Talk to colleagues who take selfies.

1. After shopping in the supermarket, I saw an old lady spending RMB. She took it out and handed it to the cashier. The cashier looked at your drawer and found that there was no change, so she asked her, Aunt, do you have any? The old lady smiled from ear to ear and replied cheerfully: Not bad, I have many sons.

2. At the beginning of school, the new teacher pushed through the door, slapped us on the platform, looked at us coldly and said, I tell you, I never talk about justice. The atmosphere in the class suddenly became a bit dignified. After a while, his expression changed and he said: Because I teach geography ... < P > 3. Many China men don't like dressing up, they just have a little deviation in aesthetics, and they are confident in honey. For example. The same is to try on clothes. My mother will ask me if I look good, and I will say no. My mother will go back for a change until we are both satisfied. My dad asked me, do I look good? I said I didn't look good. He said you didn't know shit, and then he went out.

4. Yesterday, my niece, who was years old, cried to me on QQ that she broke up with her ex who had been dating for three weeks last night, and she was in pain, and advised me: Xiao Yan, love is so hurt! Also sighed: ask what the world is like, and teach people to live and die together! Then go on to say: it's a wise decision that you didn't fall in love at the age of 18.

5. After the athletes from all countries arrive at the Rio Olympic Village, the delegations from other countries are always on guard against losing things, and only the delegation from North Korea is the mobilization and staff to prevent losing things.

6. I met my roommate when I came home from work today, and found that the smell of his body was exactly the same as that of his girlfriend. He was lying in the trough. ......