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88 humorous love stories
1. The most legendary teacher-student relationship. The relationship between teachers and students has always been a good story. Lu Xun is a "hero". He is not an ordinary hero, but an "unprecedented national hero." Xu Guangping was by no means a "beautiful" woman, but she was both a close associate of Lu Xun and a famous women's social activist. Lu Xun and Xu Guangping met during a debate in a magazine. Lu Xun was forced by his mother to marry the loveless Ms. Zhu An, while Xu Guangping was also troubled by the problem of a baby mother at that time. Two people with the same troubles gradually developed a sense of sympathy for each other while exchanging different views on love. Later, Xu Guangping became Lu Xun's student, and the relationship between the two finally blossomed. 2. The happiest love in an arranged marriage. Hu Shi’s marriage was arranged. His wife Jiang Dongxiu is a woman with bound feet. He also resisted, but soon gave in. Hu Shi quickly adapted to this arranged marriage, and the two became more and more harmonious. Hu Shi was so henpecked that every time he took pictures with his wife, he would always let her sit while he stood, and he was quite proud of it. He also proposed the "New Three Obediences and Four Virtues": follow your wife when you go out, obey your wife's orders, blindly obey if your wife says something wrong; wait for your wife to put on makeup, remember your wife's birthday, tolerate your wife's beatings and scoldings, and be willing to spend money. The two stayed together for life, but in fact their henpecking was just a joke. 3. The most poignant and pure love story. Lin Shuhua was a rich girl in a feudal family, while Xu Huimin was born in a poor family. When he was working as a tutor for Lin Shuhua, the two fell deeply in love with each other. In order to get ahead in Shanghai, Xu Huimin chose to study medicine at St. John's University. The journey was extremely difficult, while Lin Shuhua waited bitterly for 8 years for the promise of love, but only got two years of staying together. Xu Huimin passed away two years after their marriage, leaving Lin Shuhua with a lifetime of memories. 4. The most praised love. All the men Lin Huiyin met in his life were not ordinary people, and they all had some degree of like-mindedness with this talented woman. What she shared with Xu Zhimo was poetry, and what she communicated with Jin Yuelin was academic. Only when Liang Sicheng asked Lin Huiyin "Why me?" Lin Huiyin replied playfully: "I will spend my whole life answering, are you ready?" 5. The most heart-to-heart love: In 1932, Qian Zhongshu met Yang Jiang, a talented woman from a famous family in Wuxi, in Tsinghua University. They fell in love at first sight. The next year, Qian Zhongshu and Yang Jiang held an engagement ceremony. Mr. Yang Jiang recalled: "The engagement between Mo Cun (Qian Zhongshu) and me is even more ridiculous. We obviously knew each other ourselves, but we still followed the 'parents' orders and matchmaker's words' upside down, and Mo Cun was left to him. My father brought me to meet my father and formally proposed. I have never regretted loving you. The neon lights of my immortality began to flash, the streets began to show off, and the whole city became mysterious and sad against the backdrop of the night sky. In a corner of the city, there was a family of "seven." Nian" bar, the owner is a girl from the south, people here call her "Ah Qi". I like Seven Years and the owner Ah Qi, so I will definitely check in once a week. Seven Years is different from other bars, It was filled with travelers returning at night, and it held the most touching stories. I dragged my tired body into the seven years, and Ah Qi called me over at the bar and asked me to try her new drink. The sweetness of the past does not have the bitterness of the past, it is like self-salvation, like a kind of relief. Ah Qi calls it "oasis", she said that the oasis is the hope of the desert, and green is the new life. She said that she is leaving. , to find the oasis that belongs to her. When I first met Ah Qi, I was in a state of embarrassment due to lovelorn, but she was so radiant. At that time, I thought how could there be such a good person in this world? I could take her home. But later I realized that underneath her brilliance was a lot of scars. I liked listening to her stories while drinking Ah Qi’s wine, and her stories were as mellow and sweet as the wine. Touching. Ah Qi and C met at the party ten years ago. Since then, C has launched a strong pursuit of Ah Qi. C shows up at the door of the bank where Ah Qi works at a fixed time every morning. Ah Qi's bank often does publicity in shopping malls, and C will also appear. He often buys a few extra cups of milk tea to share with Ah Qi's colleagues. The colleagues also have a good impression of Mr. C, and they often secretly talk about C behind the scenes. After each activity, he would take the initiative to send Ah Qi home and ask her for help. Over time, Ah Qi fell in love with C.
