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Philosophically, marriage, like housework, needs to be sorted out frequently.

1. People who talk less are not necessarily smart and brave, and they are not necessarily not serious when talking and laughing;

2. Charming beauty is not necessarily empty inside; Silly elder sister is not necessarily not clever and strange;

3. Young people's love is not necessarily smooth sailing, only ups and downs have true feelings;

4. Old people are not necessarily experienced, and young people are not necessarily incapable;

5. Being single is not necessarily unfortunate, and being rich does not necessarily bring misfortune;

6. We are poor, we have no money, and we should not be happy; Making more money from wealth is the original intention;

7. Arrogance, ruthlessness, mania and indifference are not words used by good people; Strong, full, free, struggling, enterprising and pessimistic people have no chance.

8. Reservation: It's not good for you to argue too much, it's self-restraint. Don't rush to express your position or express your opinions at ordinary times, which will make people unpredictable. Cautious silence is shrewd avoidance.

9. Never exaggerate: exaggerating is harmful to the facts and makes people doubt your point of view. Smart people restrain themselves, show a cautious attitude, speak concisely and never exaggerate themselves. Overestimating yourself is a lie. It will destroy

10. A bad reputation has a bad influence on your interpersonal relationship. It is detrimental to your elegance and intelligence.

1 1. Adapt to the environment: survival of the fittest, don't spend too much energy on trivial matters, and maintain the relationship between colleagues. Don't show off yourself every day, or others will get bored with you. People always have a sense of freshness. People who show a little every day will make people live.

12. I hope you won't bury your talents.

13. learn from each other's strengths. In the communication with friends, we should treat everyone with a modest and friendly attitude. Take friends as teachers, combine useful knowledge with humorous words, and your words will certainly be affected.

14. When it comes to praise, what you hear must be learning.

15. Simplicity: Simplicity can make people happy, like and accept. Speaking long and tedious will make people feel confused and bored, and you will not achieve your goal. A concise tone will definitely make you get twice the result with half the effort.

16. Don't be conceited: don't always talk about your own advantages, always show off your own advantages in front of others, which will belittle others and raise yourself invisibly, which will make others look down on you even more.

17. Never complain: complaining will make you lose credibility. When what you do is not successful, you should have the courage to admit your own shortcomings and try to make things complete. A moderate review of yourself will not make people look down on you. Instead, it always emphasizes objective reasons and complains about this and that.

18. It will only make others look down on you.

19. Don't lie and break your promise: Lying to friends and colleagues will lose their trust and make them stop trusting you, which is your biggest loss. Avoid boasting, do what you say, and don't say what you can't do.

20. Long-term vision: It is easy to think of poverty when you are rich. The wise man is going to spend the winter. Make more friends. Keep good relations between friends and colleagues, and one day you will pay attention to people or things that seem unimportant now.

2 1. Know yourself: improve your best talent and cultivate other aspects. As long as we know our own advantages and grasp them, everyone will stand out in something.

22. The wind said: Although I have no color, I am free.

23. The earth is a rolling wheel and the sun is the axis of the annual rings.

24. Marriage, like housework, needs to be sorted out frequently.

25. Between husband and wife, betrayal is a psychotropic drug.

26. Women decorate themselves to hold themselves tighter.

27. Many people try to find a safe place to belong.

28. You don't know yourself, and you say others lie to you.

29. Every ending is tailor-made.

30. Every kind of life is built by everyone.

3 1. Trees cling to the land as humans cling to love.

32. When the fruit is ripe, squat down. All the strangers are on tiptoe.

If you can't control your life, you can only be at the mercy of the sun, moon and stars.

34. If you want to play, you must lay the background color first.

35. Stubbornness means never letting yourself go.

36. Advertisements are always magnified so that others can see them more carefully.

Act like a woman and think like a man.

1. Some people just leave and wait and never come back. Some people don't love, even if they don't love, it's just futile to insist.

I just want to watch the sea with you. I just want to see the future with you. Who ever thought that you had gone far and forgot to come back?

If you really love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.

It is normal to have a stomachache when I was a child. Now you have a stomachache. People say you have your period.

5. Now I only have chat records. What time are you coming back?

6. Maybe you have to despair once before you can live again.

7. Benefits of being a farmer: 1. Don't worry about industrial accidents; 2. Don't worry about air conditioning; 3. There is no intrigue; 4. Don't worry about discipline inspection; 5. Don't spend weekends exclusively.

8, the scholar does not go out and knows what's going on in the world.

9. For a moment, I wished time would stop forever. Just for a sentence I don't want to hear anyway.

10, the best friend is that when everyone thinks I make a mountain out of a molehill, she knows why I cry so much.

1 1. I usually laugh wildly and make fun of people, but I just don't want to be alone.

12, everything is just the past. Once upon a time, just a memory.

