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Kindness never speaks.
Why pretend as if nothing has happened when you obviously care? Why do you become speechless?
The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose. Cherish the present and cherish the people in front of you.
The heart is not hurt or tired, and the wine is not drunk! It's the wine that keeps you from getting hurt or tired.
I really miss him, afraid that he will have something to do and be wronged, but my worry is just superfluous to him.
Drunk, crying, noisy, and finally only let yourself calm down and live your own life, feelings can not be forced.
I haven't met anyone who understands me. I met someone who understands me. He is not mine.
People are not drunk, but they don't know if they are drunk until they drink.
I really want to get drunk now, but unfortunately I don't have anyone to accompany me. I get drunk as soon as I smell the wine.
I'm afraid of the night, I'm afraid of loneliness, because I'm tired, only accompanied by alcohol and tobacco.
Because of seriousness, heart and sincerity, it will hurt. Life can be poor, you are warm.
Although I spent a short time with her, I was very happy.
As long as you are happy, your happiness is my happiness!
Will I be the happiest person? Really looking forward to it!
People are not tired, don't sleep, and pay their hearts, which is really hard to take back. Why are you treating me like this?
I'm tired, so I paralyze myself with drunkenness! ! ! Then you won't feel too tired.
Someone loves me deeply and is satisfied. I hope I can enjoy my baby's affection for me for a long time. No one in this life will care about me like you, and I will miss your baby forever.
It's really hard to learn to be content with life! Make yourself happy! Come on, adjust yourself!
Wine can add fun at the right time and make people crazy when they are frustrated. Just for a glass of wine, I blurted out hurtful words and made my love sad. I'm sorry! Bull, I gave up drinking after you left, and I won't have a chance to make you angry in the future.
If you don't love or know, you can laugh for ten years and cry without sorrow!
I have been thinking about others, only to find that I am worthless in the eyes of others, but I am scarred and miserable.
Our meeting came from the arrangement of heaven, and everything we experienced was only clear in our hearts, love and sadness!
How can you not be tired of taking care of others and fulfilling their grievances?
I treat you well, but how do you treat me? I understand you, but you can understand me, even for a moment. But you didn't
Don't cover everything: the rest of your life is precious, please don't waste it!
Only a stupid woman can take care of others and tire herself out, but she can't get the heartache of others.
Not all people let you treat them sincerely, but why can't I? My kindness has never been kindness.
You don't want to embarrass others, others will embarrass you even more.
I treat you well, but how do you treat me? I understand you, but you can understand me, even for a moment. But you didn't
Always think of others, who will think of you? Don't take some things too well. Think about your own scars and you will understand whether that person was good before or gave up.
If you save face for others, others will hurt you more, so people have to put away that unnecessary kindness!
I really gave, and he really treated me, but I hurt him and didn't care about his feelings. I regret it. But he was afraid and refused to forgive me again. I can't accept separation, I really can't let go. What should I do?
You and I have never had an orgasm.
Fire can be used to test gold,
Try that women can use gold,
See if men can use women.
Sometimes,
The biggest blow to men,
Not "I'm in love with someone else."
But "you and I have never had an orgasm!" "
Last night,
The hotel is full,
Countless girls have lost their virginity again.
Happily,
Lying in bed is someone else's future wife.
Sadly,
Your future wife doesn't know whose bed she is lying in.
Even more tragic is that,
She lost her virginity in an 80-dollar hotel,
Now she won't marry you unless you have a flat house of 1 000 yuan.
The tears that women shed in bed,
More than anywhere else.
Men lie in bed,
More than anywhere else.
So men and women should not stay in bed all the time.
We are eager to have sex,
Even if it's just a moment of beauty.
The lights are dim,
Have fun.
Men gasp and pee,
The woman gave a slight moan.
But sex is not the whole of life,
So we quietly got out of bed again.
After the scenery,
Nature is a mess.
Behind the excitement,
This is an unbearable sight.
Underwear, wet wipes, panic, weakness, dodge …
Men are not most proud of how many women they have slept with.
But having a woman,
Willing to let him sleep for a lifetime;
What women are most proud of is not how many men they have.
But her man,
How many women are willing to refuse for her.
Men,
Withstand temptation;
Woman,
Be tolerant of loneliness.
Men have six looks:
Like ordinary people,
Cheating like a thief,
Dating is like a ghost,
Sleep like a wolf,
When you're done, like a pig,
Like a cat in front of lovers.
