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In a word, cool WeChat, talk about WeChat personality, talk about super encyclopedia.

1, play hard, don't be too serious, anyway, no one can leave the game alive in the end.

2, the head can be broken, blood can flow, I can't meet it.

3, it's cold, you should take good care of yourself, or you will infect me with a cold. I will fan you to death, believe it or not!

Whether I wave or not is none of your business. Who cares about the home you gave?

You have no right not to like my lifestyle, but you have the right to deceive yourself.

6. People with tattoos are afraid of heat, and those with apples have no pockets.

7. I didn't mean to lie to you. I only blame you for being so obsessed with me. I am willing to spend my whole life perfecting this lie.

8. May our wishes finally come true and everything live up to today's compromise.

9. The world laughs that I am too crazy, and I laugh that the world can't put it on.

10, I'll let whoever treats me as a spare tire have a flat tire.

1 1, don't say sorry to me, I can neither forgive you nor stab you to death.

12, what's that noise? Pull it out and bury it alive.

13, instead of making excuses everywhere, it is better to say no love directly.

14, how dare you talk to me like this?

15, as long as you are thin, everything is versatile. If you are fat, everything is useless.

16, believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't take it off.

17, don't bitch in front of me, I tell you, you are not qualified yet.

18, if you think too little, you may lose your dignity and happiness.

19, the limit you think is only the starting point of others.

20. When a dog sees a dog, it is either kissing or licking, and people are either cheating or acting.

2 1, I am who I am. If you don't like it, please step aside.

22. If you don't treat yourself well, who can take you seriously?

23. Your Monkey King is on his way. Don't be blinded by wild monkeys.

24. Sad music reverberates in the ear, leaving only the loneliness of the soul.

25. The cold water you spilled on me will definitely boil and be poured back to you. Do not believe, wait and see.

26. Look up to people above others and look up to people below yourself.