13, I've been following you, but you just don't look back.

14. Up to now, only chopsticks are available.

15, act like a lady and think like a man.

16, read 10 years of Chinese, it is better to talk about it for half a year.

17, I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of those dependencies that may be lost at any time.

18, the only thing that won't leave you this season is mosquitoes.

19, life doesn't have to be perfect, but it must be wonderful enough.

Everyone understands the truth, but it is difficult to control small emotions.

2 1, I love you without lying, exaggeration, falsehood and lies.

22. The so-called rainbow is just that as long as the heart is transparent, light can reflect hope.

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

24. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but beauty is an idiot!

25. Learn to tolerate people who hurt themselves, because they are pitiful and everyone has their own difficulties.

26, desperately drunk, just to find an excuse to cry.

27. Finding your own fault is diagnosis, finding something for yourself is tempering, analyzing yourself as a confidant, and laughing at yourself is encouragement!

As time goes by, nothing seems to have changed, but when you look back, everyone has changed.

29. Attachment to you is like an unbreakable knot, and there is no turning back.

30. I have loved and hated, but I am not willing to be ordinary.

3 1, our life is a gift, and we can get it only by giving our lives.

I will be your last baggage when you are poor.

Advertisements always appear at the best time, and you always leave when I love you the most.

34. Just like my world, the sun suddenly disappeared. Isn't this just in line with the despair at that time?

35. With you, I learned to be strong and brave. I really can't live without you.

36. I am just a child who loves to talk nonsense, swearing in a childish voice.

If you are badly hurt by him, please thank him for his kindness and torture. Before we met, thanks to him, you matured.

38. A person's weakness is that he likes to sit in the right position too much.

39. At that time, I had a small waist. Now I sigh in vain.

40. The ugliest girls and boys in the class are called class flowers and class grass by the classmates. There is wood in your class.

4 1, I suddenly found that I love your first letter, which is very fun to add up.

I want to win your heart with all my money.

43. I admit that I am ordinary, but I have been trying to catch up.

Don't live like underwear. No one can find you.

1. The world is a big book. Instead of walking around, you will always see the same page.

2, greed: is the most real poverty, satisfaction: is the most real wealth.

We must seek victory in failure and hope in despair.

Even if you climb to the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.

I have failed and been depressed.

6. The real greatness of a person is that he can realize his own smallness. Paul

7. Life doesn't need make-up, stick to your ideals and go your own way.

8. In this impetuous society, what we lose is a hundred times more important than what we pursue, but we still rush to the finish line without hesitation.

9. Turn sweat into pearls and dreams into reality!

10, the process of doing business is a process of constantly encouraging others to relax their vigilance while keeping themselves highly vigilant.

1 1. Only by believing in yourself can we win the trust and affirmation of others and shorten the distance to success.

12. Success is the ability to move from one failure to another without losing confidence.

13, history, only the name is true; Fiction, only the name is fake.

14, where there is a will, there is a way.

15, don't live like underwear, no one can find you.

16, the energy is as big as the thought.

17, fake life is also your own.

18, when someone says that you have changed, it is only because you no longer live in their way.

19, fate is not to muddle along, nor to follow the trend, but to do our best to listen to destiny.

20. If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight/calculation/yellow calendar/

2 1. People who love you may not know you, but those who know you will feel bad for you.

22. He and she live in the same building. Unfortunately, he likes to pass by.

23, the so-called maturity is from tadpoles to frogs, not from small tadpoles to big tadpoles.

Will you miss me for a second when you are free?

25. Advice when most needed is unpleasant, but good medicine tastes bitter, which is beneficial to the line (Shihou)

26, Dapeng day downwind, soaring in Wan Li. Lipper

27, remember your value, it will not depreciate because of your indecent appearance, but gold will shine one day.

28. Do you remember the person who didn't know what stomachache meant and dragged you to the canteen to ask for boiled water?

29. Only if you can't afford to lose can you win.

30. In fact, at the moment you want to give up, tell yourself to stick to it, stick to it, and it will pass.

3 1, the real joy of life is to die for a great goal. Bernard Shaw's

32. Strong self-confidence can make ordinary people do amazing things. Ma Erdun

33. We all accept what happened, even if we can't be happy, we can at least accept it calmly.

34. Education method is the starting line of children's life! What parents believe, what children will think.

35. Some efforts are not rewarded, just like holding a cooked seed and expecting it to germinate.

36. A lover is like a piece of coarse cloth. Although not beautiful, it can keep out the cold. Lovers are like fashion. They feel beautiful, but they can't be worn out.

You are lucky to be different, so please never change.

Don't judge your success or failure by what you have done, but by what you will do.

39. Life is easy, life is easy, and life is not easy!

40. Temperance, honesty, preciseness, decisiveness, frugality, diligence, prudence, fairness, generosity, neatness, composure, honesty and modesty.

