Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Sometimes it's a good thing to play dumb.

Sometimes it's a good thing to play dumb.

First, the advertisement for melatonin came out again, and the brain-damaged people were saved.

Second, how many people are duplicitous,

Happy winter vacation! Only fast, not happy.

4. Every day, Cindy holds a family reunion at home, Kimi from Wang Shiling plays in Disney, and Guo Zirui may write winter vacation homework at home alone.

You won't treat me badly because you don't have my love in your heart.

Maybe you should learn to keep it properly and let it go at the right time.

Please don't provoke my cold love, I'm afraid I'll never stop loving.

Eight, not every dream will come true, not everyone will never change.

Nine, whenever cleaning, the school will say that the school is your home; But if you are late, the school will say that you think the school is your home.

I hope I can concentrate on my studies this year.

Eleven, I use my body for happiness, is that ok?

12. Grandpa Mao can shine, don't you think?

Thirteen, dreams will not escape, and they will always escape themselves.

I don't believe there is such a thing as persistence in the world, and even if there is, it is just a statement.

15. I finally became what you want most, and now I despise you.

The luckiest, richest and most beautiful girls in the future are all here.

Seventeen, I have always missed those different scenery. I always miss those distant figures.

Eighteen, you sit in the most expensive and tearful position in my heart.

19. It's ridiculous to think that I took an old photo in the shower. Maybe I think I cry too little, but I always think of it.

Class lasts one minute, just like one o'clock. A little surfing the internet is like a minute. Think of it as self-awareness

Twenty-one, exhausted three thousand prosperity, just to look back and smile.

22. Every day, Cindy will have a family reunion at home, Wang Shiling Kimi will play in Disney, and Guo Zirui will probably write winter vacation homework at home alone.

Twenty-three, wow, here comes the strange goddess.

Twenty-four, this person is unlucky. Sneezing can scare him, and taking off his sweater can scare him to death.

25. You lied to me that the deeper the dream, the weaker the pain.

Twenty-six, still a stranger, right?

Twenty-seven, did you succeed? I declare you.

Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.

Twenty-nine, the math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned. ......

Wow, you are great. Is there anything you can't do? I don't like you.

Thirty-one, all the dogs were robbed.

Thirty-two, make you a world and give you a deep affection.

Sometimes playing dumb is a good thing.

34. Time is like the cold wind in this winter, which ruthlessly sweeps everything away, leaving only a vast world, and all the previous scenery will be fixed in our hearts.

Don't wait for him to ignore you or even be indifferent to the end. Don't take any chances. He went through fire and water for another woman.

36. Hey, what song is your chest singing? I don't want to grow up.

Why don't you sleep? Why can't you sleep? Because you ignored me.

38, tomorrow, it will run.

39. You think I am happy because you have never looked into my eyes seriously.

Four, eight thousand meters deep, seven centimeters blue, who cares about the depth of your ocean?

Lin Wenjie, I love you. Can you hear me, honey?

Forty-two, most girls have very low requirements, as long as you are good to her.

43. Do you think you are fine? Do you think I'm unwelcome? I am entangled with you because I love you, understand!

Goodbye, my winter vacation. ....

Forty-five, love is love for no reason, and there is no prerequisite for tolerance.

46. Meet the truest person when you are ugliest.

Forty-seven, if people don't know, unless they are idiots; If you do nothing, have you lost your moral integrity?

Forty-eight, it only takes two steps to make a girl crazy: the first step is to take pictures of her. Step two, don't let her see the photos.

Sometimes make sentences.

1, sometimes the sun is fine, and sometimes it is dark. This is life. Anthony and Anthony spent a long time together.

2. Sometimes you have to be tough, and sometimes you can really do whatever it takes to achieve your goal. Claire mcfaul, the ferryman

3. Sometimes you can look at it indifferently, sometimes you are too persistent.

Sometimes, I am as smart as you, and sometimes, I am as stupid as myself. Who's Lee?

Youth is sometimes extremely short, but sometimes it is extremely long. Xi Murong's transparent sadness

6. Sometimes, I am moved by kindness. Sometimes, you are so evil that you are afraid.

7. Sometimes I feel so good, and sometimes I wonder if it is really good. Misaki Arai's midnight food store

8. Sometimes sober, sometimes stupid, sometimes sober and stupid.

9. Our relationship is sometimes like friends and sometimes like rivals. Dear translator

10, sometimes I envy couples, and sometimes I am glad I am single.

