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Suitable for talking about.
Swearing is cleaner than lying.
Don't tell a secret to a good friend, and a good friend has a good friend.
There is no difference between being online for a long time and being invisible.
It doesn't hurt to arouse feelings through excitement.
6. Treat feelings as if all women are rubbish.
7. Don't complain if you can't keep up with others.
8. Forgiveness is a breeding ground for wild dogs.
9. I heard that people who lead an honest and clean life can laugh without heart.
10. There is only one rule. Don't miss it if you like it.
1 1. Calm down, don't take it if it's not mine.
12. A person is most attractive when he is quiet.
13. There are 80,000 words in the world, and only the love word is the most deadly.
14. As long as we meet, it's not too late.
15. Implication is the depth of love, and it takes a lifetime to express it.
16. Time is not too long. You and I are both kind.
17. I don't want to say good night to you, I want to sleep with you.
18. Behind the indifference was the depth of love.
19. People are beautiful when they do what they like.
20. I like simple things, clean things and clear feelings.
2 1. It is better to care more about yourself than to please others blindly.
22. A kite risks only one thread in its life.
23. Those who surprise your time may not be able to treat your time gently.
25. Because it's you, it's okay anyway.
26. Personal relationships are all about leaving opportunities to others.
27. Don't think about cloudy days on sunny days.
28. Time will not go back, and you don't have to look back.
29. Good friends are men and women, and good relationships are not time.
30. sentient people in the world do everything they can for love, but they are tired of being stigmatized until they die.
3 1. No matter how good the performance is, it is a play after all.
Please don't flatter, the person who loves you will give you a hug.
33. Typing and deleting is the truth.
34. May you be so self-reliant that you don't need to be spoiled by others, but you are still lucky to be spoiled by others.
35. Falling in love with the sound of smoking thrown into the water is like all the enthusiasm is extinguished instantly.
36. Don't sleep too late, don't love too much, and wish you beautiful and free and easy.
37. After watching countless TV dramas, the second man is always the best for the hostess.
38. Jealousy and doubt are not stingy, but fear of losing.
39. How many people now use their mobile phones as mirrors when they lock the screen?
40. Night belongs only to poets and lunatics.
4 1. I have been a soldier all my life, and my merits and demerits are not worth her while.
42. Never love others more than yourself and your family.
43. I wish I had the courage to face the blood, and I wish I had the lofty sentiments of singing Long song and crying.
44. What's the big deal about long hair and waist? You have bangs and waist.
45. Being alive is not the last word, but being alive and working hard is the truth.
46. People can't want everything.
47. When I was a child, I thought little, went to bed early and loved to laugh.
Nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were young then.
49. Nothing is more poisonous than a beautiful woman's heart.
50. Good temper is never reserved for people who push their luck, and so is kindness.
5 1. The word everlasting is full of deception and vulgarity, but it is so beautiful.
52. There must be a time in a person's life that makes you cry in retrospect.
53. If you find a favorite shell, don't go to the seaside again.
54. Why not get the person you like back?
Let your generation sit on Wan Li Jiang Mountain, and it will eventually become a pile of loess.
56. Solitary tigers gather wolves.
57. It is said that the distance of a girl's standing long jump is the height of her boyfriend.
58. I serve those true natures who can stand cold eyes and ridicule.
59. How affectionate a person is.
60. Always remember the things that made you grow up at once.
202 1 is a classic of making friends.
1. At the most grandiose age, don't choose the most humble lyric way.
When we think we can choose, we have made a choice.
3. Although your heart is sentimental, it never changes; Your soul is soft, but Irene Brockovich.
You don't have to act strong and pretend that everything is working properly.
5. wait for a hundred years for a flower to bloom, and a beauty in two months.
6. To like someone is to praise him, to hate someone is to black him, and to love someone is to black him on the surface and praise him behind his back.
