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Sweet words, provocative love words, funny.

Sweet words, provocative love words, funny.

Sweet and provocative love words are very funny. Whether between lovers or ambiguous men and women, more humorous love words in daily life will undoubtedly bring a lot of interest to love life. The following sweet words and provocative love words are very funny.

Sweet words, provocative love words, funny. 1 1, what if you don't love me? I love you enough.

I am a wild horse, but I want to be a cat in your arms.

No matter how strong the wind is, it can't blow away your position in my heart.

You are the only woman I want to protect in this world.

As soon as you appeared, you defeated all my negative emotions!

6. It was you who put pen to paper in Qian Shan, and it was you who looked at the beauty of the stars.

7. I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.

8. I miss you, which has nothing to do with day and night.

9. Who is holding my hand and accompanying me crazy?

10, I haven't seen the starry sky since I saw your eyes.

If only I knew how to abandon you.

12, I copied the love letter, but I really like you.

13, I can't hide my thoughts of you.

14, there are morning and evening in the day and morning and evening in the clear.

15, do you have a map? I seem lost in your eyes.

I love you to death.

17, I want to hold your hand and go to the universe together.

18, I lost my soul, as if I were running towards you.

19, sweet music, just for you to interpret.

20, the sky is falling, I am willing to take my son back.

2 1. Whether a girl can have connotation depends on her walking posture.

22, do not follow Sauvignon Blanc in the morning and evening, and the white heads are not together.

23, love you is not negotiable, love you forever!

24. I will always give in to gentleness, and you are gentleness itself.

Holding your hand tightly is my life's support.

26. You are the cutest when you see a car full of pigs.

27. Leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree.

28. Hold you in the palm of your hand and take good care of your life!

29. If the feelings are not equal, I am willing to love more people.

30. Born to return, dead is Sauvignon Blanc.

3 1, I am handsome by you, and you are in charge.

There is no room for anyone in my heart except you.

I work hard for your happiness.

34. Knowing you, I know the wonder of fate.

35. Stop thinking, never, not for a moment.

36. I can't beat you every time I quarrel with you, but I love you.

37. I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

38. You filled my life with love and tears.

39. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.

40, I like you, I love you, it's none of your business.

4 1, little brother, I love you and I miss you every day.

42. I'm worried about you. You must take care of yourself for me.

Even if you give me arsenic, I will drink it with a smile.

44. Castle Peak is not as long as your eyebrows, and water is not as clear as your eyes.

Sweet and provocative love words are very funny. 2 1. Sorry, I took the liberty of keeping you in my heart.

The strongest wine I have ever drunk is the gentleness of your bow and smile.

I had nothing to worry about before I met you.

This is the first-class bag, this is the second-class bag, and you are my first-aid bag.

My bed, neither too big nor too small, is just suitable for sleeping with you.

6. I don't want to be your eyes, I want to be your sweetheart.

7. People who say the stars are beautiful must have never seen your eyes.

8. No matter how it ends, my world won't allow you to disappear.

9. I didn't drink the strongest wine, but I gave up the one I loved most.

10, this selfie still needs to be practiced. Your real person looks much better than the photo.

1 1, this is a smoke bomb, this is a incendiary bomb, you are my little fool.

12, there are not so many coincidences, just because I like you.

13, can you make me laugh for a second? Do you think this is that I love you?

14, this is a gun, this is a shotgun, you shot me in the heart.

15, I think you are particularly strange today. What's so strange about you? It looks good.

16, the story is very long. I'll make a long story short. I like you for a long time.

17. When I first met you, I had prepared a fishing rod to catch you.

18, I don't particularly like it, but I like you very much.

19, I want to touch your heart, just as you touched mine.

20. In front of different screens, we will giggle for a long time because of one sentence.

2 1. Go to your city and blow the wind you blew, not hug.

22. You are the joy of youth. I want to tell you these in turn.

The rest of my life is still very long. If you don't mind, I'd like to give it all to you.