1 1. Sometimes you are far away, sometimes you are close at hand. Mu Qing's Mu Qingji

12, when you cherish someone, sometimes you feel sad, sometimes you feel lonely, but sometimes you feel very happy.

13, sometimes I feel that I have everything, and sometimes I look back, but there is nothing.

14, life is like a night flight, sometimes you can't see your fingers, but sometimes it's dazzling. The legendary sword of Ouyang Shaogong

15. Tears are sometimes an unspeakable joy, while smiles are sometimes an unspeakable pain.

16, courage is sometimes a momentary thought, sometimes a lifelong obsession; Courage is to love life after seeing the truth of life clearly. Dong Qing's The Reader

17, sometimes your words can make me remember for a few days. Sometimes, your words can disappoint me for days. This is caring.

18, memories sometimes make people happy, but happy memories sometimes make people unable to breathe painfully. Peng Liurong's "The Prince of Five Nights on the Mainland"

19, life, life! Sometimes it turns reality into dreams, and sometimes it turns dreams into reality! Lu Yao's life

20, life is like a grand magic: sometimes, the light will fall into darkness; Sometimes, darkness breeds light. This is the universe we live in. Interstellar travel

2 1, love is like a video recorder, sometimes you have to press fast forward, sometimes you have to press pause, and so is life. China huoban

22. Sometimes the sun is warm and sometimes it is dark. Sometimes I miss you and sometimes I blame you.

23. The human heart is always complicated, sometimes firm, sometimes fragile, sometimes indifferent, and sometimes not tolerant of sand.

24. Sometimes time can dilute everything, sometimes time is suffering, sometimes time always passes quickly, and sometimes things have already changed.

25. Sometimes I feel small, sometimes I feel great, sometimes I feel humble, and sometimes I feel annoyed.

26. Sometimes the city is so small that two people can meet everywhere they go. Sometimes the city is very big. If you really don't want to meet, then never meet again. Xia Qixi's "Later we all cried"

27. Sometimes it's crazy, sometimes it's depressing, sometimes I want to stay at home, and sometimes I want to go out and walk around the world. Humans are so entangled.

Sometimes we don't know, sometimes we don't want to know, and sometimes we pretend not to know.

29. Sometimes pressure is power, but sometimes pressure is pressure, and iron man is sometimes crushed. Yu sin

30. Sometimes you miss waiting, sometimes you regret missing it, and sometimes regret it for a lifetime.

3 1, I sometimes want to call you, but I'm afraid you won't respond; Sometimes I want to find you, but I am afraid that you will put away your body; Sometimes I want to hit you, but I am afraid that you will be silent; Sometimes, sometimes, I walk past you and reach out and all I get is a cloud of smoke.

32. Tears are sometimes weak, sometimes strong, sometimes penitent, sometimes tolerant, sometimes shy, sometimes brave, sometimes unsuccessful and sometimes successful.

33. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I feel wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed. Sometimes, I just want to swear, because I feel bad. Sometimes, I just want to be quiet, because I am really tired! .

34. Sometimes I don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent.

35. I don't have many friends, and my temper is good and bad. I am stubborn, nervous and sensitive. Sometimes I am sentimental, and sometimes I am stupid. So, it's normal for you not to like me.

36. Sometimes we should be hard on ourselves and not indulge our sadness and disappointment. Sometimes we have to be hard on the people we love deeply and put aside our love and memory for them. Cluster hair

37. Sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously. Sometimes I always feel that others ignore you. In fact, you may be too idle.

38. We always believe sometimes, doubt sometimes, expect sometimes, be disappointed sometimes, be sweet sometimes and cry sometimes. When you ask me if I believe in love, I can only say that I do most of the time. Zhang Xiaoxian, will you miss yourself?

39. I am sometimes cheerful, sometimes dull, sometimes serious, sometimes lazy, sometimes enthusiastic, sometimes indifferent, and I can't find any overwhelming distinctive features in my personality. August Chang 'an "Best of Us"

40. Some loopholes always come out when you are unprepared, sometimes in an empty road, sometimes in a crowded carriage, sometimes under your feet, sometimes at night, sometimes in a dream.

4 1, sometimes monotonous life will be colorful. Sometimes you don't need an organ to get music into your ears. There is a mirror in the fog, and there is a moon in the mirror, which is better than nothing sometimes.

