Satire, ridicule and talk about sentences

Satire, ridicule and talk about sentences

Ironic sentences, the word "Ba Jing" has many different interpretations on our social platform, so the main content of Ba Jing also has many different sentences for us. Let's share the irony and irony.

Ironic and sarcastic sentence 1 0 1, come on!

Why should the college entrance examination be refueled? Don't you have to refuel for the mid-term, mid-term and final exams?

6 18 can't refuel?

Why don't our college graduates deserve to cheer?

Do you think the college entrance examination is over? Don't take the postgraduate entrance examination

Shouldn't the sixth grade be refueled?

Come on, free? 93 # oil, 97 or diesel oil? Do you have a car? Let's go Hmm?

Why don't we who are trying to live here cheer?

Can't my tricycle refuel?

02, can only comment? Do not forward

The essence of leverage is the essence, and you have successfully mastered the essence yourself.

How come? Look down on praise?

You can do whatever you want, and no one will chop off your hand.

Then you didn't forward it either! Does it match well?

Why not forward more state affairs?

Just say yes. Nobody cares about you anyway.

03、 1+ 1=2

Some people know a math problem and don't know how to be embarrassed. Hehe, you have to come out and show your IQ. Can you do it?

Haven't you heard of it? 1? 1=0

Only you know that one plus one equals two? Do I have to send it? who are you

There is a gap between the molecules of 1+ 12.

What, 1+ 1 is equal to 2 in simple mathematical problems, and it can be equal to king in word formation. In chemical problems, 1+ 1 may not be two, and the volume of solution is not 2 in the case of a whole body of stagnant water mixed with a volume of alcohol.

I really didn't mean to bully you. Just discussing the problem, okay? Is there always a sense of superiority in posting these math problems that others can't understand?

You started blind pairing from 1 2 without permission?

Children in mountainous areas don't even have enough to eat. Is it meaningful to engage in these activities

Then, if you type the keyboard, can children in mountainous areas have enough to eat?

I think you are Grandpa Yuan who made you overeat.

You can support a child's tuition for one year with one meal now. Why don't you eat?

Rain girl has no melon, so she can go by herself.

I am a child in a mountainous area. I ate two sweet potatoes today, but I'm still a little hungry. Who can give me a meal?

Stew you and improve the food of mountain children?

05. Sister Bang: Some comments were so serious that they almost got into a fight.

You didn't ask us to fight? What are you worried about now? Too idle. Yes

Isn't this all because of you?

You're here to bring the rhythm, aren't you? We are obviously in harmony, Pisces and dancing.

Can you fight? You don't know? How did Weibo call? Tell me. Can you come out from the phone screen and hit me? Hmm? Come on! Hit me? That's a fight, okay? You don't even know this? Did you graduate from primary school? You just play Weibo? Hmm?

Isn't that what you want to see, woman?

Are you still gloating? You didn't sow discord, did you?

It feels good to mean this. That's right. Everyone sends a sentence, which may be some opinions of the real star himself, and then comments on everyone. In fact, it is not easy for individuals to understand them. Then, I feel glad, it seems that the world is beautiful, not all, but if it is really like this in the future, it will be terrible.

I'm glad you know, bad woman.

06. I like Sister Bang!

How much do you like your parents?

Do you like being rich?

Are you stupid? What do you like?

Be careful not to lick anything in the end.

Am I the only one who thinks that Sister Bang is not worth liking?

"You like it, you like it. What sense of existence are you looking for here? "

What? I cann't believe you like pigs

You like her older? Like she doesn't take a shower?

07. Is pineapple the same as pineapple? Are cherries the same as cherries?

Your typing is different. Is that what you said?

Pineapple and pineapple are the same, you just need to eat with the shell, don't understand cherry and cherry. If you know them, you can't afford them.

You can't afford it anyway.

Hehe, they are all fruits, and they are also divided into high and low levels. Is the moon more round abroad?

Is kiwifruit the same as kiwifruit?

I don't know if they are different, but I think you look like a fool.

08. Where did you get the eighteen-line star? Still posting topics every day?

With the iron powder logo, I said that people are eighteen lines.

Eighteen lines? How do you define the 18th line? Who is on line 17? Why is he not on the 17th line?

