Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - When you eat an apple and see a bug, what's your first sentence?

When you eat an apple and see a bug, what's your first sentence?

That depends.

1, if you see a bug, the first reaction is: Holy shit! (vague, because I haven't finished eating yet)

2. if you see half a bug, the first sentence should be: bah ~ ~ (spit out the half in your mouth first, ha _)