What are some humorous sentences about eating vegetarian food and making friends?

First, be vegetarian and eat less meat, never smoke and drink less, exercise more and have less desire, and live to be healthy in the eighties and nineties. Although we can't help the children, we don't burden them.

Secondly, my friend made an appointment for a few weeks to eat vegetarian food, and finally decided at noon. Twenty yuan a person, buffet style, a whole row of all kinds of porridge and soup, although vegetarian, but the quality is absolutely no less than meat dishes, cooking, fruit, vegetable salad, two people ate two big pots, eat to support. I can't have dinner. See if it can be completely digested and absorbed tomorrow morning. All because of greed!

Third, after a hard week, use the weekend to relax, travel with low carbon and eat more vegetarian food.

Fourth, I seem to be living in the life of an elderly Buddhist, eating vegetarian food, drinking porridge and being pious every day. The weather turned warmer in March, and my legs hurt just after I changed a pair of thinner pants.

Smart people don't take the money they earn to see a doctor, it is wise to be a vegetarian.