Sentences that make people think crookedly

1. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I think about it when I'm eating, when I want to sleep, when I want to work, and I really want to say to you...pay the money back quickly.

2. Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I really want you to come back to me... wallet.

3. When I was poor, you were by my side; when I was sick and injured, you were by my side; when I was frustrated in love, you were by my side... …I’m so unlucky to be with you.

4. How many times have your smooth body pressed against mine, and your gentle and considerate caress made me enjoy bursts of pleasure, but after I enjoyed it, you became thinner and thinner... Poor Soap.

5. The next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom, lock the door, quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with the quilt, stretch out my big hand... Look at my phone It's a blue screen.

6. I am a person who has a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I decided that you were the one I should wait for in this life. But my only regret is... Sorry, I sent the message to the wrong person. .

7. Late at night, walking alone on the desolate street, with a lonely heart and nowhere to turn to, I am always thinking of you, thinking about you, looking forward to you, and really want to say to you loudly... Would you like to treat me to a meal?

8. I dreamed of you last night: we were walking by the river, clinging to each other. You looked up into my eyes and uttered three words affectionately... woof woof woof.

9. You flashed past, making my blood boil and my heart surge. Looking at your back, I really want to keep you. I told myself that I can’t let you leave again, and I will never... catch you. Thief!

10. You are kind like a cat, you are loyal like a dog, you are cute like a bird, you know the way like a horse, you are brilliant like a butterfly, you are hardworking like a bee, you are similar in everything. , no wonder everyone calls you...animal.

11. I held you that night and told you to put on that thing in your ear. You said it felt good not to wear it. Now is the safety period. It’s okay... but the traffic police will arrest you if you don’t wear a helmet. What to do.

12. Looking at your streamlined body, I will burn myself, push open your unopened cover, insert the stick I prepared, and absorb your crystal liquid, it’s so cool! Sprite.

13. Someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You are wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, with a detached and comfortable look. You are so cute. I don’t know how you could compete with me back then. Rabbit's?

14. I am so hungry that I cannot resist your temptation. When I was in close contact with you, you gave me bursts of indescribable pleasure. I felt like the earth was spinning. I wanted to have sex with you but was afraid of making my belly bigger... Dear Beer.

15. I am shy and have never dared to express my feelings to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

16. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB

17. When you left me silently, I was in great pain and didn’t know what to do. Watching your back go away, I hated myself, it was all me My fault... I woke up a little early to catch the bus.

18. Don’t ask me why I cry. My tears flow for you and my heart breaks for you. I hate that man, why did he take you away from me... dead thief.

19. Ah! Your skin is so shiny, your fragrance is so irresistible, let me take a bite of you, my dear - braised pork.

20. Since these days, I have been wanting to say three words to you, but I am afraid that if I say it, I will not be able to become even an ordinary friend. But I can’t control it, and I still want to say: Lend some money!

21. Sometimes you can’t see me beside you on our journey of friendship. It’s not that I forget you or let you walk alone. It’s that I choose to walk behind you. When you If I accidentally fall, I will run up... and step on it.

22. Because you do it too often (sometimes twice a day), your hair is all messed up, and you lose the pleasure during sex. Let’s break up...toothbrush.

23. I have always had a soft spot for you, your face appears in front of my eyes all the time! But I was too poor to hope for it, but now I have money! You can say loudly: Boss, cut that pig head in half for me!

24. I thought about it, the two pieces were itchy, so I took a stick and inserted it in the middle. The stick was short, the two pieces were no longer itchy, and I didn’t think about it... Maybe the addiction to cigarettes happened again. .

25. How can I bear to watch you leave? We have spent so many warm and happy times together, but today we are breaking up! Looking at your sad eyes, I shouted: "Wait a minute, I won't sell this dog." ?

26. I have always been by your side and worried about you again and again. Have you had enough to eat today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I've always known that you just can't take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the pig pen.

27. I like to crawl around on you, touch every inch of your skin, and lie in your arms. I can’t live without you for a moment. I love you - sofa.

28. I was very nervous the first time. He kept asking me to relax gently, and then inserted into my body. There was bleeding there. I was so painful that I couldn’t cry out. Then I realized... donating blood is Such!

29. Diner: How much does it cost to sleep per night? (How much does a bowl of dumplings cost?) Waiter: Rogue! (Six cents) Businessman: Six cents? So fair. I'll come for three nights

30. You lean on me gently, touch my tender skin with your slender hands, and suck my body fluids with your gentle mouth until you leave completely satisfied! Oh damn mosquitoes! Sentences that make people want to cry

1. You can still drink water when it is cold, but it is difficult to drink when your heart is cold

2. On the road to love, two people are enough, three Too many people

3. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?

