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Ask and answer the provocative routine.

Ask and answer the provocative routine.

Ask and answer about provocative routine love stories. In our love life, there will be many emotional changes, and it is difficult for couples to last for a long time. Sometimes we can promote our feelings through the following language. Here are some provocative questions and answers.

Challenge routine Q&A 1 1 "I know three people who like you"

"Who is it?"

"Me, me, me."

2. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods"

"What method"

"Love me, love me, love me, love me"

3. "Follow Laozi"

"Then what?"

"I let you sleep happily."

4. "Why can compasses draw circles?"

"why"

"Because its heart has never changed."

5. "I used to hate girls hesitating."

"What about now?"

"But now I suddenly feel really comfortable."

6. "I have high requirements for bedding."

"So?"

"I am most satisfied with finding you so far."

7. "Being with you is like drinking."

"What do you mean?"

"I always want to do it first."

8. Do you still love me?

"What about love? What about not loving? "

"If I love you, I will catch the tortoise for you. If I don't love you, I will catch you. "

9. "Everyone can't help yearning for beauty."

"So?"

"Just like I can't help liking you."

10, "I hope every girl can marry love"

"Thank you"

"You marry me."

1 1, "Eat a delicious candy"

"Then what?"

"Want to share with your mouth"

12, "Go and look in the mirror"

"why"

"See if my boyfriend is handsome?"

13, "I finally know that I have never had a girlfriend."

"why"

"Because I have never seen you."

14, "White wedding dress, holding flowers, what's the name of this song?"

"Let's get married"

"good"

15, "Today is something special"

"What is it?"

"I miss you very much"

16, "Do you know why boys are taller than girls?"

"why"

"Because God knows that boys must bow to their wives."

17, "You must come when I get married"

"Why?"

"Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."

18, "Please watch your mouth."

"What's the matter?"

"Because I can't help kissing it."

19, "Shall we go for a drink?"

"What wine to drink"

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20 "I have bad news for you"

"What bad news?"

"My thoughts about you are not simple."

2 1, "I want to ask for leave"

"What left?"

"Please marry me."

22. "I am less and less like myself now."

"Then what kind of person are you?"

"Like your husband."

23. "I want to change my style recently."

"What shape?"

"I can't do it without you."

24. "Can you smile?"

"Why?"

"Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

25. "Let's play 123 wooden head."

"123 freeze"

"I give up"

"why"

"Because my heart is moving."

Q&A on love stories of provocative routines II. A particularly sweet and provocative love story.

1, it is false to want to drink with you, but it is true to want to get drunk in your arms.

I want to stay and live with you, share some hardships and enjoy some happiness occasionally. If you don't want to, I will accompany you through the most difficult days, no matter what.

I hope you will always be by my side as a lover.

4. Eat a big barrel of popcorn with you, drink a huge cup of juice with you, and walk with you no matter how long the road is.

5, like you, no skills, sincere and savage.

6, time flies, passion is dull, let me accompany you through the ordinary. Please believe that as long as my heart is still beating, it is beating because of you.

7. Love is simple, but you are me. Fight for a while, live a good life and help each other until they are old.

8. If you are willing to be my little train and never cheat, then I am willing to be your little mermaid and never cheat.

I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

10, you are so precious to me that every minute you are by my side is the last, so I want to hug you constantly.

1 1, let us gradually become each other's Mr. Right, and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.

12, I am really lucky to see you and approach you in the vast sea of people. It is a small probability to like someone, so don't let go when you meet them.

13, true love is not without differences and quarrels; But as long as you are willing to tolerate, I am willing to insist.

14. If I confess one day, that person must be the best in the world. True love is that I touched your heart and you reassured me.

15, if life is a two-way street, please let me hold your hand and walk through the vast sea of people, and I will never get lost.

16, don't be afraid, you will meet such a person eventually, who will spend his whole life carefully collecting you and putting you in a good place for a long time.

17, the best love is probably that I worship you as a hero and you love me as a child.

18, I have thought about all the difficulties and obstacles in the future. I have been thinking about it for many days, thinking that the whole person is sneaking around, but at this moment I still can't help but want to tell you impulsively: I just want to spend my life with you.

19, although there is no affectionate confession and no sincere commitment, we become each other's only one in letting nature take its course. The rest of my life is long. I am willing to hold hands with you in the wind and rain and grow old together in the plain.

20. Because of the vast sea of people, meeting you is the most beautiful accident. Everyone hopes to meet someone in the best years, but it is often when they meet someone that they will have the best years. As long as you don't let go, I can love you for a long time.