Love, a classic mood phrase between the sexes, is sometimes a sinking thing.

Time will let you know about love, time can prove love, and it can also overthrow love. There is no kind of sadness that time cannot alleviate.

If time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

Wouldn't it be great if all the sadness, pain and failure were false? Unfortunately, there are many false feelings and false meanings in the world, but their pain, failure and sadness are always real.

He has thousands of advantages, but he doesn't love you, which is a shortcoming that you can never convince yourself to accept. A person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.

Secret love is a kind of self-destruction and a great sacrifice. Secret love doesn't even need a date. We just stand by and watch the river, look at our reflection and feel sorry for ourselves, but we think we are in love with someone else.

Love, like love songs, has the highest reverberation. The saddest thing is not revenge, but regret The best love is bound to have regrets. That regret has become a lingering sound, so we should pay attention to it. The most beautiful love, don't cry for the land, just care for each other silently.

Disappointment, sometimes, is a kind of happiness I will be disappointed because I have expectations. Regret is also a kind of happiness Because there are things you regret. Pursuing love, and then finding love, has always been a thousand times.

The most romantic love is not available. The most romantic love story is when someone who has broken up with you calls and asks, "How are you?" Your usual answer: "I'm fine." In fact, you still love him, and you are not good at all.

Men pretend to be strong, but they are afraid of being found weak by women. A woman pretends to be happy, but in fact she is afraid that a man will find her sad.

Love, sometimes, is a sinking thing. The so-called reason and determination are just ridiculous words to comfort themselves.

Love has always been a bondage, and the pursuit of love does not mean the pursuit of freedom. Freedom is precious, and we exchange this most precious thing for love.

Because I love someone and know that I will lose my freedom, I am willing to make a promise.

Commitment is used to counter all changes. Change is eternal, and we can only restrict the change of the world with eternal promises. What can't last forever is not a promise. Commitment is very expensive, if you respect your personality.

Love has security and insecurity. Love is a shock, a sense of powerlessness. Love is temptation, and only love can give you the strength to resist temptation. Love is loyalty, but love can also make you betray.

A person is ungrateful, perhaps because he has a bad memory. He forgot, so he can be ungrateful; He didn't forget it because of ingratitude. He didn't completely forget the past, but his memory was so poor that the past was no longer profound, and he was soon replaced by new memories, only remembering the laughter of the new couple and forgetting the smiling faces of the old ones.

Love and nostalgia are two different things. A man can't forget his old lover. He must have hurt her in the past years, and he can't make up for that mistake. When you know it's irreversible, the only way to compensate is to miss her and punish yourself with the memory of her. Deep self-righteousness is nothing but self-deception.

Women who know love usually lose badly. Love is cruel and the winner is king.

Feelings can be transferred, marriages can be frozen at any time, passions can be overdrawn, and love can fetch a good price. Yes, this is our life in this small city.

Sometimes use, sometimes make sentences.

1, memories sometimes give people happiness, but happy memories sometimes make people painfully unable to breathe.

2. So, what is the secret of being a good father? Sometimes things will go your way, sometimes they will go against your wishes, but you have to stick to it, because when all the dust settles, most of the characteristics of a good father will naturally appear.

Sometimes people are making the right decision, and sometimes they are proving that this decision is correct.

4. Stock trading is the same as racing. Sometimes you have to stop, and sometimes you have to hurry. Don't always think that rushing will kill you.

I sometimes wear white clothes, sometimes I wear black clothes, and I put a red robe on my body in the morning and evening. People call me Yun.

6. The past seems to be some old songs on the hard disk. Although they are old and even tired of themselves, it seems that every time you listen to them, you will always go back. Unfortunately, I'm not who I used to be. This contrast is sometimes frightening, sometimes sad and even at a loss.

7. Each of these tongues is obedient. Sometimes they need watering, and sometimes they need to open the zenith to bask in the sun. Different rotten kings looked up at these tongues, and the coquetry tone was like talking about their own children.

8. He sometimes laughs and sometimes hits. Do you think he looks like God's face?

9. Sometimes I like lively, sometimes I like quiet.

10, the moon is sometimes like a disk, sometimes like a watermelon, sometimes like a sickle, sometimes like a halo.

1 1. In the process of growing up, sometimes there will be joy, sometimes there will be sadness, sometimes there will be confusion, sometimes there will be sadness: these are actually a valuable asset, because they are our true feelings and experiences.

