic master called "other people's children".

Thirty-six. "Have you finished reading the review materials?" "I see, it's over."

Thirty-seven. In fact, I was born to be a top student, but the teacher didn't If you are not cute, you will have no motivation.

Thirty-eight. "How can I get a score of 98 points if I am a top student?" "One less multiple-choice question"

Thirty-nine. In fact, I was also a top student. I was very curious about the world of scumbag students. I went there and took a look, but I didn’t know how to come back.

40. For top academics, I just want to know: What happened in your junior high school to make you end up in the same school as me.

41. No matter how bad your grades are, you must live with a smile. This is the dignity of a bad student.

42. The system is obviously a scumbag, but the system has to turn on the top student mode, which not only consumes power but also causes lag.

43. “Turn on the academic master mode” “Sorry, your brain has insufficient memory”

44. Save your strength this semester, and I will tell you what is next semester. Straight A student.

45. What is a sense of security? It means that after completing the questions, a top student read out the same answer as you.

Forty-six. The top students are studying hard problems, the top students are studying homework, and the bad students are studying updates. Day does not understand the darkness of night, and a top student does not understand the tears of a scumbag

1. If I cannot die in her heart, then let her die in my hands

2 , I can have ten thousand reasons to want to see you, but when I see you, I find that I am missing an identity to see you

3. It would be great if the three words "I love you" could be written in reverse.

4. It doesn’t matter how much money you have, what’s important is to find a good man who loves you and loves you.

5. After summarizing at the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age!

6. Take a longer view. When you become stronger, everything will change.

7. The more complex the question, the simpler the answer! It is complexity that creates problems, but simplicity restores the truth!

8. Excluding sleep, there are only more than 10,000 days in a person's life.

9. If you really love someone, you will fall into an involuntary vortex.

10. Isn’t crying in front of you just to let you coax me? Why are you just standing there!

11. When we were young, we regarded our toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends regarded us as toys.

12. I love you, not just in words! Only if you do it can I love you

13. Confucius said: Knowledge is like underwear. Although it is invisible, it is very important.

14. The day does not understand the darkness of the night, and the top student does not understand the tears of the underachiever

15. Love is not the initial sweetness, but the love that persists even after the prosperity retreats

16. Belief is the starting point of success, and persistence is the end point of success.

17. If we want more roses, we must plant more rose trees.

18. I am willing to regard you as my life-saving straw and hold on to it as long as you are willing. As long as you are willing

19. A life is a year, and a year is a day. The rising sun and the setting sun are both your expressionless and blank profile.

20. I can’t let go of some people who want to kill me

21.: Some people use their strength to test, some use their eyesight to test, and I use my imagination to test.

< p> 22. A good woman should know how to comfort a man’s frustration, and a good man should be able to support a woman’s weakness.

23. Brother, what would you do if life deceived you? You also have to cheat your way back into life.

24. At that glance, you smiled like an epiphyllum, which withered in a blink of an eye. ---He Tu "The Wind Rises in the Sky"

25. Watching the baby grow every day not only presents a new look, but also feels like you have been standing in front of the rose tree, staring at the blooming flowers.

26. Although we cannot live forever, we once had the sweetest time. He has me in him, and I have him in me. We will miss each other forever.

27. Only by using your truest self can you meet the most correct person.

28. The first thing that ages us is not our appearance but our unyielding heart.

29. In your arms, I feel safe and happy! ?

30. We never forget the truth, but we become more and more good at lying.

31. Black birds flew across the sky. I'm standing in the city. Watch as time burns to ashes. There was a swishing sound.

32. The longitude and latitude of life bear witness to our colorful and colorful existence.

33. To truly understand the meaning of impermanence, when you are in pain, you have to think that the pain is not eternal, and when you are happy, you have to think that the happiness is not eternal either.

34. The so-called idol drama is that there is a person behind one person, and there is another person behind that person.

