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Classic love story: You slapped me, but I asked you why your hands were so cold.

1. I can't give you the best things in the world, but I will give you all my best.

Where did you get such a good temper? This is all because I love you.

I've never been afraid of police, hooligans or parents. The only thing I'm afraid of is my wife!

What I want to say most is in my eyes, in my manuscript box and in my dream.

5. You sent me an anonymous message and liked me? Don't say that. No Stop it, you are the only girl in QQ.

6. I hope that one day after a certain year, I can send a status saying: Shit, I actually married him.

7. You kissed my lips, but I'm not your favorite person.

8. If what you gave me was also given to others, I would rather not. It is not terrible not to get it. It would be a joke if I couldn't stay.

9. Dare you let me live an inch in the fourth rib of your left chest?

10. You can't say that you can only love one person in your life. It's impossible. However, there must be someone who can make you laugh the most brilliantly, cry the most thoroughly and remember the most deeply.

1 1. Call your husband and behave yourself; If you call your wife, you will be responsible to the end.

12. Didn't the teacher teach you? If you can't do the problem, just jump to the back. If you can't catch up, find another one!

13. You slapped me, but I asked you why your hands were so cold.

14. If you can't quarrel with your daughter-in-law, hug or press against the wall and kiss. /calculate/

15. Boys are subtraction. At first, it seemed that every girl scored 100. When you find the shortcomings, you will gradually reduce them until you fail, and you will break up! And girls are addition. At first, boys got lower marks. After getting along, they gradually get extra points and love more and more! So in the end, most of the people who suffer the most are girls.

16. I will accompany you for a long time. How long will it take to bury you next to me?

17. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, salute and shake hands until you are single.

18. I want to scream when you are drunk and sigh when you are sober.

19. The most vicious spell: I hope that after many years, you will die of a broken heart and think of me.

20. You never know how much you can love someone. You don't know how much you love until you watch him fall in love with someone else.

2 1. With the person you like, it doesn't matter whether you have WiFi or not.

22. I remember every word you said, every look back and every smile.

If he doesn't care, he should learn to care less than he does.

24. I didn't know how much I couldn't let you go until we met after such a long separation.

25. One day, you will definitely thank the person who abandoned you, and thank the person who you love deeply but ignore you. His abandonment urges you to find a better next one.

26. What's wrong with changing from a friend to an ex-boyfriend?

27. I'm not afraid of being alone. I'm afraid that when I get used to being alone, someone will disturb everything for me.

28. You will find someone and believe that he is yourself.

29. The secret of any long-term relationship is to find beauty in imperfection.

What I hate most is that men are bad to women at first, but gradually they don't respect the East and the West, and their attitudes are getting worse. If you can't stand the pain, don't pretend to force it from the beginning. If you are incapable, don't take the job. It is so boring. You hit me and I asked you why your hands are so cold.

1, will you suddenly think of me and feel heartache, because we are nothing.

Disappointment is probably saying good night to you before going to bed, but you didn't reply, and you still didn't wake up the next morning.

3, you praised me for being harmless. In fact, I have penetrated my heart with a smile.

I finally lost you, but I tried my best.

If you know how strong the sudden yearning is, you will understand my loneliness when I walk alone.

6, take the initiative for a long time will be very tired, care for a long time will collapse. Silence for a long time will be painful, miss for a long time will cry.

7. I tie my shoelaces tightly every day, because I know that no one will squat down to tie my shoelaces or even stop to wait for me.

8. Everyone has a missing Shen Jiayi in his life.

9. When you dress up and become someone else's bride, I will never talk about the past again.

10, poisonous weeds bloom charming flowers, and those who harm you say what you like to hear.

1 1, saying nothing is harder than quarreling.

12, from the second I turned around, my happiness has nothing to do with you.

13. Who has experienced the feeling that the neglected person among the three people will be excluded even if he walks in the middle?

14, why bother to please those who don't care about you.

15, some people will have a particularly good relationship with you at a certain stage, and then stop contacting you for no reason.

16, it is said that time is a good medicine, but all wounds are cured.

17, there are too many things that are only suitable for hiding in the bottom of my heart and making him disappear.

18, I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad when I am happy.

19, you slapped me and I asked you why your hands were so cold.

20. Our relationship is like a building block, fragile but ever-changing.

2 1, there is always a person who is worried but has no intersection.

22. Turn around just to meet you, but forget that you will turn around.

23. We are more like Doguroka. When I fell in love with you, you fell in love with her.

24. The consequence of romance is to bring shame to oneself, and the consequence of rekindling old love is to repeat the same mistakes.

25. I spoke to you once and you didn't help me. I will never speak to you again. Whoever it is, I thank you for dropping the chain when I needed you most.

26. One forgiveness leads to two betrayals.

27. Everyone is afraid, especially those who cherish it desperately, but in the end nothing can be left.

28, because of fear of losing, so blindly accommodating, it turns out that this is the most humble way to retain.

29. "The second cup is half price!" "No, I'm alone."

30. It is better to be hurt by the truth than cheated by lies. It hurts more to get it and lose it than never to get it.

The most classic and affectionate love story: you hold my hand, but let go, because I rely on you most.

1, you held my hand, but let go when I was most dependent on you.

No matter how hard the world is, you should breathe smoothly.

What can be cultivated slowly is not love, but habit. What you can get with time is not emotion, but emotion. So love is a gift in an instant. There is something, and there is nothing. On the other hand, love and marriage are not the same thing. Not all love needs marriage, and not all marriages have love.

4. It is the loneliest luxury in life and the loneliest freedom to leave.

5. When do we run fastest? release

6. How proud can I be? Will I be knocked down when I touch you?

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

8. Now it's Valentine's Day for primary school students and Singles Day for middle school students, leaving a group of brainless high school students clamoring for Children's Day all day.

9. Don't say you are not good. I tell you, as long as I like you in my heart, you are the best.

10, unpretentious people have done melodramatic things for you.

1 1, the breath of tears is suffocating, those loves are out of reach, and the breath of love is thorough.

12, I really miss you, thinking about who is by your side now and how happy she will be.

13, it turns out that he has a good relationship with all the girls, hehe, I thought I was the most special.

14, stayed together for six years, laughed together and felt sad together. We all failed in this exam. .....

15, some people will never know, and I will remember his words for a long time. One of his disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait. Then, with the passage of time, it changed, but gradually faded and was forgotten.

The classic says: the night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find light.

1. There is only one kind of failure, that is, people who give up before they succeed.

The night gave me black eyes, but I used them to look for light.

Sometimes, God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

4. Life is like a match, only after tempering will it spark brilliantly.

Everyone who is really strong has to live without help and support. Everything is supported by oneself, and all emotions are only known to oneself. But as long as you bite the bullet, everything will be different.

6. At the moment you want to give up, think about why you insisted on coming here in the first place. 7. When you are questioned, it is a good opportunity to prove yourself. Talk about motivating yourself.

8. The reason why we fight is not to change the world, but to stop the world from changing us.

9. There is always such a distance between efforts and results. The only difference between success and failure is whether you can persist in this incalculable distance.

10 Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the storm.