4 1, the leaves leave, is the pursuit of the wind, or the tree does not stay.

42. What is success? That is, after all the roads leading to failure, there is only one road left, and that is the road to success.

43. We should bite the bullet and go all out to do one thing well; Otherwise, we will accomplish nothing. -Hitler

44. The more mature the husband who is deeply loved by his wife, the less mature the wife who is spoiled by her husband.

45. Love yourself under all circumstances.

46. The highest ideal in life is to seek truth.

47. Ask not what others have done for you, but what you have done for others.

48. Staring at other people's heights, we not only lose our own heights, but also lose our inner standing place.

Make sentences with images.

1, like the sun, then you have more warmth.

It's raining harder and harder, as if heaven had cracked a hole.

The more you read, the less you remember in your mind, which is inversely proportional. After reading a lot, his brain is like a dense blackboard.

4. The sky is blue as a wash and clean as a brush.

A person loses his usual job, as if something is missing in his life.

6. There is indeed a large cluster of cliff chrysanthemums hanging down from the cliff top at sunset, like a golden waterfall.

7. Only by standing higher can we see farther. The more we know, the more we gain. Therefore, only by constantly knowing ourselves and ourselves can we have a giant-like physique and two generations of extraordinary wisdom, and we can be in an invincible position.

He suddenly moved, as if he had a good idea.

There is a ceramic in the fire, which is as hard as a stone and as red as a brick.

10, aloe is a tenacious plant. Although born in the south, it is not as delicate as other southern plants, and it will die without water. It is as tenacious as a cactus.

1 1. He kept moaning and sighing as if something was bothering him.

12, at this time, he seems to have been an enemy of money and desperately spent money.

13, Chlorophytum is not as beautiful and noble as peony, nor as gorgeous as Chinese rose, but it is dedicated to unknown people. Its green is full of vitality, and its due diligence is admirable.

14, Yantai pear, big yellow skin, like a gourd with a big belly. Take a bite, and the sweet pear water will flow on your tongue and seep into your throat, just like eating honey.

15, others stared at him silently, as if fascinated.

16. Snowflakes dance in the air like a group of lovely elves, moist as jade and light as catkins, and are blown around by the wind.

17, she looks sad, as if she has been worried and scared.

18, the girl's heart is pounding. My face is as red as frosted apricot leaves.

19, like grass, then you are stronger.

It's cloudy. It looks like rain.

2 1, I can't say why, it seems to be an instinct.

22. Cotton looks like an orange, with one petal and five petals. Every shiny cotton petal is wrapped in a brown shell.

23. A fluffy snowball is like a rabbit's short tail.

24. What a beautiful car! Brand-new, shiny, light yellow, like a mirror can shine on people.

Of course, nothing is sloppy, but everything is a little dusty, as if the owners of these things have never scolded their servants.

26. The maple leaves here are as red as blood, which has dyed the whole mountain red.

27. The most striking thing is that clever little mouth, with crimson lips as bright as pomegranate flowers.

28. Chimpanzees have long black hair, a red ass and a red face. There are many wrinkles on their faces. Like an old lady in her seventies and eighties, with her mouth wide open and protruding forward.

29. Miss Chunyu walked across the grass and saw grass babies playing. A drop of sweat oozed from his head. It rained in a hurry, like a shower, and gave the grass a hot bath.

30. Growth requires affection, but some people think that growth does not require affection. Because they grew up in the shadow of affection, they knew nothing about it. I, on the other hand, long for my family, just like a man who longs for water in the desert.

3 1, the scenery of Yunnan Shilin, like a pacesetter in line, stands tall!

32. The profession of teacher is great and sacred. He gave silently, but asked for nothing in return. Since ancient times, how many people have praised teachers' poems, and how many people can be as selfless as teachers?

33. With a bang, the oil at the bottom of the pot blew the eggs like balloons, bulging and round. At this time, the fragrance slowly floated out, and then the egg was turned upside down. Eggs are yellow and round, just like the moon.

34. In the evening, the howling of birds goes through the dusk and echoes back and forth in the sky. There is also a toad cry like a ball, like a bubble floating on a pond.

35. Mom's smile in the photo is so charming, as if it happened yesterday.

36. Time and events are going on smoothly, as if they are cooperating with me.

37. Her mind is motionless and silent, as if she were paralyzed. It took a while to run on.

38. Her face is full of excitement, just like the blooming Shandandan flowers on the hillside.

39. Her dance is as elegant as a breeze and as light as white clouds.

40. Where the petiole grows on the stem, six or seven branches of the filament protrude from the opposite side. Every silk is as bright red as a snail's tentacles and new leaves. This is the foot of Parthenocissus tricuspidata.

4 1, ah, that's Guo Zhenshan! What a big man stands tall in the crowd, just like a small waterfowl, and his loud voice is talking to the people gathered around him.