Sisters go out and see more of the world. Come on, you're short-sighted. What is the 18th line? Can we cook and paste ourselves here?

What happened? What happened?

Pure passers-by, really think they are better than sister bang.

Eighteen lines? You are counting your forehead lines.

It is sour every day. Drink more hot water. What's the matter?

09. The comments are really wonderful.

What is wonderful? So perfunctory? What are the highlights? Aren't you going to be more specific? Aren't you just like your girlfriend asking you if your clothes look good and you blurt them out? Tell me which one looks good? Why is it beautiful? Why do you say it looks good when you are ugly? Did you find money today? So happy? Talk to me!

Is that how you laugh?

Isn't it wonderful to like it? Look down on praise

You don't have to tell me whether it is wonderful or not. Others can't see it themselves?

Not enough for your wonderful life.

Forwarding is not wonderful? What are you talking about there?

Does it matter to you? Is the essence wonderful? It's too broad. It's good to know something beautiful in your heart. No one else wants to know.

Why are you crying with a hammer? Wonderful hammer!

10, Sister Bang is shameless!

Sorry, this really doesn't work.

However, Saba did not move.

I can't deny that I will give you extra points.

What, Sister Bang can only be shameless? She can also have no breasts, no head and no ass or something.

Do you think she is shameless? She is still a pig!

Sister Bang: What's the matter with you? Why is this not sticky?

I am the only one who thinks that Sister Bang is gentle and lovely, witty and intelligent, kind and easy-going, pure and lovely, virtuous and beautiful. She is beautiful and graceful, as beautiful as flowers and jade, as gentle as jade, as blue and moist, as a beautiful girl, with bright eyes and white teeth, as a beautiful girl, as an assistant in power, she is as soft as a piano.

1 1, you are great.

I'm good today, okay? Yesterday was not so good? Wasn't the day before yesterday great?

What's the matter, when others can't see it?

You tell me? Only you have eyes?

What's great? How great is it? Why is it great? Why not elaborate? It's confusing.

Well, oh, this word is too feminine! ! ?

I'm not okay. Who's good? Who is better than me? Who do you care about better than me?

Don't blow your head off here

Don't think I don't know what you want to say. What sense of existence are you looking for here?

12, I'm your father.

Just say you can't have children and don't always recognize your son.

What happened? Can't you be my grandfather?

Three dollars for a key, ten dollars for a pair and three dollars for you?

Professional fortune teller, what are you?

There are always sons who want to be fathers?

Why aren't you my mother?

I am not an unfilial son like you.

Are you angry with me because I am an orphan?

Do you give me pocket money? Can you clean my shopping cart? Will you buy me a house? Did you pay for all my college expenses since I was a child?

13, the comments are so funny.

Smile. Did you pay? Just smile. Interesting. Then why don't you forward it?

I'm afraid people won't know that you have bad breath. You laugh too loudly.

It is better to be filial to your parents than to laugh when you have time.

Is it funny? What are you looking at that is not funny? Is your smile in Mariana Trench? Please smile.

What's so funny? What on earth made you laugh? Make it clear, is it hot 1 that makes you laugh, or is it hot comment 2 that makes you laugh and makes you say it but can't say it? If it's not funny, just say it. You don't have to pretend like this. hypocritical

Laugh when you are funny. What's the point of saying it?

Did you eat too much pig feed? It's all funny.

I suspect that the owner of this floor is going to laugh and cry.

14, comments learned!

What have you learned? What have you learned? Just forget it.

I learned to comment, did you learn it?

If you have time to learn this, you might as well honor your parents.

Don't learn the good ones, but learn the bad ones quickly.

Have you learned? Only you have eyes? We can't learn, so you learned?

What have you learned? Why are young people so arrogant now?

If you learn it, write it down in your family tree.

I see. Did you get it on a tattoo? This guy looks at you in an ostentatious manner.

15, everybody stop talking.

I didn't speak at all. This is typing.

Why don't you just say no? I prefer talking.

Why didn't you say anything? I won't tell you unless you tell me? What do you care if I say or not? I said, I not only said I called, but also called in your building to show you. If you don't let me say I'm partial, I'll just say it.

