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What a dirty and realistic sex society.
People depend on money,
Men and women sleep.
When everything is done, don't say you are wrong.
It's dark and slippery, and the society is complicated. Who is more complicated than people?
On the surface, it's heart-to-heart, but in fact, everyone is fucking playing with their brains. No one can live without money!
I only trust two people in this world,
One is me and the other is myself. .....
A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night,
A woman's lies can deceive a man for life. ....
You can't please everyone.
Because not everyone is human. ...
The unattractive woman says that men are playboys.
Only incompetent men can say that women are realistic. ..
Why not hang your head on Tiananmen Square ~
If you love two people at the same time
Please choose the second one.
Because if you really like the first one,
You won't fall in love with the second.
Don't make your girlfriend look blue.
Because she is blue and you are green.
Don't let your boyfriend have beautiful women.
Because he is red, you two are yellow.
Today's society
It's no use cooking raw rice into mature rice.
Even if it turns into popcorn
What should run can still run.
Women love to wear makeup, and men love to lie.
Women wear makeup to deceive men's eyes.
Men lie to women.
They say men are liars,
Who knows how many men have been cheated by women.
Women always envy Kotaro for having a big pervert who loves her so much.
But I forgot the years when the wolf didn't catch sheep.
Kotaro never gave up on him.
Who said good night and went to bed?
Often still showing off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.
A person who has always been dissatisfied with his hairstyle.
Have something in common.
Refuse to admit that this is a matter of face.
Men, men, don't disturb women.
You are not allowed to smoke or drink.
Wait until one day she bothers others.
You will be happy, won't you?
Actually, it's good to be single.
You don't need to explain who you are with.
Talking about the real society
One of the secrets of happiness is to grasp the rhythm of love. Remind yourself of the current beat at any time, step on the right rhythm, stop when it is time, and leave when it is time; Enter when it is time to enter, and return when it is time to return.
Second, if, if we are still the same, none of us have been separated, we are still committed to waiting in the same place; If we have never doubted each other, and have not been mercilessly abandoned by the fleeting time, then we can still smile calmly and say hello? If we love while walking, and there are no lies to hurt our suspicions, can we really go to the ends of the earth and witness the seas run dry and the rocks crumble?
Third, the world is a neutral place. Nothing that happens to you is absolutely positive or negative. It is your explanation that makes it the power of positive or negative experience. The attitude in your mind determines whether its meaning is positive or negative. So the key to your happiness is your mentality, not your experience.
I am willing to shake hands with the world and make peace with it gently. Perhaps it was witnessing life and death that made me suddenly realize how much I wanted to meet someone and become a useful person. Principles are not so important, the bottom line is not so rigid, and compromise does not mean weakness. Let yourself relax and you can get rid of the heavy past.
1, remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed. God decides who is your relative. Fortunately, it leaves room for you to choose your friends. 3. Leave a place and the scenery will no longer belong to you; If you miss someone, that person will never have anything to do with you again. If you want something you have never had, you must do something you have never done.
The thought of missing Jimmy's quotations was originally simple, and you have been living in my heart for a long time. I look forward to seeing it, but I'm afraid to see it. I can't stop complaining about your lovesickness, but I dare not write poems for you all my life. My heart is like a ship, it can't carry too much. Every time I meet you in my dream, I am speechless.
When you find some mistakes, never go away. Always remember that in any relationship, you need love, not perfection. Don't give up a love because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is truth, not perfection.
Seven, how many mortals pass by, how many clouds pass by, a farewell, the world is scattered. Butterfly water sleeve dance breeze, Wen Yusheng smoke piano geometry; In the dream, the dream of selling incense to Iraqis is still the same, and abortion is still the same; Yuanyang drunk beside Qinhuai River, osmanthus flying in the palace. Drunk eyes, tears make people look good. My heart is still missing, my love is stranded and my life is scattered, but I can't leave that summer, and I will always leave my thoughts in that fleeting time.
Eight, she was drunk, you were hard, and then you two went to sleep.
Although I didn't come to this world because of you, I am more attached to this world because of you. If I can be with you, I will be grateful to the world; If I can't be with you, I will walk away silently, but I still won't lose my love and gratitude for the world. Thank God for letting me meet you, leave you and finish a poem created by God!
Ten, smart man+smart woman = romantic; A smart man+a stupid woman = pregnant; A stupid man+a smart woman = an affair; A stupid man+a stupid woman = marriage; A smart boss+a smart employee = profit; Smart boss+stupid employee = production; Stupid boss+stupid employee = overtime.
I never expect anyone to sympathize with me. It doesn't matter. The sky is falling, I'll carry it myself.
I admit that what I did was not good at all. Many times, I really can't stand it. I'm about to collapse. I don't know where there is so much pressure. I have changed and lost too much. I really can't accept many things, but I can't resist them. I can only get up crying and keep walking honestly.