24. Every scenery along the way is getting closer and closer to you.

25. There will always be such people who will make you feel that the world is really good for you.

26. I hope you can accompany me through the mountains and rivers and shine with my dreams.

27. I don't want to be loved by people all over the world. I just want to have only you in my life.

28. Why are you so curtilage? Always in my heart, I can't go out.

29. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Let's get married! I'll treat you.

30. The rabbit wants to eat candy and the giraffe wants to bend over. I really miss you.

3 1, you are sunny, beautiful and romantic.

32. How many grievances have you experienced before you have that good temper.

33. I, the meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but being drunk in your arms.

I suggest you don't tell me what to do all day. Come and kiss me if you can.

35. Love is a super power that can only be used when I am with you.

36. It seems that it has learned to be invisible and is secretly protecting you every minute.

37. I am willing to give up all my ambitions for you and just be a cat in your arms for the rest of my life.

Sweet and provocative love words are very funny. 3 1. Give you a whole love poem about your warm name.

If I hadn't met you, I could have endured loneliness.

I hope that when you say goodbye, it doesn't mean that I will never see you again.

When I feel lonely, you are always the first person I think of.

5, there is a calm love, I accompany you to see the fleeting scenery.

6, I would like to use my thousands of reincarnation, in exchange for our eternal life.

7. Everyone has at least one heartbreaking secret behind them.

8, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!

9. I don't believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more every day.

10, I remember you once said that no matter what happens in the future, you should always love each other.

1 1. Since I met you, my life is very short, because the sweet part is very long.

12, I like your husband's position. Tell her to stay away from others.

From the day I met you, everything I did was to get close to you.

14. I have countless attitudes towards this world. I only love you when I am good to you.

15, when the oath ring is gently put on your finger, you will never part.

16, love is simple, but you are me. Fight for a while, live a good life and help each other until they are old.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together!

18, Yuanyuan, I saw you in the crowd. Fate, I see you, in the crowd.

19. Meeting you took me a lifetime of luck, and falling in love with you was the luckiest thing in my life.

When I decide to spend the rest of my life with you, I hope the rest of my life can start as soon as possible.

2 1, until I met you, I didn't know there was a feeling called attachment and a feeling called rapid heartbeat.

22. Just today, I kept this little lazy pig with me for a whole year, and I think it's not bad.

23. We are all unique. We just met a predestined relationship, and this life is inseparable.

24. Every time you look at me, I look away. If you look around, I look at you!

I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I'd rather stay with you and walk with you.

26, don't be a rose, be a weed in your heart, a little wet will grow wildly, burn and blow.

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and do my best for you.

28. It's sweet and heartbreaking to miss you. I'm willing to wait. I just hope we can't be together all the time!

29. I want to go to many places when I am alone. When I am alone, I just want to stay where you are.

I can't give you all the best things in the world, but I will definitely give you all my best things.

3 1. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever.

32. In the vast sea of people, knowing you is a kind of fate. I only hope to exchange my sincerity for your true feelings.

I want you to know that there are always so many people waiting for you in this world whenever and wherever.

34. In the world of two people, no matter the storm, lightning and thunder, flying sand and stones is enough.

35. You are the most beautiful accident in my life. From today on, you are only responsible for laughing or not crying. I will deal with any problems.

36. Sometimes, smiling faces just don't want you to worry or feel sad. But actually, I'm not as strong as you think.

37. I hope you will always be like a teenager, clean and pure, believing in good when you look at damage, but still kind when you look at bad.

38. It is not enough to care if you want to be spoiled countless times. You should keep me in your heart and miss me every minute.

39. I didn't see your mood get worse when your heart beat faster. I dreamed that your time passed too fast. Is it a long wait to have you?

40. If this love is to be exchanged with my life, I will. If this love can make me live only one more day, I will!

4 1, you are the aura, I am an idiot; You are exquisite, I am rustic; Your fragrance, my alcohol; You're angry, and I'm angry. Everything is only for your satisfaction.