4. The first time I cried was because you were not here, the first time I laughed was because I met you, the first time I laughed and cried because I couldn’t have you!

5. The happiness on your face can be seen by others. Who can feel the pain in the heart

6. In the country of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who do not know how to cherish others

7. Love makes people forget time, time It also makes people forget about love

8. When you fall in love with a match, you are destined to be hurt by it; it is the cigarette that you light, and it hurts your heart

9. The first time you laugh is because When I meet you, the first time I cry is because you are not here, the first time I laugh and cry is because I can’t have you!

10. No one is worth your tears, and the person who is worthy of you will not make you cry.

11. Wood said to fire: Hug me! Fire hugged wood, wood Smile and turn to ashes! The fire cries, and the tears extinguish itself

12. The most powerful virus is love and lies

13. When the last dead leaf blows down in autumn, will you still be by my side? !

14. I don't know how long the meteor can fly! Is it worth pursuing? I don't know how long the fireworks can last! Is it worth the wait!

15. Don’t comfort me if you leave me. You must know that every time you mend something, you will also experience the pain of puncture.

16. I am still waiting for you where you are, but you have forgotten that you were here. here.

17. I am very good, I don’t make noises or show off, I don’t feel wronged, I don’t laugh at you, and I don’t need others to know.

18. I can’t stand the passage of time, and I can’t escape the youth here.

19. The excitement is theirs and has nothing to do with me.

20. Quarrel with loved ones and speak your mind to strangers.

21. When the tears flow down, I realize that separation is also another kind of understanding.

22. Love turns out to be drinking poisoned wine with a smile

23. There is a kind of feeling that is always recognized as lovesickness when you have insomnia; there is a kind of fate that is always believed in after you wake up from a dream. It is eternity; there is a kind of gaze that is always seen as attachment when we break up; there is a kind of mood that is always understood as loss after parting.

24. When we meet again, we either hate it too late or hate it too early

25. After breaking up, we cannot be friends because we have hurt each other; we cannot be enemies because we have loved each other; we cannot be lovers because we have deceived each other

26. It is snowing outside the window, let’s have a drink When I hold the coffee and it's cold, I realize that I'm thinking of you again. How can you understand my expectations!

27. Love either makes people mature or degenerate

28. I put down my dignity, personality, and stubbornness, just because I can’t let you go. Sentences that make people want to cry

1. Not everything is destined to succeed, but everything is worth a try.

2. Mediocre people are only nostalgic for the nearby scenery, greedy for mundane luxury, and finally forget to hurry, stay comfortable and comfortable, and are complacent, and achieve nothing in the end; excellent people walk alone. In the silent time, I endured peace and loneliness, never complained, never spoke of hardship, climbed the stairs of blood and sweat, and climbed to the height that others expected. The suffering and tiredness of the past were not suffered for others. They were the background of your dormancy and the flash of looking back.

3. To achieve real happiness, a person must be neither too smart nor too stupid. People call this state between wisdom and stupidity the wisdom of life.

4. In a college psychology class, the gray-haired old professor asked: Which classmate can explain what conscience is? A student answered: Conscience is a triangular thing in my heart. If I don't do bad things, it will remain silent; if I do bad things, it will start to turn and sting me at every corner; if I keep doing bad things, every corner will be smoothed out, and I won't feel any pain at all. It hurts.

5. Life is a process of constant drifting. Every place you and I go and every person we meet may become a stop and a passer-by. I always like to reminisce and look back. Like and never forget.

6. People always like to bury some facts, and then make up a lie to deceive everyone. Slowly, even you think it is true.

7. The legendary top ten in Q country: ① Read the most expensive book in the world. ② See the most expensive disease in the world. ③Live in the most expensive house in the world. ④Eat the most poisonous food in the world. ⑤Work the longest working hours in the world. ⑥Pay the most taxes in the world. ⑦Enjoy the least rights in the world. ⑧Raise the most officials in the world. ⑨Subject to the heaviest exploitation in the world. ⑩The most bizarre way to die in the world.

8. There is a Seine River in everyone's heart, which divides our heart into two sides: the left bank is soft, and the right bank is cold and hard; the left bank is emotional, and the right bank is rational; the left bank houses our desires and expectations. Hope, struggle and all love, hate and anger, the rules of this world live on the right bank and leave an imprint on our hearts. The left bank is dreamland, and the right bank is life.

9. A person must fall out of love at least once emotionally, fail once in career, and make a mistake in choice before he can truly grow up.

