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Classical Chinese per person

1. The descriptions of Gongsun Sheng, Guan Sheng, likui jy and Wu Yong in the Water Margin are written in classical Chinese, each of which is 2 yuan

Gongsun Sheng: When I went to the front of the village, I saw that the gentleman was eight feet long, handsome and eccentric, and he was under the green locust tree outside the village, beating his head and saying, "I don't know good people!" When Chao Gai saw this, he called, "Calm down, sir.

You have come to seek Chao Baozheng, but you are just begging for alms. He has promised you rice. Why do you blame him? " That gentleman laughed and said, "Being original doesn't come for food, wine and rice. I'm as carefree as I am! I've come here to protect the integrity. There's a saying.

I can't stand the villagers being unreasonable, ruining and scolding being poor, so I'm angry. " "Have you ever known Chao Baozheng?" asked Chao Gai. The gentleman said, "I only heard his name, but I have never met him."

Chao Gai said, "Boy is. What does Mr. Wang have to say? " The gentleman looked at it and said, "Protect the integrity and avoid strange things, and learn from the original."

Chao Gai said, "Don't be polite, sir. How about going to the village to worship tea?" The gentleman said, "Feeling more." Come into the village first.

When Wu Yong saw the gentleman coming in, he took refuge with Liu Tang and Sanruan. Let's talk about it. Classical invited that gentleman to the backyard for tea.

The gentleman said, "This is not a place to talk. Where else can I sit?" When Chao Gai saw this, he invited the gentleman to sit down in a small pavilion. "I dare not ask Mr. Gao's name," said Chao Gai. Where is your hometown? " The gentleman replied, "I'm a poor man, and my surname is Gongsun, but I'm afraid of only one winning word, and my road number is Mr. Qing."

Being poor is a native of Jizhou. Since childhood, I have been fond of learning gun and stick in my hometown, and I have learned many kinds of martial arts, but I am called Gongsun Sheng Dalang. Because he learned a Taoist skill, he was good at calling the shots and riding clouds, and all the rivers and lakes called being original as Yunlong.

I've heard about Chao Baozheng's name in Dongxi Village, Yuncheng County for a long time, but I never knew him. Today, there are 1, gold beads, which are specially sent to Bao Zheng as a gift of introduction.

Does the unknown righteous Kenner accept it? " (< > Guan Sheng: Let's talk about Guan Sheng's return to the camp, dismounting and unloading his armor, and thinking to himself, "I can't beat the second general, let's see if I lose to him. Song Jiang has taken over his army. I wonder what the Lord means? " However, he asked Xiaojun to push Zhang Heng and Ruan Xiaoqi out of the trapped car and asked, "Song Jiang is a small official in Yuncheng. How can you guys subdue him?" Ruan Xiaoqi replied, "My brother is famous in Shandong and Hebei, both of whom are called timely rain Hubaoyi Song Gongming.

You are such a rude person, how can you save it! " Guan Sheng bowed their heads and said nothing. And teach to push through the trapped car.

that night, the village was puzzled and restless, and walked out of Zhongjun, observing the moonlight and frost everywhere, sighing endlessly. A Fulu primary school came to report, "There is a bearded general who wants to see the marshal with a whip."

Guan Sheng said, "Don't you ask who he is?" "He doesn't have any armour and weapons," said the small school teacher. "He won't give his name, but only wants to see the marshal." Guan Sheng said, "In that case, call me."

Come to your account and meet Guan Sheng soon. Guan Sheng looked familiar.

under the light, I can recognize it. He asked who it was.

The humanitarian said, "Beg to retreat." Guan Sheng said, "I might as well."

The humanitarian said, "Young Hu Yanzhuo is worried about it. Previously, he led a serial horse army with the imperial court and marched into the water margin.

who wants to fall into the trap of a thief and fall into a military plane, and can't return home? I was overjoyed to hear the general's arrival.

In the morning, when Song Jiang was in battle, Lin Chong and Qin Ming were waiting to catch the general. Song Jiang was in a hurry to withdraw his troops, fearing that he would be hurt and commit a crime. This man is known for his submission, but the thieves don't follow him.

Dark is discussing with Hu Yanzhuo, trying to drive everyone to submit. If the general listens, tomorrow night, he will ride a fast horse with a light bow and a short arrow, and go straight into the thief's village from the path, capture Lin Chong and other bandits alive, and send them to the capital to make meritorious deeds. "

Guan Sheng was overjoyed. Please enter the account and treat each other with wine.

It is said that Song Jiang is devoted to loyalty, and he is innocent if he doesn't follow thieves. The two handed each other a hand to reveal their feelings, and there is no doubt that they are worried.

The next day, Song Jiang raised his troops to fight. Guan Sheng and Hu Yanzhuo discussed: "We can win the first general today.

this plan is feasible at night. " There is a poem to prove it: the desperate plan is the strangest, and one person escapes at night.

In front of the battle, I whipped the yellow letter for a pretence, hooking up the old right and wrong in Liangshan. (< > Likui jy: likui jy turned to the back of the house to clean his hands, only to see a man creeping back from the back of the mountain.