Do you know how many deaf-mute children are eager to talk and you are here telling us not to talk? Who are you?

I'm just beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, beeping, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting, tooting.

You are so generous, why don't you care about state affairs?

Does your hand disability make everyone like you?

What, do you want everyone to sing together?

Why pull out the left nostril? If you neglect your right nostril so much, you will be unhappy.

Do you think you have nothing to say to me?

Picking booger under someone else's Weibo?

The trade war between China and the United States is so serious, are you still picking your nose?

Did you just make a face? There are many people in the back who think that people can't read.

Shut up if you have nothing to say.

Immediately left nostril bleeding, still buckled.

You ate what you dug up.

17, I am super happy to see everyone killed ~

What are you happy about? Look at your bank card balance.

Your happiness is based on other people's quilts, and you have no sympathy at all. Are you still human? It's okay. Don't brush Weibo. Read more books.

No, you're unhappy?

Am I the only one who thinks you are gloating? Why don't you have time to chat with your parents?

Why are you so happy because others don't care about you? Also, why only send this symbol? Do other symbols match or not? What happened to you!

Does this make you happy? Are you happy here? Who allows you to be happy? Why don't you laugh when you are happy?

Smile at the hammer and cry for me now.

Did you send flowers back?

18, I'm the coolest. I don't accept refutation ~

Finally, add a wave of cool girls

What kind of food do you drink like this?

You are the coolest? Think of yourself as a potted vegetable.

My underwear is cooler than yours. What can you do?

Do you say no refutation, no acceptance, no refutation? Why force others to listen to you? Isn't that selfish?

You know it will be refuted.

19, am I the only one who thinks this topic is boring?

Bar essence:

Brother, this is the standard answer!

Yeah, you're the only one. You are the only one.

Am I the only one who finds your comments boring?

Did you get the answer sheet?

If you find it boring, what do you comment on? Do you talk much?

Hehe, where is the irony? The keyboard is so easy to knock!

It is so boring. Is it interesting for you to say it?

20. Hahahahaha

All I know is that hahahahahaha, hee hee doesn't deserve it?

Just hit five. Whose traffic do you despise?

What's the point of laughing at your horse day after day, hahahahahaha? I don't understand why you laugh all day. What's so funny?

You think you are a pug, hahaha?

Have you ever thought about the feeling of the H key? It doesn't want to tremble wildly. It has relatives. Have you thought about it? No, you only have yourself in your heart.

Are you waiting in line? Are you just laughing here?

Did you find someone? Every day, hahahahahaha.

What are you laughing at? Your teeth show off every day.

Ironically, say the second sentence. I really don't know until I try. My sister thinks there are so many gangsters hidden in the circle of friends (I still don't think I am a gangster). Should I review my friends?

Second, in the face of the bar essence, the fire is very big and it can curse people. It outputs 800 words per minute. You can politely disagree. If you feel uncomfortable, you can go back to Weibo and scold yourself. Come to my place to wrangle, not to play mahjong. Do you think the bar is blooming? I have a good temper in the face of lovely people. I gently output 800 praises per minute, politely accept different opinions and discuss further. If I pass the customs, I can go two ways.

Third, the biggest advantage is that you can recognize the limitations of your own life circle and unilaterally find and like like like-minded people. However, what kind of existence is the bar essence? If you don't like it, you can take it away; You can laugh at it and bombard it, but please move to your site and don't shit in other people's Weibo.

Fourth, I'm bored everywhere. Instead of trying to reverse and change other people's opinions, I'd better follow suit. Or not reply.

Five, two hairs said, don't tell XX too much, I said why, two hairs said, he is a lever! Well, I've been thinking about it for a long time. It seems so. Although it has a lovely appearance, it can't hide the essence of bar essence! The attitude we should keep towards badgers is: 1. Don't contradict his point of view. 2. Don't express your opinions. 3. Agree with him and show sympathy!

Sixth, the proportion of the bar essence of the Douban Goose Group is really too high (not to say that everyone is a bar essence, and only Taoist monks can survive (or monks?

Seven, self-esteem, conscious talent-a good summary. Stay away from bullies and idiots.

