Funny talk in short form

1. A bottle of human sample with a lot of bullshit

2. This person is not lazy, but he still didn’t leave anything to say

3. Hey sister, There is no way to introduce me here

4. Don’t stay up late, it’s not good for your mobile phone

5. You stepped on my dancing shoes

6. Escape Shameful but useful, playing with things makes you frustrated but happy.

7. Once some people miss it, thank God for Xie Guangkun

8. If a girl does something bad, God will send you a boy when he is angry

9. Stars also count humans when they can’t sleep

10. President of Lazy Cancer Association and Cramming Association

11. My finger is injured, and now I can only Calculate addition and subtraction within 9.

12. Movement is like epilepsy, silence is like paralysis.

13. I asked you questions.

14. An impulsive person like me should be given a sum of money to calm down

15. When the forest is deep, a deer appears, but when the water is shallow, a king appears⑧

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