Copywriting that can make people laugh and show their abs

1. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

2. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out

3. Although I was poor before, I was happy, but it is different now Not only was he poor, but he was also unhappy.

4. It’s really boring, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also go around it.

5. What’s wrong with people being fat? What's wrong with no money? What happened to non-mainstream? So I will raise my head and show you that I am not only short and poor, but also ugly.

6. I am a little bird. No matter how high I fly, I can’t fly high because the cage is only that high!

7. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds were rescued by leaders in the city, while those without backgrounds were beaten to death with a stick!

7. The same bottle of drink costs five yuan in a convenience store and sixty yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location. 0

9.Why are you myopic? In order to look at things in the world lightly, I blurred my eyes.

1 An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

11. Where is the fear of choice? It’s not because of poverty; how can there be any indecisiveness? Not because of cowardice.

12. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

13. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did, and you found someone to wait with you.

14. If you feel that you are as tired as a dog all day long. You really misunderstood. No dog is as tired as you.

15. I don’t care if my friends are black or not, because they are not as black as me.

15.?The rich are all uncles! But it’s even worse if you don’t pay back the money you owe!

17. After ten years of continuous hard work and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant and ignorant boy to an ignorant and ignorant young man.

18. The two main reasons why you can’t finish your homework are sitting next to a funny guy with a mobile phone in his hand.

19. During the Chinese test, I always felt that I was British; during the English test, I felt that I was Chinese; during the math test, I realized that I was an alien! 2. When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don’t despair. At least your judgment is still right. 21. Please don’t call me by my name during final exam week. Please call me Guoer!

22. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. I’m just hiding my strength. Have you ever seen Doudizhu become the king in the first place?

23. I like to waste money, but I don’t have money, so I have no choice but to waste time, because time is money. Wasting time is procrastination. You see that I am procrastinating on the surface, but in fact I am showing off my wealth.

24. Poverty limits so many things. Why doesn’t it limit my weight?

25. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandma, and called a rabbit by my mother. When I grow up, I am called a single dog by others. This is the history of a person's life.

26. Today a foreigner asked me for directions. I exchanged English with him and we were evenly matched. He didn’t understand what I said, and I couldn’t understand what he said.