42. Flowers are beautiful, just like elegant girls dancing. Flowers are really fragrant, just like honey with a pungent smell; Flowers are really clear, just like slim girls.

43. He quickly grasped it in his hand and looked around with rebellious eyes, as if this wasteland was going to take it away.

44. If you like the sky, then you are broader.

45. Wisdom is seeing things clearly. The so-called wisdom is that people can use what they already know and know to analyze things clearly and study them thoroughly, just as they can see things clearly with their eyes.

He kept giving them orders as if they were his servants.

He went on talking as if nothing had happened.

48. The spider ran back and forth between two branches like a swing. From its tail, a bright filament appeared, and finally it was woven into an oval spider web.

49. At this moment, there was a loud bang, as if to lift the sidewalk.

The clerk raised an arm feebly, as if to protect himself.

5 1. The child moved as if waking up from a dream.

52. The bright moon hangs high in the light blue sky, and the moonlight pours down like running water, and the earth is silvery white.

He shook his head as if to clear his head.

54. The straight cypress stands in obscurity like a soldier; The tall pine tree stands proudly in the cold wind, like a brave soldier; The huge banyan tree is like a big umbrella, bravely resisting a blue sky and protecting flowers and trees.

55. At night, it is more mysterious. Against the background of the surrounding scenery, the bridge looks even more magnificent. The five towers are as tall as five constellations, making the whole bridge deck look like daylight.

56. Snowflakes are as bright as pearls, jumping around in the air like a group of lively and lovely elves, and dotted the vast night sky like stars.

The little girl has blonde hair like an ear of corn.

58. Competitors are like grindstones. They made us very sharp, and then we started to cut off our competitors.

59. It's best to forget what you are worried about when you walk. You might as well come out and have a try. All the troubles will fly away like wings.

60. Be like a big tree when you are frustrated. If you are cut, you can grow longer. It is also like a weed. Although it is trampled underfoot, it can still live bravely.

6 1. His red face shines like an apple ripe in September.

62. The charge began, and the soldiers rushed to the enemy like tigers coming down the mountain.

63. It can be seen that Hu Xing is bearing the weight of these activities with a tough endurance. Tears flooded her red and golden eyes like a lake.

64. Childhood is like a meteor in the sky, but it quickly dissipates in the brightness.

They completely ignored these facts as if they didn't exist.

66. Snow, like jelly beans, flies in the air, not rushing to land, as if reluctant to part with the ice palace where you live! Small snowflakes are as light as smoke and as clean as jade. There is a lot of enthusiasm, falling from the sky.

67. The male mandarin duck has gorgeous feathers, brown back, white abdomen, a crest on the top of his head and long white eyebrows behind his eyes, as if he had just put on makeup.

68. Even if you do four sets of broadcast gymnastics on cloudy days, you won't feel too hot. No matter how you jump, you won't sweat like before, and all your clothes will stick to you wet.

Chrysanthemums come in various shapes, some of which float freely like girls' freshly washed hair.

70. His eyes looked at her carefully, as if he were desperately looking for something he didn't find from her.

7 1 She stood in clusters of red roses, looking particularly beautiful against the western red sun, as dazzling as a flower fairy who had just come down to earth, and her innocent face was deeply imprinted in my mind.

72. Literature is like a fire in a stove. We borrow fire from others, light ourselves, pass it on to others, and let everyone have it.

73. The short time from five to eight sometimes seems endless.

He is so absorbed in his study that he seems to be possessed.

75. The continuous spring rain has started again. Raindrops, like embroidery needles, wear in every corner, fall on leaves and turn around like beads. At this time, the whole country was immersed in silence, and my heart calmed down.

76. A breeze blew, and the snow on the branches fluttered with the wind, just like a goddess scattering flowers.

77. Time flies, and the sun and the moon fly. In a blink of an eye, time flies by us like a galloping horse, and our work ends like a shining golden meteor.

78. The wind died down, as if afraid of waking them up.

Strawberries seem to be carefully selected, each one is about the same size, as big as my thumb. The top is pointed and the end is round and big, just like the usual heart-shaped pattern. The surface is not smooth, like many small spots.

80. There are three steps in time: the future comes late, the present flies like an arrow, and the past stands still forever.

8 1, he returned to the wooden house and began to count our supplies, as if nothing existed around him.

Cicada likes singing very much. There is a cymbal-like instrument in the cavity behind its wings. That's not enough. We need to put a castanet on the chest to increase the intensity of the sound.

83. The blue sky is calm as a lake and transparent as glass.

84. The red Olympic flame attracted many people, with narrow leaves spread out and a flower like the red torch in the middle, which is the origin of its name.

85. My mother's love is as broad as the sea and as gentle as moonlight, which brings me infinite warmth.

She works hard as if she never gets tired.