12, youth is sometimes extremely short and sometimes extremely long.

13, sometimes making money is not necessarily ability, sometimes making money is related to luck, but making money continuously is related to ability.

14. Some people think that the fluctuation of tides is irregular. Sometimes the tide is big, sometimes it is small. Maybe the temper of the sea is so moody.

15. When he talked about these things, he was full of enthusiasm. Sometimes he talks about the electric tower, and sometimes he talks about the American continent, but he always needs something to concentrate.

16, the mother cat is sometimes put on the bed and sometimes on the roof behind a pile of wood.

17. Sometimes I am gentle, sometimes I am irritable.

18, sometimes I feel like an angel, and sometimes I feel that there is a demon living in my heart. Generally speaking, everyone.

19, raindrops sometimes miss rice grains, and sometimes they shine like pearls.

20. In this regard, Zhou Hongxiang said frankly that art is sometimes like a play, although sometimes it needs a rigorous attitude and sometimes it needs interesting fun.

2 1, sometimes everything has a new beginning when you wake up, and sometimes everything is still stagnant when you wake up, but so what, breathing with your heart, you will always feel different changes.

22. The eyes are the windows to the soul. Eyes can reflect people's different psychological activities and mental outlook such as joy, anger, sadness and joy. I saw different eyes from the teacher's eyes. Sometimes it's praise, sometimes it's criticism.

23, love is like a video recorder, sometimes you have to press fast forward, sometimes you have to press pause, and life is the same.

24. Sometimes I don't feel enough, and sometimes I think you are very good.

25, sometimes love is to have, sometimes love is to let go.

26. Applause is sometimes the boo of the audience and sometimes the cynicism of the times.

27. At some moments, I feel that life is desolate. Many times, I feel that I have everything. Sometimes I have a lot of troubles, and sometimes I am quiet enough. This is really interesting.

28. Sometimes the ground vibration is a sign of a distant earthquake, and sometimes it is a precursor of the next wave of stronger earthquakes, so the situation will be very bad.

29. Sometimes they will reproduce the next generation, and sometimes they just copy genes. Until the time is right, they will pack a large group of children and grandchildren and send them out.

30. There is no uniform price for a promise, sometimes it is worthless, and sometimes it is hard to buy a thousand dollars.

3 1, the holiday is really busy. Sometimes I study Olympiad, sometimes I practice piano and sometimes I study calligraphy, which is much more tiring than when I was at school.

32, life, life! Sometimes it turns reality into dreams, and sometimes it turns dreams into reality!

33. People always believe in love sometimes, sometimes they don't, sometimes they tell themselves that they don't need love, and sometimes they are afraid of loneliness. How annoying love is! It is not easy to hate it, and it is not easy to love it.

It is always strange to talk about the relationship between people, sometimes inexplicably close, and sometimes inexplicably alienated. Sometimes puzzling is a good thing, and sometimes puzzling is a bad thing.

Sometimes I go to exercise in the morning, and sometimes I go to exercise at night.

36. He is very free here, enjoying the different smells of the wind, skylights and going to Qiu Lai in spring. Sometimes it's Sophora japonica, sometimes it's leaves, and sometimes it's the sweet smell of selling pineapples in the street below.

37. We are all lost people in this world. We are all looking for directions according to our own paths. Maybe we are right, maybe we are wrong, or sometimes we are right and sometimes we are wrong.

38. I put this step in the middle of the list of troubleshooting steps, because sometimes I have to finish it ahead of time and sometimes I have to postpone it.

39. A person's life is a curve that fluctuates up and down, rising and falling. Be happy when the valley is low, because you will go to the high place soon, but it is actually very dangerous when you are high, and you can't see the coming valley.

40. You know my grades are unstable, sometimes careless and sometimes careful.

4 1. Sometimes we water them and sometimes we catch insects for them.

42. People sometimes need to understand, and sometimes it is good to be confused.

43. When we are together, sometimes we are extremely happy, and sometimes there are dark clouds, constant disputes and earth-shattering quarrels.

44. Sometimes people try their best to do crazy things, and sometimes it is right to do so.

45. This dog stands on the edge of my house all day, sometimes on cardboard, sometimes standing there staring blankly at passers-by. I observed it for several days and thought it was an ownerless dog. I feel sorry for it. I bought sausages and gave the leftovers to the dog. The puppy wags its tail every time it sees me.

