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Couples spend their own money and get divorced sooner or later.
1, love is too expensive, how can I afford it? As if nothing had happened, it turned out to be the best revenge. Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Live better for yourself. 3. There is always the opposite harm behind a smile. There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but liking someone who doesn't like himself. 5, finally out of the grave of love. 6, marriage without love, how can feelings continue ... 7, how fragile life is, how fleeting it is like a butterfly in the wind, there is nothing we can do, we can only cherish the people we can cherish in front of us. 8. Moonlight climbs up the window lattice, and it rains in Mao Mao in the autumn evening, nourishing the eyes that have been dry for a long time, but my heart still hurts. 9. Don't buy useless things, no matter how cheap; Don't depend on people you don't love, no matter how lonely they are. 10, the man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but the man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him. 1 1. What is the completion of love? If marriage is the completion of love, what is divorce? When I begin to love someone, love is complete. 12, think about our past, look at the cruel reality in front of us, and feel that the reality is unfair. 13, goodbye, I love you so much. Although I am all thumbs, I have tried a lot, so I don't regret it. Now, I will return my love to you, and you can also return my only pride to me. 14. When holding hands, I believe that spring is near and happiness is not far away. When I put it down, I believe that spring has come and the flowering period is very short. 15, 50% of the troubles in this world can be solved through a good sleep. As for the remaining half, wait until you wake up. 16, I hate this society, but I have no ability to destroy it. 17, gathering is fate, scattering is division; Gathering and parting is fate; Fate is combination, fate is division, and combination and division are life. 18, you are in love, I will wait for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life. 19, you gave me a warm future, but you let me go alone. If possible, let's be half-baked friends, so that you will always be gentle with me and I will always be gentle with you. There is no reason to be presumptuous because you are unfamiliar. 2 1, people are always prone to make a mistake, that is, people always cherish what they have not got and forget what they have. 22. I smile with inner repression, which is stubborn and unique. 23. No matter how beautiful love is, it is also mixed with sadness. No matter how beautiful the story is, it has an ending. Falling in love with you is doomed to hurt yourself. 24. We always fall in love with that person at the wrong time and place, and then it takes a lifetime to forget. 25, there is nothing that can't pass, only the mood that can't pass. Just change your mood and the world will be completely different. 26. Now I know that life is full of unexpected encounters and long-planned separations. 27. Time can forget everything and deepen some memories. Some people say they will forget, but they can't; Some feelings, after walking around, will still return to the original point. 28. Jealousy will eventually tear up your last line of defense. 29. Happy moments are half with you and half in dreams; The painful moment is half separation and half thinking of you silently. When I thought I was happy, your lies pushed me to the bottom. 3 1. Memories are still warm, but promises have cooled down. 32. Bad feelings are like cigarettes. They have no nutrition, but they can't throw it away and let it erode themselves bit by bit. 33. The heart hides quietly, and love spreads freely, playing with all kinds of feelings. Couples spend their own money and get divorced sooner or later. Sometimes, it's best not to say anything. Some people are not worth wasting your breath. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe. Parting doesn't mean permanent separation. Parting is just the starting point of a pursuit. At sunset, we waved goodbye; On the horizon rising in the morning sun, we will meet again in surprise! 4, go the wrong way, remember to turn back; Love the wrong person, you should know how to let go! 5, no money to raise pigs, rich dogs. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. 6. If you insist on taking simple things seriously, you will be miserable. 7, you are in love, I am waiting for you to break up; You get married, I'll wait for your divorce; If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed; If you die in front of your husband, I will buy the cemetery next to you. If you are good, I will be a spare tire all my life. 8, don't cry easily, there are not so many people who love you in the world. 9, points, as long as you are happy! 10. A happy marriage needs not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping your feelings in your heart will push your wife out of your life. 1 1. Sometimes, the hardest things in life also forge the strongest you. 12, drinking a cup of old wine makes me crazy for half my life; Taste a cup of green mountains and green waters, which makes me simple and elegant. 13, hiding in a certain time and missing the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry. 14, I am weak, I don't want to continue that relationship, please let me go. 15, no matter how good the marriage is, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other in this life. Even in the happiest job, there will be 200 thoughts of quitting, 50 entanglements ... persistence is the best quality. 16, a marriage without trust is like a house without foundation, which can't stand a little wind and rain. 17, no matter how beautiful the fireworks are, they are only beautiful for a few seconds. 18, you will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not with me. 19, women get married to survive, which is no different from prostitutes in essence, but the relationship between wholesale and retail. All women should get married and try to make their husbands earn money to support themselves. 2 1, women are divided into married women and unmarried women, and men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage. Couples spend their own money and get divorced sooner or later. 3 1, finally out of the grave of love. 2, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me! 3, a person should also be sober and firm. 4. if you can't think of it, don't. If you can't get it, you just don't want it Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience the pain. 6. Don't judge other people's looks, because they don't live on you. 7. I really want to pack my bags to wander and leave this world. 8. It's called divorce in others, but it's not called divorce in me, it's called dismissal. 9. If you are disappointed enough, give up. Do you still need enough despair? 10, it's not the mistress who hates it, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation. 1 1, when tears come down, I know that separation is another understanding. 12, I once gave you all my love to squander, but you didn't care. 13, I believe that there will always be someone who will slow your heart down. 14, love is very humble, very humble, if the other person doesn't love you. 15, love is right, but what is wrong is that we are in a hurry to love before we learn to love. 16, a woman has two lives, one died in divorce and the other was born in divorce. 17, sorry, let our love lose to time and distance. 18, the happiest thing in the world is to let the person you love find her happiness. 19, I've been waiting for a long time, and we'll go together after you say, but it's a mirage. 20. The so-called letting go is to remove your separation, right and wrong, gains and losses, and persistence. 2 1, I believe you, not that you don't love, but that our love can't go on. 22, the soul is crying, there is no natural slutty woman, there is no rich man after death, why bother? 23. I don't care about a person not because I don't like it, but because I feel redundant. 24. Women are divided into married women and unmarried women, while men are divided into voluntary marriage and forced marriage. 25, sometimes think about it, the biggest sorrow is growing up. Since then, laughter is no longer pure and crying is no longer complete. 26, so, I understand, laugh at this kind of loneliness, laugh at that kind of loneliness, in fact, now I really realize loneliness. 27. When will it end? I really want to get a divorce and live alone. A person can at least guarantee personal safety. 28. If I could go back in time, I would choose not to know you. Not that I regret it, but that I can't face the ending now. 29. There are many people who want to make money, but not many people can make money. It is difficult for capable people to make money, and it is even harder for ordinary people to make money. 30. I really want a divorce. Can't I afford to raise your children? Eat your food, drink your water and sleep on your kang! 3 1, if one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to leave and teach you to cherish! 32. Female: I want to be an ideological hooligan. A good girl in life. A girl with a weak appearance. Psychological transformers. 33. I have decided that if I get divorced in the future, if the baby doesn't like me, I will dump anyone who doesn't like me. 34. Parting can weaken shallow feelings, but it can make deep feelings deeper. Just as the wind blows out the candle light, it will fan the fire more vigorously. 35. If one day you give up, it's not because you lost, but because you understand. Now I don't even have the strength to care and be angry. I'm so tired.
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