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1, the highest state of traffic jam is: you are still uncomfortable without traffic jam.

2. In the face of traffic jam, it highlights the helplessness and sadness of life.

3, Chinese-style traffic jam, Tai 'an section of Beijing-Shenyang Expressway, three cars rear-ended, and later the car was blocked, which caused the wrecker to be unable to enter the scene and was blocked for more than an hour.

The Japanese are already very unhappy, and the traffic jam is like this.

5. "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

6. Going to work in the morning 10 minutes' drive is so smooth that I am so happy to fly. Only people who often experience traffic jams can understand. The following is the traffic jam I have carefully arranged for you. Let's talk about it first. Let's have a look!

7, the house leaks in the rain, and there will always be a traffic jam when it is late.

8. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

9, congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road would not be blocked, if private cars could queue up in a civilized way, the car would not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

10, I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy, but I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

1 1, which means to arrive early. I did get up early, but when the car broke down, it rained and there was a traffic jam ... I really couldn't do a lot with a little effort. ...

12, expressway, Pikou, the traffic jam is too severe, and it is estimated that it may not be possible to get off at noon.

13, spit out its smog and traffic jams on weekdays, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

14, a main road in Hangzhou, I like this tree-lined feeling! Driving on this road, even if there is a traffic jam, will not be very upset! Hangzhou, I love your trees and flowers! I am a good girl who loves life.

15, feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

16, I don't go to school smoothly every time. Three cars collided and there was a big traffic jam on the expressway.

17, the traffic jam in Yubei is very serious every day.

18, alas! If you don't watch the weather forecast when you go out, there will be traffic jams and heavy rains on the expressway. When can I go home?

19, traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time, you make me feel bad, I have the ability to block me for life.

20. The girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

2 1, just a traffic jam. As long as there are traffic policemen, the road is badly blocked.

22, what to shoot! Drive faster! Traffic jams are really annoying!

23. It's still very sad to come to Jinan for the fifth time. There has never been a traffic jam on the expressway. From last night's concert to the present high-speed rail, I feel there is no time not to find something to do.

24. I discussed with my daughter-in-law where to play during the holiday. At this time, the 4-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

25. These days, I have a meeting in the north. It takes 4 hours and 90 kilometers to go back and forth every day. I have a backache, a headache and a headache. From the second ring road to the fourth ring road, there is traffic jam all day. A few years ago, it was really not like this. There are too many cars!

26. Hey, I got angry early in the morning. First there was a traffic jam in the city, and then the black-hearted freight forwarder maliciously overcharged me for forklift trucks. Then the customer insisted on ordering a product that I had explicitly told to stop production. That's enough.

27. The traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver took me to the exit again ... I was really worried at that time, and I still couldn't find the entrance after four years. . .

28, high-speed traffic jam, I call who will hit the glory of the king, I burst into laughter.

29. Traffic jams are much more serious than those in Nanjing |

30. In "Tricky Bitch", I chose the time when the traffic jam was the easiest. Sure enough, god wants it. Sleeping in the car feels great.

3 1. Don't worry about traffic jams in the ring road in the future.

32. The traffic jam was so annoying that I didn't move. I rolled down the window and blew my hair. The buddy in the car next to me said hello when he saw me. Hey, you have a long and dense beard, which is quite handsome. You left it for a long time. I said not long. I just shaved before I went out.

33. The development zone is paralyzed and there are still traffic jams. I have to send my children to school for an hour in the morning.

It's been 34 hours, and I haven't left Jiuting. The traffic jam is blocking the heart, and the subway can't squeeze up! The busy, irritable and hot morning began.

35, traffic jams are fucking annoying, and when labor and capital become nouveau riche, buy a plane, fuck it.

36. The old driver (Mr. Mahe) told us a truth: when there is traffic jam, the road on the right is the fastest; When it is clear, the throttle in the middle is the strongest.

37. The traffic jam in the morning rush hour is always a nightmare!

38. The traffic jam is so annoying that it may take three hours from school to Guiyang.

39. irritability of getting up early; Traffic jams are annoying.

40, come on, good luck hurts people, traffic jam at full speed.

4 1, ice crystal gate leaves traffic every morning, always saying that there is no movement in building a two-story overpass at this intersection. It's annoying to go out every morning ...

42, traffic jam, almost passed out by urine. Sum up the lesson: take a sip of water, don't drink too much at a time ~

43, high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car, three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

44. I walked less than 8 kilometers for two and a half hours, and I haven't arrived yet … This is a memorable day in the history of traffic jams …

45. In the first year, you can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift. When you want to take a taxi but you can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

46. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

47, traffic jams upset, in fact, calm down and look around the mood will still get better. If you are unhappy, just look at me. I'm sure you'll be fine, too. Unite.

48. Lovers are waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.