Talk about real society, talk about social reality, and talk about mood phrases.
First, never underestimate the role of a good book. If a liar reads a good book, he will cheat more like a good man.
Second, there is no need to look back. Who is cursing you? If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back?
Third, don't open your eyes so wide. Let me ask you, in a hundred years, it will be yours.
I don't care if you have money, I only care if you have a future.
You should tolerate those who have different views from you, so that life will be easier. It will be painful for you if you keep trying to change him. Learn how to put up with him. You must learn how to tolerate him.
6. It is not a blessing for people to be afraid of you, and it is not a shame for people to bully you.
Seven, there is no perfect thing, and there is no perfect person. The key is to know exactly what you want. If you get what you want, you will definitely lose another part. If you want everything, you will get nothing.
Eight, the potential is endless, the blessings are endless, the base is endless, and the ingenuity is endless.
Nine, sometimes, a little insignificant affirmation means a lot to me.
Ten, Jiangshan's blood-stained picture scroll, how can it be a little cinnabar between your eyebrows, covering the world, but it is still prosperous.
I am a flower that doesn't bloom. I learned to wither before I learned to bloom.
Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.
Thirteen, living a day is a blessing, so we should cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.
Fourteen, if you don't think twice, you will always lose, and people can bear it without worrying.
Although we can't change the world around us, we should change ourselves and face it with love and wisdom.
Sixteen, its text is immortal for five hundred years, its people are immortal for one thousand years, and after one thousand years, everything will rot in the end of the world.
Seventeen, stab in the back, hard to prevent, how many people didn't find a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Eighteen, right. You are a popular lover, and I am a lonely patient. How can we be together is that I am naive.
Nineteen, this girl is too inexperienced and has never seen the world, so a Rolex follows. It is up to me. Crest is from.
Twenty, people who often think that others are paying attention to you, or want others to pay attention to you, will have a more troublesome life.
Twenty-one, who is a traveler, who is the wheel of life.
Twenty-two, who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, the endless sad spirit, and ultimately no one is who.
When you cling to something, you can only have it. If you are willing to let go, you will have a chance to choose something else. If a person insists on his own ideas in his heart and refuses to let go, then his wisdom can only reach a certain level.
Twenty-four, yes, I am so bad, how dare I expect someone to love me as much as my life.
If two people are destined to be together, they will eventually find a way to get back to each other.
Twenty-six, my life, laughing at others and hurting myself, is just a farce.
Twenty-seven, why comment on Pan Jinlian? Learn to be tolerant if you can understand, and try to understand if you can't. Life is full of disappointment. Every dead soul is crying. There is no woman who is naturally slutty, and there is no rich man after death. Why bother?
Twenty-eight, love is not charity, you can't give it casually. Feelings have no formula, no principle and no reason to follow. But people are still insisting and pursuing until they die.
Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for a person, the deeper you get.
Sometimes explanations are unnecessary, because enemies don't believe your explanations and friends don't need your explanations.
Thirty-one, how long has it been since we contacted each other? You never look back, but I always smile at you.
Thirty-two, saints seek the heart, not the Buddha; Fools have no intention of seeking Buddha.
33. If they can take you away, why should I stay?
Right and wrong happen every day. If you don't listen to nature, there will be nothing.
35. Those who praise and admire us are not famous teachers. Those who will tell us and guide us are good knowledge, and with them we will make progress.
No matter how good the grass is, donkeys can't be handsome horses. Perseverance, perseverance and practice, no matter how hard you work, you will not become a Buddha.
Thirty-seven years later, the ocean between you and her is deep. Do you think you still owe me a future?
Thirty-eight, I thought that at the beginning, when I was in love, I removed the bed and got together; Sigh now, I left the pillow mat after marriage and went my separate ways.
39. In this world, first-rate talents can make third-rate projects second-rate or better, but third-rate talents can make first-rate projects worse than third-rate.
Forty, the blood-stained picture scroll of Jiangshan, how can it be a little cinnabar in your brow, covering the world, but it is still prosperous.
41. If you see the faults and right and wrong of all beings every day, you should repent at once. This is an exercise.
Forty-two, instead of worrying about the social status quo, it is better to turn into self-confidence and pay a little love.
Forty-three, I hope you often tell yourself that I am the happiest person who hears Buddha. There is nothing but this happiness.
As long as you are by my side, I am the happiest person in the world, regardless of wealth or not.
45. When I am more and more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.
Forty-six, tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother?
47. You will call me frivolous in your heart, but what can you do to me?
Talking about mood phrases in real society
1, living is a very sad thing. Nothing is more terrible than disappointment, and nothing is not done. Even if all the important things can't be important in an instant, what else can't be lost, even if you don't look back, go ahead.
In this world, success is a very important thing for a man, but it is not necessarily the only or the most important thing. There are many people in this world who love us, and there are also many people who love us. They care about our feelings and have nothing to do with our success.