When likui jy turned around the back of the house to listen, the woman was about to go up the hill to beg for food. When she saw her, she asked, "Brother, where did you run away?" The man replied, "Sister-in-law, I almost stopped seeing you. Do you think I'm unlucky? I've been waiting for a single person for half a month, but I haven't made a fortune. I can only put on one today. Who are you? So it was that really black whirlwind. But I hate hitting that donkey bird. How can I beat him? Instead, he ate a ju, threw it on the ground, and decided to kill me. He pretended to cry,' You killed one of me, but you killed two of me.

' He asked me why, and I told him,' There is a 9-year-old mother at home who has no one to support her. She must have starved to death.' The donkey bird really believed me, spared my life, and gave me a silver as capital to teach me to change my career and adopt a mother.

I'm afraid he came to his senses and hurried to the future. He slept in a secluded place in the forest and walked home from the back hill. "The woman said," Don't speak up.

Only a big black man came home and taught me how to cook. It was him. Now sit in front of the door, you go and have a look.

If it's him, go and find some anesthetic, put it in the dish, and teach that fellow to eat it. The hemp will fall to the ground, but you and I will deal with him, get him some gold and silver, move to the county, and do some business, but it's not like cutting the diameter here! " Likui jy heard this, and said, "Why, I gave him a piece of silver and spared my life, but he tried to kill me. This is just unreasonable! " Turn to the back door.

Gui Li was just about to go out when likui jy chopped her and caught her. The woman hurriedly looked at the front door and left. Likui jy caught Gui Li, pushed him to the ground, pulled out his broadsword around him, and cut off his head early.

I didn't know where I went when I ran to the front door with a knife. When he came back into the room, he searched the room and found two bamboo cages containing some old clothes. Under them, he found some silver coins and some hairpin rings, and likui jy took them all.

I went to Gui Li and searched for the small silver ingot, all of which were tied in the package. But when I went to the pot to see it, three liters of rice was precocious, and only vegetables were left for dinner.

likui jy had a meal once, looked at it and smiled to himself: "What an idiot, he put good meat in front of him, but he couldn't eat it." Pulling out his broadsword, he went to Gui Li's leg to cut off two pieces of meat, washed some water, and caught some charcoal fire in the kitchen to burn.

cook and eat at the same time. When he was full, he dragged Gui Li's body under the house, set a fire, took ju and threw himself into the mountain road.

(< > The 43rd time) Wu Yong: "When all the soldiers saw that Lei Heng could not defeat Liu Tang, they all wanted to join him, only to find a man at the door of the side fence. 2. short classical Chinese

short classical Chinese fable reward points: -solution time: 1: 1, October 4, 27, meaning translation is required! Questioner: Geng Baoda Fairy-the best answer in the probation period (shǒu zhū dài tù) Explain the metaphor of clinging to narrow experience, not knowing how to change, or thinking of luck and getting something for nothing.

In Han Fei's Five Bitches of Han Fei in the pre-Qin Dynasty: "There were plowmen in the Song Dynasty, and there were plants in the field, and rabbits too, and they broke their necks and died." Method linkage; As an object and attribute; Feng Menglong's ancient and modern novel Yang Ba Lao Yue Guo Qi Feng: "My concubine is diligent and thrifty, is it a good idea?" Synonym carving a boat for a sword, stick to the rules, antonym Tongda contingency lamp riddle Liu Dian, so a farmer in the state of Song was digging the fields.

suddenly, he saw a rabbit running out of the grass beside him in a panic, hitting a tree stump at the edge of the field and lying there motionless. The farmer went over and saw that the rabbit was dead.

because it ran so fast, it broke its neck. The farmer was so happy that he picked up a fat and big rabbit for nothing without any effort.

he thought; If rabbits can be found every day, life will be easier. Since then, he has never tried to farm again.

every day, he puts his hoe beside him and lies in front of the tree pier, waiting for the second and third rabbits to bump into the tree pier by themselves. There are so many cheap things in the world.

Of course, the farmer didn't find the killed hare again, but his field was deserted. [Hint] This is a well-known fable.

It is an accidental phenomenon in life that the rabbit killed itself on a tree pier. However, the farmer in Song Dynasty mistook it for a frequent and inevitable phenomenon, and ended up in a rural wasteland with nothing.

it won't be a good result to live by luck instead of hard work. We must not be "waiting for him" fools.

[original] Song people had plowmen. There is a plant in the field, and the rabbit touches the plant and breaks its neck and dies.

if you release it, you will stand by the plant, and you will get a rabbit. The rabbit can't be recovered, but as Song Guoxiao (5).

-"everything is done wrong" (1) strain-exposed roots and stems. (2) go-run, escape.

③ Lei (Lě i)-an ancient agricultural tool, shaped like Mu Cha. 4 wings-hope.