Women also have six looks:
Like a virgin in front of a man,
Eating snacks is like a mouse.
Like talking and laughing like honey,
Go to bed like crazy,
Screaming like you're dead,
When you reach orgasm, it's like dying.
Don't laugh,
You too.
If you say to a beautiful woman:
I want to sleep with you.
That's a hooligan.
But if you say:
"I want to get up with you."
That's Xu Zhimo.
Sex is the end of a man's relationship,
But it is the beginning of a woman's feelings.
The first time in after making love,
The men decided to start looking for the next girl to fuck,
The woman down there,
But I just decided to face this man lying on top of me.
Decide what's best for him.
Tell a woman a sad reality,
Never assert how loyal your man is,
Let alone test him.
You know,
Men don't care whether they are loyal or not,
Temptation alone is not enough.
After I made it clear when to give money after having sex with the opposite sex,
The specific definition is as follows:
I gave it to a prostitute afterwards.
A week later, I gave it to my sexual partner.
Give it to your lover monthly,
Quarterly rations are kept in custody,
Give it to your mistress all the year round,
I gave my wife a lifetime,
Never give a confidante.
Suggestion:
Be sure to pay the money quickly,
Otherwise, the nature is different,
The processing results vary greatly.
There are two kinds of men,
A lecherous,
One is very lewd.
There are two kinds of women,
One is to pretend to be pure,
One is impure.
The way to attract a man is not to let him have it.
The way to attract women is the opposite.
Is to satisfy her.
Men,
The upper body is cultivation, and the lower body is essence;
Woman,
The upper body is bait and the lower body is trap.
People in China have always said that westerners are too casual.
You can have sex the first time you meet.
Westerners have always said that people in China are too casual.
Get married the last time you have sex.
"Sleep together?
I promise I won't mess around. I will hug you. "
"I'll put it in, put it in a little bit,
Promise me not to move. "
Two classic lies of men,
Since ancient times, there have been many beautiful women courageously following!
A man paid, opened his heart, cut off his genitals,
He loves you.
A man who pays, confides and doesn't dig out his genitals,
He has a crush on you.
A man who spends money on genitals but doesn't show his heart,
He is supporting you.
The most shameless thing is to dig only genitals.
A man who doesn't pay and doesn't talk,
He's playing you!
Youmu has such an age,
Love is too late, marriage is too early,
Spend money. No, it's too difficult to make money.
Play. Not interested,
Work. Did not graduate,
It's too young to be with the post-80 s,
Too old for the post-90s generation.
What are you talking about?
What's it like not being in love?
1. Others changed several objects, and I also changed several unrequited love objects.
2. Far away, no wife, no death, no Han.
3. I have never been in love, but I help my friends with advice.
4. Just being teased by the opposite sex means people like you.
I don't think I deserve any boy I like.
6. As long as there is a little teasing from the opposite sex, you can play a play in your mind, but you are afraid to touch it. Tell yourself in your heart, forget it. How can someone secretly love themselves and then become less and less willing to fall in love, but still envy others?
7. I seriously doubt that Yue Lao knitted long trousers with my red thread.
8. Ladies and gentlemen, whether you are in love or not, please remember that quality is better than quantity!
9. I want to confess to you, but I'm afraid you'll fuck me/master/
10. When I meet someone I like, my spring has finally come, but why doesn't he take the initiative? Forget it, I'm not chasing! When I met someone who introduced me, I thought, only people who can't find a date will go on blind dates. I'm not going! So caught in an infinite loop
1 1. I have been single for a long time, and I feel good when I see the kitten and puppy on Tik Tok.
12. Think of a little bit of liking as liking, and I have forgotten what I once liked. After all these years, I still can't forget him.
13. I don't know how to start at all, whether to make an appointment or confess first.
14. I directed several love dramas for myself. I think there must be a fire.
15. When you like someone, you dare not confess, for fear of rejection. When others like me, I am afraid of being cheated. I am always in a state of fear and doubt. When others approach me, I want to alienate myself and don't want to approach others actively, but I hope someone will approach me actively, but I am afraid of being cheated at first.
16. I have a person I like for a long time in my heart. Finally, I can't tell whether I like it or not, so that I won't like anyone in the future.