3. People should not be too kind. I don't believe it. One cannot trust others too much. I don't believe it. Don't be too naive. I still don't believe it. As a result, I came to today. No one can blame but themselves.
4. Some people come to the end of their lives, not afraid of being fooled, but afraid of their own life deterioration. Forget your previous unhappiness and start over. Life is for yourself. I don't care what others say.
What kind of life is what I want, because I'm not sure whether to love myself more or others more. It doesn't seem that important anymore. I just feel a little uncomfortable thinking about it. Those subtle things that only I know will always stay in my heart. Because my mood is occasionally turned over and buried, there is no laughter from others, let alone understanding from others.
Even if I don't get what I want, I won't complain. Meeting itself is a miracle, so what can we expect? Walking on your own road, who can predict what will happen at the next intersection?
7. You have to face life and society, but we still live in the stratosphere. It's sunny and sunny. You are about to enter the troposphere. Tonight we will say goodbye and move towards a different future, although we will be sad.
8. In this world, there are many people, many roads and many choices. So we don't know whether we live happily or painfully. If we didn't have so many choices, we might be more comfortable with some things.
9. People in the world run around every day, just like running water, day after day. Finally, the wheel of fate stopped for a day and life continued to cycle. Silently, no one remembers.
10, in life, there are always some light and shadow intertwined. There are some things you don't like, but you must do them. Some things, you promised, but you have to give up.
1 1. In life, we don't know how many people we will meet, but many people have become passers-by, and those smiles and voices have gradually drifted away with the passage of time.
12, trying to stop trying, the result is not the desired result, there is no more reason, just can't lose the original happiness.
13, after a year, I became stronger than before. No woman is worth my tears. No matter what a person is, he will grow up eventually.
14, how many nights, how many dawns. I always thought I was numb and indifferent to some things. However, when I calm down, I know I still have laughter and tears.
15, life is still like a glass of red wine, people who love life will taste endless beauty from it, hold it in their hands and observe it carefully. Its dark red color has the feeling of blood, which is the trace of life; Take a sip and leave it in your mouth. There is a hint of bitterness in its sweetness, which is as complicated and confusing as life. Take a sip, and the lingering fragrance is refreshing and beneficial for life.
16, the more people who have nothing, the more likely they are to be angered. Just say one word and you will fly into a rage. Like weeds on the wall, a breeze can make it stagger. On the contrary, those who are very successful, regardless of outside gossip, ridicule and ridicule, will stand firmly on the earth and be firm. He has the right to lose his temper, but he can control it firmly. This is the terrible thing about a person.
17, if you hold the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?
18, we often comfort ourselves that the worst thing is to go back to the original point, but we all know in our hearts that nothing can go back to the original point, and time flies, seemingly from one person to another, in fact, we are no longer the original self.
19, there are many uncertainties in future life. I can only try my best to make it better now, so as not to regret it in the future.
20, life will not always let you enjoy the sunshine, sometimes it will let you have dark clouds above your head, let you experience the helplessness of a drowned rat, let you live under the strange eyes of others, envy others to live easily and happily. However, even if life is like rain, you should forgive with an umbrella.
2 1, chopping people with a knife is the worst policy. After chopping, you go in, too. That's called fighting. If you don't fight, you have to be aggressive.
22. There are only three things related to money: making money, watching money and spending money.
23. Making money, seeing money and spending money will happen to people all their lives, but the methods adopted are completely different: some people start businesses to make money, while others work to make money; Some people save money by saving, while others make money by stock appreciation; Some people spend money on traveling, some people spend money on shopping, and some people spend money on developing their hobbies. People's different choices about these three things will inevitably lead to completely different results.
24. Money can buy material wealth and relative freedom of movement, but it can't buy people's hearts. People with money and morality will be respected, and people with money, morality and ability will be followed.
It is brave for a man to admit defeat. It is very difficult for men to admit defeat and take the initiative to retreat. And many times, men's arrogance, their vanity of conquering nature and always wanting to be heroes mislead their career direction.
26. It is normal for people to kill people in rivers and lakes. If they don't kill people, they will be different. Like wolves, they don't eat meat. Eating grass all the time is very dangerous. A wolf that eats people is not a sheep that eats grass.
27, looking for investment must not be straightforward: I am short of money, you give me money. Like falling in love. You can't say: I just need a wife. Do you do it or not? You should talk about romance, ideals and the future first. In fact, you need a wife.
28. In the dark, it is easy for people to think the worst of things or each other.
29. In the past, there was a heroic saying among women in the rivers and lakes of Beijing, that is, eating and drinking Lazarus, being on the sidelines, eliminating big money, and finally becoming a big money herself. Everything here is correct, except for the big money. People have been looking for such opportunities all their lives and eventually make themselves rich.
30. Only a man standing deserves to be a dream lover, and lying down is definitely not counted.
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