7. If you love someone, if you want to doubt it, there will be differences from values to skin pores. One by one, you will be picky and demanding. I wish I couldn't let the other hand surrender in the air. But maybe submission is not useless. Because you just don't love this person enough, even a word he says will be wrong.
Nothing is too late. Now is the best time to start.
9. When did the photo album full of our youth drift away from us, and who stole it?
10. I like you but you don't like me. I look at you affectionately, but you look at the distance. Finally, I just don't know what I'm doing, and it's gone forever: I hate it, I don't know what I'm going to do.
1 1. For self-discipline, morality is superior to all laws; When morality is used to restrain people, it is worse than all lynchings.
12. Life is just going in circles. We continue to go the same way, but the people around us are no longer the same.
13. Never change yourself and give up on yourself for anyone. Your wings, your sharpness and your shining point constitute the best and truest self. Angels who hide their meanings are no different from ordinary people. The sword that covers their edges is just a pile of scrap iron. So, stick to your dream!
Life is like this. Everyone comes into this world with different cards, some good and some bad, and no one can choose. If you have a bad hand, you have to play it whether you like it or not. It's no use complaining.
15. One of the signs of maturity is that you can pay the corresponding price for your choice.
16. Without the feeling of love, a rose is just a flower.
17. May you still hold a beam of light after the lantern is broken, and embrace the scenery and vastness without fear of rain and mud.
18. I don't care what people all over the world think of me, because my world only has you.
19. Luck is the excuse of losers, and luck is the modesty of winners.
20. If you are afraid of waiting, choose to continue waiting; If you are afraid of the uneasiness of change, then choose bold change.
2 1. Always choose what scares you, because the coming of fear lets us know what we really want.
22. Be alert, don't be suspicious, be lively and don't be frivolous.
23. Youth is not a period of time, but an attitude. For some people, youth never comes; For others, youth never leaves.
24. Respect those who make room for you in your busy schedule, and love those who never look at their schedules when you need them.
25. What's it like to be chased by someone you don't like? It's like waiting for takeout on an empty stomach, only to find that the wrong meal was delivered. It's lying in the lunch box watching you steam, but you're thinking about other dishes. I had to smile apologetically: Sorry, I'm not hungry.
26. The smile on the corners of the mouth strings up the beauty in memory.
27. When you grow up, you will find that friends are those who know that no matter how good you are, they will not hug you, even if they know that you are not good.
28. Don't give others salt and advice unless they ask.
29. Your world has become an empty city: countless people are passers-by. And you, too, have become a passer-by for countless people.
30. The spring breeze fell in love with the winter sun, and the dry pen disappeared. I can't see the ground, but the road is far away. Happy, drunk, laughing, crazy. Worrying about heartbroken, thinking about mourning, one person dying, turbid wine drinking the sunset.
3 1. Thick ink does not draw jet. If you were light, there wouldn't be so many fog locks in your life.
32. People forge ahead from setbacks, yearn for the future from nostalgia, recover from illness, be civilized from ignorance, bravely redeem from extreme distress, constantly redeem themselves and help others as much as possible.
33. Because of glitz and noise, we often indulge in superficial splendor. What we ignore more should be the history of the flesh and blood and soul carried in our hearts.
34. At the age of eighteen, I am determined to be a universal person and a person who makes others feel happy because of my existence.
35. Even if you and I have never met, or even are not of the same kind, the warmth you brought me will last forever.
Short sentences that girls are cooler.
1. Sorry, I can't be friends with you. After all, I like it so much that I still want to have it after a second look.
2. The mocked dream is worth realizing.
The person who thought he could be the most important person to you turned out to be just a passer-by.
It's not that my sister is unique, but that you can't keep up with my sister's footsteps.
Don't blame others for letting you down, only blame ourselves for expecting too much.
6. Don't say I have changed, because I haven't. I only know that I should treat others as others treat me.
7. Don't be angry because others can't be what you want, because you can't be what you want yourself.
8. I'm just handsome. I'm tired of life.
Don't worry, I won't give you my coquetry and arrogance in the future.