17. My sister keeps saying she doesn't want to talk about it, but I always see her hungry.
18. Actually, I'm fine. That's why I'm single, solo.
19. Didn't you ask me indirectly what it was like to be ugly?
20. I want to talk about a vigorous love all day, and I have imagined n kinds of pictures with people I like.
2 1. As long as there is a slight tease from the opposite sex, you can play a play in your mind, but you are afraid to touch it. Tell yourself in your heart, forget it. How can someone secretly love themselves and then become less and less willing to fall in love, but still envy others?
22. Three years ago, I joined a single group of 300 people, and it was agreed that whoever got married would quit the group. Three years later, I became the group owner.
23. In fact, the most essential reason for being single is not being ugly, but not only being ugly but also being disgusted with others.
24. When you meet a sweet story, you will have a throbbing heart, but you are afraid to find someone to smash it into slag to add to your jam.
25. When you like someone, the first reaction is inferiority.
26. Always help others analyze emotional problems and often persuade others to break up.
27. I tell my friends every day that I want to fall in love, as long as men don't choose, but in fact I understand that I am still too picky.
28. I cooked for the first time today and burned my arm; I can't tell the direction by taking the underground passage. I walked for more than ten minutes, then gave up and took the road. My best friend suddenly told me that she didn't want to struggle in this city and wanted to go to another place. I'm so sad, but I have no one to talk to, so I just want to find someone to pity me.
29. I know what it feels like to like someone secretly, but I forget what it feels like to be liked.
30. You should believe that someone is coming to you over the mountains, and the length of waiting is equal to the depth of happiness. Rather than saying that I don't want to fall in love, I have been expecting the best person. And I have always believed in a creed: the throb of love will fade one day, and I hope to leave it to the most worthy person. So, before he comes, try to improve yourself and make yourself worthy of him. Besides, I believe he must be excellent.
3 1. People who don't have a crush are fine. The hardest thing is the secret love. Every day, I guess my heart is slowly disappointed and gradually becomes a person full of sadness.
32. I also long for a person, longing for soft lips and seamless hugs, but who is not in a hurry to have the best of themselves? Leave it to the best people and look forward to meeting all the lovers in the world.
33. I always feel that I don't deserve anyone, and at the same time I feel that no one deserves me.
34. I have little experience with the opposite sex. When you are with boys, you will be inexplicably nervous and at a loss.
35. As long as the opposite sex is slightly embarrassed, you can play a play in your mind. When you meet someone who has a good impression, you dare not touch them. Tell yourself in your heart, forget it. How can anyone have a crush on themselves?
Although I have never been in love, I have had several unrequited loves.
37. Sometimes I envy the couple I saw on the road, and sometimes I wonder if I will never meet the other half. Maybe sometimes, I will be ashamed that I haven't been in love for so long. But I really don't want to fall in love with someone casually, and I still hope to meet the right person.
Disappointing things have never disappointed me, and they have seriously disappointed me every time.
1, it's not that I don't want to fall in love, but I'm afraid to give it to the wrong person again.
I really want to hug you, but I can't help feeling the squeeze between you and me.
3. There is a deep love, that is, I don't contact, but I miss madness, but I don't bother, but I feel so distressed that I cry.
The cruelest sentence in this world is not that I'm sorry, nor that I hate you, but that we can never go back.
Disappointing things have never let me down, and they have seriously disappointed me every time.
6. The passing time, the retreating scenery, and you are drifting away.
7. I said I wouldn't write anything to you again, but that's all. What I said has to be combined with the situation at that time, so many things don't count. I just don't want to sleep now, or I miss you suddenly, so that I can tell you the truth and see you, and I can't say a lot.
8. The saddest distance in the world is when two people are far apart but don't know each other. Suddenly one day, they met and fell in love. The distance becomes very close. Then one day, they stopped falling in love, and the two people who were very close became far away, even farther away than before.
9. Every time I am disappointed, I will do one less thing to love you. Until the end, I will not take the initiative to find you, pack your things, delete your photos, and never look at you secretly again. It is time to say goodbye. Disappointment is accumulated day by day, and leaving is a long decision.
10, temporary relief, temporary heartache.
1 1. Life is a performance. Each of us has our own posture when we walk on the catwalk. Only by not caring about other people's thoughts and eyes can we walk out of our own posture.
12, every time has its value and should not be let down. The stupidest thing a person can do in this life is to pin all his hopes on a node in the future and ignore the fun of life itself.
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