35. If we are all very happy, will these stories never end? The system is obviously a scumbag, but he still turns on the top student mode

Introduction: Let me tell you that a certain gentleman is a bit too impatient, and as a result, he always looks like a bad guy to each other. One day, another matchmaker provided new clues, so the man dressed up deliberately and asked a young-looking man for advice: Quick, teach me, what can I wear to make me look younger when we go on a blind date? The guy didn't even think about it, so he said: Wear open crotchless pants.

1. After lunch, we hurried back to the classroom to do our homework. Unexpectedly, I farted loudly. The exaggerated expression of the girl sitting next to me made me very uncomfortable, and even more so. The worst thing is that she said "Bah, bah, bah!" three times in a row. I was also angry, so I asked calmly: "Sister, why do you eat farts and spit out cores?" The girl's eyes widened immediately.

2. Girl: Dear, if you jump into a big pit and find that there are no methods or tools for help, what should you do? Saonian: I will poke a hole in my head first and let the water flow out, so that I can float. Girl: How could there be so much water in your head? Saonian: Huh... If there wasn't so much water, why would I jump in?

3. My phone broke and I went to repair it. After checking it, the repairman said: I need to flash the phone, and it costs fifty for each flash... Me: Then flash it... Then the repairman took out a small brush...

4. A: Bro, I found that today’s girls can be divided into three categories. Do you think so? B: Don’t make it, just tell me and listen. A: One is for the heart, another is for the kidneys, and the other is for flow.

5. My phone broke and I went to get it repaired. After checking it, the repairman said: I need to flash the phone, and it costs fifty for each flash... Me: Then flash it... Then the repairman took out a small brush...

6. One day, Cao Cao's army was on the road. They were hungry and thirsty on the way. Cao Cao said: "There is a plum forest ahead. The plums can quench your thirst!" The army went there one after another. When they arrived, everyone yelled: "Cao Cao, little thief, there is nothing here." Merlin, the only river!"

7. Girl A: Why do you think there is such a big difference between men before and after they fall in love? Girl B: Have you ever seen students holding books all day long after passing the exam? Girl A:···

8. Male: I know what my child’s last name will be in 10 years, but you don’t know. Everything is unknown... Female: What’s the big deal, I know The child must be mine, but I don’t know about your child...

9. My wife has a bad gastrointestinal problem and is often constipated. She looks at me fiercely every time I go to the toilet. If it is a large size, come out. I was even punched and scolded viciously: "How dare you show off your wealth!"

10. A: Why have you lost so much weight recently? B: My husband is looking for a mistress, and I am very sad...A: Then get divorced quickly. B: No, I want to lose another 10 pounds...

11. A student girl accidentally got pregnant with her boyfriend’s child. Since they had to continue going to school, the girl had to have an abortion. The doctor deliberately It hurt so much that the student couldn't bear it, so he shouted loudly: "It hurts! I can't bear it! I won't do it anymore." The male doctor scolded: "You have to endure it if you can't bear it. Who told you not to come to me when you feel better?"

12. A: Bro, they all say that books are the ladder of human progress. B: Do you know what the elevator of human progress is? A: NO, please enlighten me. B: It’s an e-book.

13. A: Hey! The exam is coming soon, and it looks like I have to work hard. B: Come on. The system is obviously a scumbag and has to turn on the top student mode. Not only does it consume power, but it's also very laggy.

14. One day, Sima Guang and his friends were playing in the backyard. A little friend fell into the water tank, and everyone shouted. At this time, Sima Guang was so anxious that he smashed the water tank with a big stone. My friend, he died. Everyone gathered around the body of their friend and said, "Sima Guang, you are so smart."

15. God replied again. Reporter: "What do you think about setting off fireworks during the Chinese New Year?" The uncle: "What do I think? Of course I looked up to the sky." "Then do you set them off at home during the Chinese New Year?" The uncle: "We don't set them off at home, only fools do." Reporter: "..."

16. Foolish Old Man saw that the two mountains in front of his house were not pleasing to his eyes, so he wanted to level them.

