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What "base names" have you heard of dogs? Are they all funny?
A pet owner keeps a pet named "Hal". Although it is not very cheap, it is a bit funny. He is usually used to it, and he doesn't feel anything. Once Hal rushed out of the house and ran away from home, and the couple kept shouting "Ha, ha, ha, ha …" in the community. Do neighbors think there are two fools laughing wildly? Be careful when naming your dog, or it will make you look a little silly.
I've heard that dogs are named across species, and a good dog is called "meow". Have you considered how dogs feel? But then I heard that the cat called "mouse", and I hope "Miao" can be comforted by this news.
I met an old lady who said her dog's name was "Flat Head". Oh, it's called a flat head because the dog's head looked flat when he was a child. The dog is obedient and clever, but the old woman can't walk fast, so the dog walks slowly on the side.
There is a white Samoyed named Maocai in our community. Husky calls steamed bread. There is also a local dog named 13. Why is the host called 13? The owner said that her girl gave the dog an English name, and she couldn't name it. The dog barked 13 the day it came home.
There was a lonely old man in the community who found two stray dogs. The dog is very loyal and sends him out to pick him up every day. One day I found him walking in front, leaving only a dog behind. He said to the dog, Frye, stay close and don't lose you, too. It turned out that the other dog was lost. Grandma and I were right behind him. My grandmother said, do you think the lost one is called Qufu? Is it really funny?
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