This girl Ah Qi has the gentleness and sweetness of a girl from the south of the Yangtze River, and the boldness of a girl from the north. It's hard not to be attracted by her. C prepared arrangements a month before Ah Qi’s birthday, planning to give Ah Qi a surprise and take this opportunity to confess his feelings to Ah Qi. On his birthday, C booked a KTV luxury box in advance and decorated and rehearsed it with his friends for a day. At about six o'clock in the evening, Ah Qi entered the box under the guidance of her best friend, blindfolded. The moment Ah Qi took off her blindfold, the whole room was filled with red balloons, the walls were covered with hearts and love stickers, and a huge heart shape was placed on the ground with candles, connected to a red carpet. Ah Qi saw everything so incredible and dreamy. C took the microphone and confessed to Ah Qi: I don't believe in love at first sight, but when I met you, your smile made me dream about you. It was then that I realized that this was my heartbeat. When I can't see you, I feel like there are only two colors left in the world, black and white. Only you, and only you, have the magic power to turn my world into a colorful one. So, please agree to be my girlfriend, and I will be with you thousands of times for the rest of my life. ? Ah Qi was in an atmosphere of love, listening to the sensational confession, shedding tears of emotion, and accepted it happily. A month later, in order to be with C every day, Ah Qi moved out of the home where she had lived with her parents for more than 20 years and chose to live with C in a rental house. Housing prices in first-tier cities are very high. C’s rental house is in a simple private house. The toilet and kitchen are shared, and the people sharing the house are all kinds of people. Ah Qi said it was a lie if he said he wasn't used to it. Every time he passed by the kitchen, he could always smell a sour smell. Shoes and socks on the floor filled the walkway leading to the room, and the air was filled with strong foot odor. Even when I want to go to the toilet in bed at night, I have to wrap myself up tightly. When I get to the toilet, I look at the toilet that always turns back to the original filth easily every time I flush it, so I have to patiently clean it again. Ah Qi felt that all this could be overcome, as long as she could be with C. C saw it in his eyes and was very touched by what Ah Qi did for him, and he was even more in love with Ah Qi. C is busy at work and often needs to work overtime, so Ah Qi can only buy groceries alone and take them home. C liked Ah Qi's cooking skills very much. Ah Qi saw that he cleaned up the dishes every time, so he went to wash the dishes with satisfaction. In fact, Ah Qi didn’t know how to cook at first! I am at home alone, watching videos online and practicing. The problems and details of each dish as well as the finished product after DIY are summarized and recorded in the notebook. Especially for the dishes that C likes to eat, the notes are more detailed. Ah Qi's dedication to C reminds me of Meng Po Sanqi's love for Chang Sheng in the movie "Soul Ferry: Huangquan": A wishful man, I really need to like him, and I only wish him well. When he is good, I am happy; when I am good and he is not good, I am unhappy; as long as he is good, I am happy whether I am good or not, then I truly like and love someone. I think this is how Changsheng is. No matter if he lies to me, I only want him to be good. If he is happy, I will be happy. ? As Ah Qi spoke eloquently, I couldn't help but wonder, you have done so many things for him, which shows that you love him very much. Based on this development, you should be very happy! Ah Qi smiled bitterly and said, I thought so too at the time, but this happiness quietly dissipated with the advent of marriage. Ah Qi and C have been together for three years. Ah Qi's parents wanted them to get married. Ah Qi felt that it was about the same, so she discussed the matter with C. After hearing this, C agreed. So, C told his parents that he planned to get married. His father had no objection, but his mother was quite critical of Ah Qi. After the future mother-in-law met Ah Qi for the first time, she felt that Ah Qi was not suitable to be her son's wife. After several meetings, even though Ah Qi enthusiastically tried to please her, she still did not change her mind and often ignored Ah Qi. C has nothing to do about his mother's behavior. I persuaded my mother every day to get her to agree to the marriage, but finally relented. You can get married, but there is no bride price. Your eldest brother has been married for three years and is planning to buy a house recently! You also know the situation at home, and you have also lent money to your eldest brother everywhere to prepare for the down payment. After hearing this, C stopped talking and told Ah Qi the truth about the conversation between himself and his mother. Although Ah Qi hated her mother-in-law's favoritism, she didn't complain when she thought that she could marry C as she wished. But Ah Qi's mother did not agree. She was distressed that her daughter had such an attitude even before she got married. If she did get married, she would have to suffer all kinds of grievances. Ah Qi and C were also troubled by the tough attitudes of both mothers. Ah Qi asked C to discuss it with his mother again, and both parties could take a step back and take less, even if it was a lucky draw.