Eight, stay with the bar essence during the day, and stay with the troublemaker at noon and night. I must have killed many people in my last life!

Nine, some are clever, everything is opposed, everything is wise, and all of them are talents. They can write and sit firmly in the world, get on the horse and make Kun, get to know women on the kang, and wear shoes on the kang. Come on, give you free eyes.

10. Although I can't go to the scene, I will try to call their home. Ps: Some details in the comments, hard-made supporting materials and posters must be awkward.

Xi。 Yesterday, I gave a speech in Japanese, which attracted a gangster to call me "brain-damaged". I really don't know how to answer. Later, I was hacked, and my combat effectiveness was really weak. I was afraid of fighting, and finally I got angry. Just forget it.

12. There is a lot of water vapor in the air of Wuhan after the rainstorm, mixed with the smell of soil and grass. I just walked into my favorite taste and temperature and argued with the spirit of a bar about the loveliness of this place. It looks like the first day, it looks like an ordinary night and morning, but I think it will be an unusual day in my memory.

Thirteen, when did we humans be so considerate of others? If you don't name your ex-boyfriend, it will be embarrassing to confess. Others will go to the theater, and they will kill themselves. They chose the end of their last life. Can't they even do it themselves? This is bar sperm disease! This is the true essence of leverage. If you have to wrangle, can't the cleaning team play 0-n?

14. It's nice to have a girlfriend who talks about everything. When throwing a controversial question, even if two people have different views, they will not think that the other party is completely wrong. You can say what you want to say, then listen to each other's opinions, and finally reach a certain understanding direction. This is the best way to solve the problem. However, the big environment on Goose. com is: If you disagree with me, then you are a lever.

15. Take a long breath. It is false news that Japanese players disturb the locker room, and bar players don't have to laugh at the national football team for this.

16. I just had a good idea. It would be nice if a spray/bar essence popped up, but he would criticize me in English. It's better to insert CET-4 and CET-6 test sites in the sentence, and each sentence has several new words I don't know, so I will look up the words and write back to him. If I persist for five months, my poor English may be saved.

Seventeen, some thinking, either a or b, go to extremes, which is not helpful for learning. Being a badger can be boring.

Eighteen, the team you choose, go all out, isn't it just watching the ball? Why are there always levers following me? Well, volleyball is against me, football is against me, just basketball and cowhide. I don't know anything, so why bother? I suddenly don't want to watch the World Cup, which hurts my feelings. This man, if he knows something, is self-righteous. I miss watching the Champions League with my cousin and take pains to explain it to me. I still remember that he chose Arsenal. I'm not a winner either. It's hard to hear others say that, so the rest of the teams can only wish you well, especially France and England. Every team supported by a bar player has entered the quarter-finals. I wish you further and further progress. I sincerely hope that the host can go further and further.

Ask the homepage a question. What disease did you inherit from your family? I inherited my mother's bad temper, and my young master inherited his grandfather's father's leverage, referred to as the three-generation horizontal bar.

20. Can you understand the truth on the Internet? This is my talk, my comment and my living room. If you want to shit in the kitchen and go back to your own house, that's none of my business. You come to argue with me, you come to scold OK.

Twenty-one is that as long as you refute a word, a fine hat will give you a place to buckle. What I said is right. You say I'm either you or a good man.

Twenty-two, why do you always have those bar spirits that make me sick, so I like bars and I will send you flowers on them? .

Twenty-three, V love made it very clear before, money 100% is used to treat and rescue sick children. We all know that other related expenses are paid by the sponsors themselves, so as to maximize the contribution. It happened that there was a puzzling figure who talked like a book, saying that you were a fine or a compliment, which was obviously a provocation! Don't you see others spend 100% of their money on charity? What is the original intention of charity? Do you think others can't let you earn 10% management fee?

Twenty-four, some people are levers, and some people are levers, just need a small fulcrum.

Twenty-five, my dad is a lever? Fighting every day. Because I got up late, I was caught by informed criticism at home this morning. I am so miserable.

Twenty-six, commemoration, just came back and hit a hard bar. Congratulations. Dad didn't have the spirit to reason, set up a flag, and then when he met this kind of kung fu, he forced himself to teach people to tear a dragon, not much BB.