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If I pass the exam, please don't call me bully, ask me to gamble.

First, there are so few tree resources in China, because there are too many test papers. No business, no killing!

2. Grandpa said that in their time, if there were questions that could not be done in the exam, they would write Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

Third, work hard if you can get it, and don't mind if you can't get it, so that no matter whether you win or lose, your posture will look good, seize every opportunity, find out what you want, make clear your goals and directions and fight for it.

The English teacher said that what I said was not bird language. Why don't you understand? I replied that I treated foreigners like birds.

Five, cold window, play at this time, full of energy, struggle in the examination room, relax, calmly deal with, full of confidence, get good grades in the exam, I wish the students in the college entrance examination good health and academic success.

If I pass the exam, please don't call me a bully, call me a gambler.

7. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find a correct one of the four options in the exam.

When you are in a bad mood, call your friends in the middle of the night, wake them up and go to bed.

Do you feel afraid of the final exam and wonder what the teacher will do? In fact, the teacher is even more embarrassed because the teacher has no idea what we will do.

10. Send away the fragrance of Mayflowers and welcome the time of peaches and plums in June. The college entrance examination is coming. Send you a short message: you can ignore me, but you can't lose yourself; You can stop reading text messages, but you have to be confident. I wish the college entrance examination a success!

Eleven, the exam is like Sprite, the heart flies before the exam, and it is cool after the exam.

Twelve, the nature of the test results is no different from the third grade, it is destroying the family.

Before and after the exam, relax your vigilance, accidentally fart, continue after you finish, and faint to the ground.

Fourteen, calculus will go to the examination room tomorrow. Is this telling me I'm going to die? !

Fifteen, the exam is still far away.

Please don't call me by my name during the exam. Please call me Guo Er. Talk about funny control and recommendation.

Seventeen, the exam bell just stopped, and the examination room was silent. I can't stop, and I'm not careless in examining the questions carefully. Parents stand outside the examination room, hoping for every minute. Parents and children are United, and the college entrance examination is successful. I wish you good results in the college entrance examination!

Eighteen, I want to be a scientist in the future, and I want to study the manufacture of regret medicine.

Nineteen, there was a class, a group of people, an exam, and then they all broke up.

Twenty, I didn't do well in this exam, and my grades dropped a lot, and my ranking was relatively low. What should I do?

Twenty-one, having a dream is just an intelligence, and realizing a dream is an ability.

22. Do not give up. Giving up today means giving up your whole life.

23. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.

Twenty-four, the battle of the examination room has dissipated, and the good news in June is brilliant. Good news is like a flute, and the family is happy.

Friends, let us greet the setbacks in life with confident smiles and overcome all misfortunes with a hundred times of courage!

Twenty-six, living in mediocrity is also living; Stubborn and enterprising to live, still alive. But the living mediocre people will die, while the tenacious people will live forever.

Twenty-seven, after passing the exam, I fell to the bottom: language, for the time being; Mathematics, completely annihilated; English, resigned.

Twenty-eight, since the final exam, my status at home has changed from a first-class protected animal to a wild animal, and my baby is miserable.

Twenty-nine, the river of life is very broad, please pick up the paddle of hope and row to the dream you pursue; The river of life is far-reaching, please raise the sail of struggle and sail for the paradise of desire; May your career go further and further!

30. I wish all junior two students in the world a smooth graduation exam and strive for double A.

The key to the success of the college entrance examination is. First, the spirit of diligence; Second, scientific methods; It: a good attitude.

32. When you know that success won't make you, failure won't crush you, and dullness won't drown you, you will stand at the highest level of life.

Thirty-three, the sun is shining in the sky, and people's laughter is frequently heard in the good news. The dream of becoming the first place has come true, and he will go to an institution of higher learning for further study.