10. Everything has two sides: only when life is bitter and sweet can it be called complete; only when love is troubled and harmonious can it be called fun; only when the mood is sad and happy can it be called understanding; only when days are cloudy and sunny can it be called It is called natural; the connection is sometimes absent, which is why it is called precious. The meaning of life is not to get a good hand, but to play a bad hand well.

11. If your heart is willing, there are thousands of roads. If you don't want to, there are thousands of reasons.

12. You have to experience some betrayal and some sadness before you can understand people's hearts.

13. There is a kind of loss that cannot be said, but can only be felt; there is a kind of sadness that cannot be said, but can only be hidden; there is a kind of love that can only be concealed by deception; there is a kind of heartache that can only be concealed by deception. It's called love without words. Zhang Ailing

14. Being beautiful is an advantage, but living a beautiful life is a skill.

15. It doesn’t mean that you are in more pain than others, it’s just that you express it more brilliantly.

16. Everything that passes away in the wind belongs to yesterday, and everything that remains after the wind and rain is for the future.

17. There are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

18. Only after things have changed and people have changed will people know how to miss them.

19. Taking out your temper is called instinct; suppressing your temper is called ability.

20. You will always lose your direction, you will not know what you are working hard for, and then you will follow blindly and lose your own ideas. In fact, people still have to distinguish right from wrong at any time! More perfect based on the correct foundation.

21. Love is purely natural and requires no thinking. You cannot love for the sake of love. On the contrary, one day you may suddenly find that your heart has already fallen. Sentences that are so sad that they make you want to cry. Sentences that are so sad that they make you want to cry.

1. There are some people in our lives who we pass by, but we don’t have time to meet; we meet, but we don’t have time to get to know each other; we get to know each other. , but it’s too late to get familiar, but we have to say goodbye

2. Even if there is no result, I still like you very much

3. Even the sweetest sugar will have a bitter day.

4. Everyone is trapped in their own weaknesses and cannot extricate themselves, and they are also trapped in the weaknesses of others and cannot be isolated. In such a sad world, it is not easy to obtain true happiness.

5. No matter how difficult life is, in the end you will always find someone with whom you are willing to be silly.

6. The most romantic love cannot be obtained.

7. It is said that if you love someone too much, that person will not love you back (really)

8. I am a passer-by in your life, and you are The eternal freeze-frame of my life

9. I still keep my eyes open when night comes, because I see the traces you left in the moonlight.

10. If you cherish me, I have no reason not to cherish you. Don’t say that word easily. It is too heavy for me. If you don’t have true love in your heart, don’t talk about it. To say it is actually a kind of stain on emotions.

11. The night is still young, the shooting stars are falling, and love is gone.

12. In fact, the greatest benefit of traveling is not how many people you can meet or how many beautiful scenery you have seen, but that as you walk, you suddenly get to know yourself again under an encounter.

13. Sometimes, we feel that we have come to an end, but in fact it is just that our hearts have come to an end.

14. All uneasiness is not as good as a disease. Full of pathologies. No one to take care of you. You will always be alone.

15. I love you without any purpose.

16. In fact, when you are alone, you are really free, unrestrained, and do whatever you want. But after being alone for a long time, you don’t know what you want anymore. It’s not that there is no one to chase you, and it’s not that you don’t want to love.

17. If you don’t dislike my bad words, I am willing to write your favorite sentences for you.

18. There are some things that you will remember if you want to remember them.

19. You ask me whether loving you is worth it. In fact, you should know that love means not asking whether it is worth it.

20. Frustration is sometimes like a desert, trying to make people lose their way.

21. It is easy for people to misunderstand addiction to a certain period of life as obsession with a certain person.

22. When people are alive, they must pursue something, have dreams, and live happily. This is the ideal life.

23. Laugh about the past and pretend not to care. Laugh about the pain and let the past go away. You can still think of the bitterness of the night and the busyness. When you think about the past, you often feel uncontrollable pain.

24. Look at the ebb and flow of the tide, the rolling clouds, and the helpless thoughts swaying in the wind.

25. I don’t know why I am increasingly unable to express my emotions. I have too much to say, but I often end up putting it all back. The so-called growth may be the process of muting the crying and putting away the emotions. Go to a place where others can't see and learn to be strong alone

26. I like you, but I dare not say it because I am afraid that I will die if I say it. I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that if I die, no one will be like me. I like you so much.

27. There is only so much warmth in my life, I gave it all to you, but you left me, how can you tell me to smile at others again in the future

28. If you confess It's a hurt, I choose to lie.

29. Take the initiative because you care. I don’t contact you because I feel redundant.

30. When you miss someone personally, you may not even know what you miss about him