⑤ As a Song Guoxiao-but he was laughed at by the people of the Song Dynasty. Cover one's ears and steal the bell (y? ně rě dà o lí ng): cover up; Steal: steal.

cover your ears and steal the bell. Metaphor is deceiving yourself.

In the Warring States Period, Lv Buwei's "Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals: Self-knowledge": "If the people have a clock, they want to leave, but the clock is too big to fail. Destroy it with vertebrae, and the bell will sound.

I'm afraid people will steal from me if they hear about it, so cover their ears. " Method linkage; As predicate, attribute and adverbial; With derogatory examples, Hong Shen's "The Fan of a wealthy family" Act IV: "I think I can keep my lofty, isn't it ~?" Once upon a time, there was a man who was stupid and selfish, and he also had a bad habit of taking advantage of others.

whatever he likes, he always tries his best to get it and even steal it. Once, it took a fancy to the bell hanging on a gate.

The bell of this door is exquisitely made, beautiful and loud. He thought, how can I get it? Finally decided to steal, steal it.

he clearly knows that as long as he touches the bell with his hand, it will ring "Ding Ding Zero". When the doorbell rings, the ears will hear the sound of the bell, and when it rings, people will find it.

then you won't get a bell. So what should we do? He suddenly thought of a way.

He thinks that when the doorbell rings, the ears will hear it, but if you cover your ears, won't you hear it? So, he cleverly used this method to steal the doorbell. One night, he crept to the front door by moonlight.

He reached for the bell, but the doorbell was too high to reach, so he had to come back disappointed. When he got home, what did he want to do? He wants to ask the deaf neighbors to steal the bell together, so he can pick the bell by stepping on his shoulder.

but I'm afraid others won't do it and steal with him, so I have to step on the stool and pick the bell myself. The next night, he crept to the gate with a stool.

He stepped on the stool, covered his ears with one hand and picked the bell with the other. Who knows that he had just touched the bell when it rang, and the owner of the house found it and caught him.

because other people's ears are not covered, they can still hear the bells. Source: Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals Self-knowledge: "If the people have a clock, if they want to leave, the clock is too big to be negative.

if the vertebra is destroyed, the bell will sound. I am afraid that people will smell it and take it away, and cover their ears. "

explanation: cover: cover, cover; Steal: steal. Steal bells and cover your ears for fear that others will hear you.

Metaphorically, you deceive yourself. You have to try to cover up what you can't cover up. [Hint] The bell is an objective existence, and it doesn't disappear just because you block your ears; Everything in the world also exists objectively, not because you close your eyes, it no longer exists or changes its shape.

Although this fable is short, it vividly illustrates a basic principle of dialectical materialism: it is self-deception to ignore and study the objective reality, and it will suffer the consequences in the end. [Original] Fan's death is also ①, and the people have a bell ②.

if you want to walk away, the clock is too big to be negative; With the vertebra destroyed (4), the bell sounds (5). If you are afraid of taking away from the world, cover your ears.

-"Lv's Spring and Autumn Annals" [Notes] ① The death of Fan-Fan was an aristocrat in Puguo at the end of the Spring and Autumn Period. After being defeated by four other aristocrats, he fled to Qi. Death, escape.

② Zhong-an ancient percussion instrument. (3) negative-carry things on your back.

④ vertebra (chuí)-mallet. ⑤ huàng-describe the bell.

⑥ ⑥ (j ǜ)-haste. Steal bells and cover your ears for fear that others will hear you.

Metaphorically, you deceive yourself. You have to try to cover up what you can't cover up. Pronunciation nán yuán běi zhé: I want to go south but the car goes north.

Metaphorical actions and purposes are just the opposite. Source: "Warring States Policy Wei Ce IV": "I still travel north to Chu."

Original text: When the King of Wei wanted to attack Handan, Liang Ji remonstrated, saying, "Today, when I come here, I will see people in big banks. 3. How many ways are there to express the word "ren" in ancient Chinese?

Ren

Name

(pictographic. Oracle Bone Inscriptions-shaped, like a human figure standing on the side. "Man" is one of the radicals of Chinese characters. Original meaning: higher animals that can make tools to transform nature and use language)

[1] People are the most expensive in nature. This inscription is like the shape of an arm and a shin. -"Shuo Wen"

The old friend, the virtue of heaven and earth, the intersection of Yin and Yang, the meeting of ghosts and gods, and the elegance of the five elements. The old friend, the heart of heaven and earth, the end of the five elements, the taste, the silence, the color, and the living. -"The Book of Rites"

There are seven feet of bones, and there are differences between hands and feet. Those who wear hair and have teeth and lean on it are called people. -"Liezi Huangdi"

There are people who are not happy to be the people who rule the peace. -Qing Hong Liangji's "Zhi Ping Pian"

Another example is: the king of people (the king of people); Full of people (many people); Death (world); Human desire (human lust); Everyone speaks (comments); Human color (the normal complexion of a person); Head order (showing people with their heads as a warning); People are scouring (in the crowd)

[2] someone; Someone; Some people

those who work hard govern others, while those who work hard govern others. -"Mencius"