46. A man without an ideal is like a gun without a sight, and a man without a goal is like a feather flying around. Sometimes we all have huge feet to climb the sky, and sometimes we all have wings to soar, but we don't have a pair of eyes to see the fog of the world and a heart to appreciate life.

47. Sometimes it is not hard but stressful, and sometimes it is hard but not stressful.

48. People are always multifaceted. Sometimes you may be duplicitous, sometimes you may be consistent with your heart, because you understand it with your heart. However, not all people are untrustworthy, and not all people are worthy of their own care. Because people's hearts will change with changes. Knowing how to deal with people can solve everything.

49. A man's heart is sometimes hard and cold-blooded, but sometimes it is unexpectedly easy to move, depending on whether you understand the method.

Clouds in the sky are unpredictable, sometimes like a fine horse running, sometimes like a dog shaking its head and tail, sometimes like a chicken looking for food, and sometimes like an elephant drinking water.

5 1. Tibetan mastiffs live in the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau with harsh natural conditions. Sometimes they haven't eaten for two or three days, sometimes they finally catch an animal, but they still don't have enough to eat.

52. Sometimes bad stars can be used to sign doctors, because they sometimes cook drugs.

53. Sometimes the fingers are suddenly big, and sometimes the middle finger is suddenly long.

54. Some things are deep inside, in soft and wet places. They can't be seen, but they are still determined and determined. They belong to someone completely, and they can't be touched or reached. Sometimes it is called love, sometimes it is called hate, and the deepest injury is called forgetting.

55. Computer games are sometimes happy and sometimes sad.

56. I sometimes get hot-headed and think that if I run away sometimes, I'm afraid I'll lose something very important. I'm scared. Luffy was flying behind me.

57. Sometimes the shadow runs in front of me, sometimes the shadow runs behind me.

58. The relationship between people is a kind of repayment. What is owed to others must be paid back, causal cycle. Sometimes in a way you know, sometimes in a way you don't know.

59. The crowd is always happy. It's just that sometimes some people are happy, and sometimes others are happy.

60. Sometimes waiting is beautiful, and sometimes it is painful, because people are always numb when waiting, only remembering what they are waiting for, but forgetting that they are not good at waiting, so they are stupid and hurt.

6 1, sometimes alone, sometimes with others, if you are alert, then not only will there be no contradiction, but there will be extreme help. A person who has never lived alone cannot know the beauty of a relationship, and a person who has never lived in society cannot know the ecstasy of being alone.

62. Sometimes we regard our cowardice as kindness, sometimes our selfishness as love, sometimes our arrogance as confidence, sometimes our darkness as sincerity, and sometimes our ignorance as a bargaining chip. We are really interesting.

63. Don't be too impulsive. Sometimes you have to give yourself another second to think calmly, but sometimes you have to make a quick decision. One second may kill people, so it depends on experience.

64. Many things are like this. Sometimes you can do a thing well without blowing off dust. Sometimes you have to work hard to do a good job. Sometimes, no matter how hard you try, you can't make things as you wish.

65. Love is sometimes small and humble, and sometimes strong and tenacious.

66. Sometimes one person's mistake is creating another person's correct life, and sometimes one person's cold blood is creating another person's kindness. This man is father, a great man who is often misunderstood by us.

67. I am sometimes fierce, and sometimes I can be gentler than anyone else.

Although Angie sometimes takes a second or two to think about it, on the whole, she can understand what I want to say quickly.

69. My father is sometimes strict and sometimes kind.

70. Sometimes love is persistence, sometimes love is letting go, sometimes love is sucrose, sometimes love is poison, sometimes love is dependence, and sometimes love is a shackle. It is precisely because of this constant change that love is colorful and lasts forever!

7 1, tattoos are also alive, just like keeping another creature in your body. Sometimes it will change a person's style, and sometimes it will change a person's fate, so tattoos can't be done casually or tattooed.

On my birthday, my parents sometimes buy me a jiaozi and sometimes a birthday cake.

73. I am curious. Sometimes I think I have tasted love. Sometimes love is sweet.

74. Sometimes falling in love is a kind of helplessness, and sometimes leaving is another arrangement. To love you and your loved ones, please don't smoke.

75, time to treat pain, but also deepened the pain; Sometimes it is too long, sometimes it is too hasty.

76. Home is not only a house, but also a person. Sometimes you will try your best to leave him, and sometimes you will go back to his arms regardless.