2 1, I give you my whole soul, together with its quirks, small temper, flickering, 1800 kinds of faults. Really annoying, only one thing is good. I love you.

22. To love someone is to want to hear his voice; To love a person is to look at his face; Love you, don't need to use gorgeous language to decorate; Love you, hide in my heart, warm in your heart!

23. When you ask me how much I love you, it is probably that I will fall in love with you a hundred times after meeting you again.

24. I like you, your eyebrows and your temper, not you.

25. You smell the best, and you look the best when you smile. When you are with me, I have never envied anyone, and I really want to accompany you through this life.

26. The door of thinking is just ahead. Push it away, it is bright sunshine, and you will encounter brilliant glory. Riding on the wings of dreams, no matter how far the earth is and how high the sky is, let us fly freely, victory is ahead, and you have hope if you dream! May you be happy and auspicious and realize your dreams!

27, you are the head of the sky, I am the cloud in the sky, the sky contains clouds, clouds miss the sky, I can't fly without you; You are a charming night, and I am the star in the night. The stars set off the stars and decorate the night. I can't shine without you. Love you forever.

28. People will meet about 29.2 million people in their lifetime, and the probability of two people falling in love is 0.000049. You see, I did such a difficult thing, and it was still you. How lucky I am.

29. I want you to be the second happiest person in the world. Don't ask why you are not the first, because let me know you and I will be the happiest person in the world.

30. The world is so big that we may never meet, but we just meet in the vast sea of people, that is, it is love at first sight, that is, love. So, dear, even if you and I are in a long-distance relationship now, we should cherish the fate and cherish this sincere love.

3 1. Every man has a heroic dream in his heart, and he can surrender to the world and the woman he loves. When you say this sentence, he will think it is an affirmation to him. You know, a man's confidence comes from a woman's determination. He is most afraid that you will laugh at his incompetence. No way!

32. Everyone has a lot of pasts that they don't want to face. People who work hard but love the wrong ones, wishful dreams and fantasies generally fall into the trap. I never forgave myself for being so stupid, and then I learned to let go a little. After all, I seriously love the wrong person. I made this stupid decision after careful consideration. I feel that time has finally bought a bill for childishness. Although it is silly, it can be regarded as growth.

33, long life, like the most comfortable. You don't have to be excellent, I like it; I'm fine, as long as you don't resent it.

In the complicated world, the vast universe, the best thing I have ever done is to meet you.

35. In this life, people will meet many people, but only one will eventually enter their hearts. As long as he walks into your life, only he walks into your soul. He makes your life colorful, and he brings you happiness and warmth. Let you only wish for the rest of your life, live and die together!

Q&A 3 40 super sexy love words.

1 sir, the sea of suffering is endless, and then it was me.

2. I am a lovely little girl, and you are lovely.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my husband in the chest.

You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it!

This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

6. I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one!

7. "I want to buy a land from you."

"What land?"

"I am dead set on you."

8. It's better to chat with me on a cloudy day in Karen Mok, a rainy day in Stephanie and a sunny day in Jay Chou.

9. Don't make progress, miss you?

10, "Today is either you or me."

"You are so cute, I love you so much."

1 1, I'll give you a note because you love a line when you do it.

12, it's no use complaining, give me a hug!

13, Peggy piggy, you deserve me.

14, do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

15, fortunately, I miss you silently, otherwise you will be deafening.

16, Duan and you, I have to go.

17, my little girl was incompetent and failed to fan her lover to death. Please forgive me.

18, you are the joy of youth, and vice versa.

19, beef, pork and mutton, which kind of meat do you like? I see, this must be my pride.

20. There is nothing to be attentive to, no. . . . . . I like you very much!

2 1, leaves fall to the roots, I am yours.

22, abandon the dark and cast light!

23. Yun misses clothes, and I miss you.

24. "Guess where my heart is?"

"Left?"

"Wrong, on your side"

25. See what the world is like and meet you!

26. "I want to respect you and call you you later."

"Why?"

"Because then I can take you to heart."

27. If someone chases you, I will trip him.

28. I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.

29. "What do you bake first when you barbecue?"

"Barbecue first!"

"I will consider you first."

30. I couldn't avoid you on the first day.

3 1, do you know who I like? I don't know. Just look at the first word.

32, fascinated by your eyes, the Milky Way has traces to follow.

33. A broom can sweep the floor. What can a mobile phone do? You can scan my QR code!

Girl, I am as sure as a gun, all I need is a kiss!

35. I want to turn into snow and fall on my husband's shoulder.

Don't let me see you, or I will like you as soon as I see you.

37. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.

Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.

39.are you blind? Hit my heart?

You must be very tired today, right? I've been running around in my head all day