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Talk about the humor of rubbing rice.
2. Succeeding in rice, eating and drinking enough, and going home.
Recently, because Laoying went out to Nansha for a month, she was forced to buy food and cook every day, and entered the life of a housewife in advance. She gets up at 6: 30 every morning to buy food, cook soup and keep warm, go out to work at 8: 00, and heat directly at home at night. No wonder I can fall asleep after nine o'clock every night. I feel particularly nervous when I think about my future life. Sister Min is right. According to my personality, I will probably go back to my parents' home for dinner every day after marriage. Buying a house nearby is a good thing. I envy other husbands for buying food and cooking, but my great god can only wash dishes.
4. The Dragon Boat Festival is just around the corner, reminding friends who are struggling in the front line of work to work hard and avoid working overtime on holidays; Try to reduce three meals and eat more zongzi; Bless your friends in advance and take the initiative. Remember to invite me!
It's a pity that I'm not happy at all. Oh, forget it. Go home and watch TV.
6. Eating at menstruation's house is not conducive to losing weight.
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