Although it was difficult, he thought to himself: He has sons and grandsons. There are endless descendants and grandsons, and they will eventually level the mountains. This incident reached the ears of the Jade Emperor and he was very moved. So the Jade Emperor sent two strong men to kill Yu Gong.

17. Chatting with an old man... The old man: My health is getting worse day by day. Me: Your body will live to be at least 90. Old man: I will be 90 in one month...

18. Wife: Husband, do you think my clothes are trendy? Husband: Chao, who told you to go out without an umbrella?

19. Female: "Handsome coach, do you have a girlfriend?" Handsome coach: "No, concentrate, I'm teaching you how to drive." Female: "Virgin?" Handsome coach: "Yeah... …Ah, no, that’s a weird question...” Girl: “You have a crush on me?” Handsome coach: “What do you mean?” Girl: “I see you’re always peeking at me.” Handsome coach: “No!” Girl: "Look, it's here again, hee hee..." Handsome coach: "Hee, you're so stupid, I'm looking in the rearview mirror..."

20. There are so many women around my buddy, lately. I heard I'm getting married! With so many questions in our heads, we were shocked to see his soon-to-be wife! Very average! Asked him why, he said: This is the only one that has never been touched!

21. After going to the temple during the holiday, I took out my student ID card... Conductor: All living beings are equal in front of Buddha, there is no student ticket...

22. Brother: Old Sister, I want to buy a laptop, do you agree? Sister: I definitely agree. Brother: How much is your sponsorship?

23. Wife: I saw a very philosophical saying today, whether the other half fits is like wearing shoes, only your own feet know... Husband: No wonder my feet hurt...

< p> 24. Nowadays, women are too squeamish... I went out to exercise with my wife, and after walking less than 100 meters, she complained that she was tired... I had to get off her back...

25. Neighbor Li Er's wife came home after a check-up at the hospital and said she was pregnant with quadruplets. She started showing off to her neighbors. Since she didn't have any medical knowledge, she said randomly: "It's really not easy to be pregnant with quadruplets. It takes an average of 60,000 times for one case to happen." Sister-in-law Xia Er, who was as ignorant as her, said in surprise: "Then do you still have time to do housework?" This made me want to laugh.

26. The construction company is recruiting an experienced employee, and Lao Li goes to apply... Lao Li: I am a veteran in the construction industry... Interviewer: Can you be more specific? Lao Li: For so many years, I have been sifting sand on construction sites...

27. When I went to the supermarket and checked out, my wife smiled proudly and said: Did you pay attention to the female cashier? I asked curiously: What's wrong? My wife said: Her beard is very obvious, but fortunately mine is not too obvious. I gloated and said: Yours is almost the same as mine! My wife said angrily: Believe it or not? I kill you! !

28. After breakfast, my wife called me to go out to buy clothes. After packing, my wife said to me: "We have only been married for a few years? Why do you look so old-fashioned?" I laughed. He took out a hundred-yuan bill and said, "Do you like it?" My wife immediately said, "I do." I immediately said bluntly: "If you like the RMB, do you still care about the year it was issued?" My wife was immediately speechless.

29. Go to the hospital today. I saw a little boy, about 6 or 7 years old, wearing crotchless pants and walking with his legs crossed. He had a plastic bowl on his penis and was holding it with his little hands. As I got closer, I saw that there was still a band-aid on the little penis, and I really wanted to know what this kid had done. I'm too embarrassed to take photos, so I'll just make up my own mind.

30. Maybe it’s because I’m too handsome, so our female squad leader wants to attract my attention and get close to me, so she often asks me to take out the trash and clean the toilet...

Editor Postscript: I picked up 100 yuan at the factory gate early in the morning. The whole factory knew about it and insisted on treating me to dinner. Anyway, if you pick it up, just invite it. We agreed to only invite 100 yuan, but not many people went. Finally, after finishing the meal, the bill was over 200! I feel deeply cheated! It's better not to pick it up.