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Spit out your poor cooking, and talk about funny copywriting about your poor cooking.

1. I am completely cooked.

Cooking for others is life, and cooking for me is survival.

My cooking is the only thing in Fiona Fang that can make my picky brother eat two bowls of rice at a time.

4. Growth means which restaurant to eat in which city.

5. Be in an invincible position in the instant noodle industry. Is instant noodles braised, spicy or spicy?

I like watching others cook in the sun. I want to try it myself. Finished eating, still not moving. Feel despair

7. Actually, I do one thing for my parents, such as washing clothes and pounding my back. Not only do I cook, but I still want to cook in the sun. I haven't cooked for a long time, and I feel that my cooking has dropped ~

You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

10. Rock paper scissors, whoever loses cooks, I will go out to eat as long as I lose.

1 1. Did God cover the curtain in front of my eyes and forget to open it?

12. My golden retriever has fallen in love with dog food since eating my cooking.

13. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

14. If your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

15. The highest level of eating food is to see it as food.

16. A senior foodie only cares about two things: 1. What shall I eat later? 2. What did I eat just now?

17. Eating food is like a train, eating like crazy. Eat like crazy.

18. On the road of no return, human beings will never be lonely!

19. If I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

20. In a foodie world, there is no heat and no heat, only delicious food is not delicious.

2 1. Three meals a day, eight hours each. This is eating goods.

22. Cook a good kitchen

23. I am serious about cooking. It tastes terrible. I was born.

24. In theory, you can cook any dish. Theoretically,

25. I especially want to say shamelessly that when I was running some time ago, I saw people in the circle taking fitness photos. Recently, I struggled with the cook and saw that everyone was drying their meals again. What does this mean ~ ~ I am the weather vane ~

27. The circle of friends is estimated to be almost finished. Now, chicken ribs are the most appropriate description, such as cooking, clothes, sports, work, beauty, emotional appeal, fucking selling products! I just want to say that everyone is busy sunbathing, and no one has time to watch you sunbathing! .

28. Can you believe that I will make a dedication?

29. No matter how others cook, it is also a dark dish, and I am a black hole dish.

30. Invite friends to my house for dinner: boil water to make buns, and bring your own buns.