10. Tell me you care about water shortage.
1 1. Give you a little sweetness and you will like it. This is so childish.
12. Since you want to drink, don't touch that cup of hot water.
13. It doesn't matter if you encounter less. I just don't like others.
14. I fell in love with you at first sight, whether it was love at first sight or not.
15. If you can control your body, let's talk about controlling your life.
16. If you don't spoil me, I will go to heaven by myself.
17. There is no me in your world anymore.
18. How dare you disturb me? I will refuse you.
19. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you asked me to leave? If I want to leave, I have to dump you first!
20. You should learn to grow up. You can defeat a tribe by yourself.
2 1. You held her hand and are no longer my hero.
22. Don't tell anyone about fatigue. Someone is laughing at you.
23. Life is lonely for you and me.
24. If you talk about me behind my back, it only means that I am better off than you.
25. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again.
26. The so-called maturity is to choose a silent smile when it is time to cry and make trouble.
27. All efforts are aimed at giving you more and better choices when facing multiple-choice questions.
28. She looks cool. Will she be lonely?
29. Suddenly losing your temper is probably a long-standing grievance.
30. Ten thousand people are not as miserable as one person, and ten thousand people are not as familiar as one person.
3 1. Unlike other girls, I love to cry and make trouble. Remember, my concept is good.
32. I am busy growing up and becoming cute.
I don't think I am mature enough to forgive betrayal.
I know that one day, he will marry me in full view, wearing a golden robe and colorful clouds.
35. What you like will never give up, and it will never end without giving up.
36. I like this kind of thing. Even if I cover my mouth, it will still come out of my eyes.
37. Say goodbye to each other and live happily, without thinking about the past or being afraid of the future.
38. The most important thing in life is to eat and be loved.
39. I think every time you make me sad, I can walk more willingly. Every time I turn around, I give myself a slap in the face.
40. Some things can't be forced, such as love.
4 1. May all love stories have owners, and you and I will not be lonely.
42. It's a long way to go, so why pretend that you are the one who holds the knife and you are the one who cries?
43. As long as you are willing to wait, it will definitely come back.
44. Amuse yourself, feel sorry for yourself, direct yourself, and play to death.
Fortunately, when he had many choices, he still chose to be with you.
Suitable for talking about making friends. I'm not a drug god.
1. "Those who pay for everyone should not be given charcoal in the snow."
He is only 20 years old, and he wants to live. What crime did he commit! -Desire to survive
Life is money.
4. "Have you seen it at home?" "No, they thought I was dead." -classic lines with strong desire for survival
In order to buy medicine, the house was gone and the family was dragged down.
6. "What is the retail price?" "Two thousand one bottles."
7. This medicine is fake, only the people we eat know it.
8. Who can not meet a patient, and you can guarantee that you will not get sick in your life? -Desire to survive
9. Go home and have a look if you have time.
10. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but where the medicine is, but I can't afford it.
1 1. If he gets married earlier, maybe I can be a grandfather.
12. Born ordinary and fearless.
654.38+034 million RMB 654.38+0 bottles. I was sick for three years and ate for three years. In order to buy medicine, the house was gone and the family was dragged down. There are no patients in my family. Can you promise that I won't get sick for the rest of my life? I don't want to die, I want to live.
14. Now no one makes fake drugs, but the real drugs are covered by medical insurance.
15. "Ok, that's it." "How much shall we sell?"
16. "He is only twenty years old."
17. But I know everything will be fine. I hope this day will come soon.
18. "I don't want to die, I want to live."
19. People who make movies, people who are filmed and people who watch movies are all sleepless people with stories.
20. "I don't know" "I just sell fake drugs. How can I sell fake drugs? " "I don't know" (Zhang Changlin said such a thing in front of the police, which surprised me at that time. Maybe his conscience has discovered)-Zhang Changlin is dying.
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