Funny sentences about pretending to be cool

1. It only takes a group of bad friends to ruin your cold words.

2. Every time I finish my homework and sit at my desk to sort out the materials, I feel as if I have just finished broadcasting the news broadcast.

3. Even if I have bangs in school, I have to find my parents. If my grades don’t improve, why does it depend on my hairstyle?

4. Don’t think that if you are rich and handsome, your life will be smooth sailing. No regrets, Quan Zhilong is 27 years old and still does not have my WeChat account.

5. Don’t think that just because you are pretty, I will fall in love with women like you.

6. Other people’s stomachs are called Wei, and mine are called Wei Plus.

7. If you feel that you are as tired as a dog all day long, you are really misunderstood. Even dogs are not as tired as you.

8. Why should good-looking people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

9. A man and a woman were on a blind date. The woman was dressed very coquettishly and held a 6S in her hand without raising her head. The woman asked, “Do you have a room?” The man said, “Three bedrooms and two living rooms. "Within one ring" Female: "It's okay, where's the car?" Male: "Audi A6" The female put away her phone and looked up: "Where's the deposit?" Male: "7 digits" The female's face beamed: "Where's the salary?" Man: "My monthly salary is 5 digits after tax." The woman smiled charmingly and said, "I'm very satisfied." Man: "It's useless if you're satisfied, I don't want you."

10. Don’t say I’m arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

11. "What is the most severe form of racial discrimination you have ever seen?" "56 ethnic groups, 55 bonus points."

12. If you want to know anything, just me , I will take this set.

13. I was watching TV with my wife, and a news survey happened to be broadcast: "70% of men want to have extramarital affairs." I immediately confessed to my wife: "I definitely belong to the 30% of men, really. , otherwise, God will strike like lightning!" At this time, the TV continued to say: "The other 30% of men have already had extramarital affairs."

14. Those who are handsome can play keys, but those who are ugly can be handsome. Playing golf is like shoveling shit.

15. Dear female colleagues, please don’t charge me. My wife has caller ID.

16. It doesn’t mean that equality between men and women is now implemented. Why can’t I go to the women’s restroom?

Hope to adopt it, thank you!