C’s mother insisted on doing so. I still remember the way Ah Qi looked when she talked about this past incident. She looked up into the void. The camellia in her hand seemed to burn faster to enhance the atmosphere. The pale smoke surrounded her, and the glistening in the corners of her eyes finally betrayed her. After nearly a month of unsuccessful negotiations between the two families, C and Ah Qi broke up, which was something Ah Qi could never have imagined. She said his words, "We're done," were the cruelest words she had ever heard. She tossed and turned for countless nights, soaking her pillow with tears for him. She said that for a while, she would dream about him every night, which made her afraid to close her eyes, fearing that she would feel lost without him when she woke up. So much so that she began to numb herself with alcohol and cigarettes, trying to forget him, but she still couldn't forget him in the end. She couldn't understand that three years of tenderness, just because of the bride price, not only lost to her own naivety, but also to C's cowardice and determination. Later, Ah Qi gave up her high-paying job and opened a bar. Ah Qi said that she made an agreement with herself that she would spend seven years not only to heal herself better, but also to completely cut off her past life. Only then did I know the origin of "seven years". Every time Ah Qi mentioned C, stars were shining in her eyes, even though her brows were filled with sadness. This is the seventh year, and it’s time for her to fulfill her promise. She said she planned to travel and see the outside world. She said it was time to let herself go. Such a life was too bitter. She wanted to be happy, like an "oasis", ushering in her new life. And I choose to bless her, even if the years do not promise her love in the end, I think that time will not fail her in the end, it will give her love in another way and heal her scars. My dear girl, may you be passionate about life, may you take off your chains and be reborn. Search the public account "Wangsilu" to see more real love stories. Dear poster, I am very happy to analyze your problem for you. I have also encountered it. The following is my answer. I hope it can help the poster. I like someone, but I don't like it. You must love her (him); but the prerequisite for loving someone is that you must like her (him). Liking can easily turn into love, but after loving, it is difficult to say that you like again; because liking is tolerant, while love is selfish. Like is a relaxed and indifferent state of mind, but love is too heavy; once love is spoken, it becomes a vow and a commitment. Love is a double-edged sword. If you pull it out accidentally, you will hurt others and hurt yourself. People who are hurt by love will always have a wound in their heart that will not heal. On a night with bright moonlight and sparse stars, you miss your distant friends. If there is only a touch of joy and warmth in your heart, that is love; if there is also a faint pain in it, that is love. Bless you: Friendships will finally come true If my answer can help you, please give it 5 stars, thank you! In the rain... The boy and the girl are a pair of boyfriend and girlfriend. The boy is very carefree, but the girl is very devoted to the boy. Girls love rainy days and love to get wet in the rain. Whenever a girl runs out of the umbrella and gets wet in the rain, the boy often wants to accompany her in the rain, but the girl always stops him. The boy always asked: "Why don't you let me get wet with you in the rain?" The girl replied: "Because... I'm afraid you will get sick..." The boy often asked her: "If you get sick in the rain, why do you still do it?" Are you going to get wet in the rain?" But the girl always smiled and didn't answer. In the end, it is often the boy who cannot defeat the girl and agrees to her request. Because boys will feel happy as long as they see girls happy. But happy time always passes quickly, and the boy falls in love with another girl. . . I like her more than girls. One day, when the boy and the girl were having dinner together, he proposed a breakup request, and the girl silently accepted it. Because she knows that a boy is like a gust of wind, and the wind will not stay for anyone. That night was the last time the boy sent the girl home. Downstairs in the girl's house, the boy kissed the girl for the last time. The boy said: "I'm really sorry to let you down, but the moment when I get wet with you in the rain is my happiest time." After hearing this, the girl started crying. The boy held her. After a long time, the boy said: "There is a question I have been wanting to ask you for a long time. Why don't you let me get in the rain with you?" After a long time, the girl said slowly: "Because I don't want you to You know, I'm crying..." I like this story very much: "Because I don't want you to know.
"I have many stories, even more romantic ones, but I'm afraid 88 of them can't fit here. I'll tell them to you when I get the chance.
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