Funny copywriting that has been very popular recently in Weibo.

Please take good care of your girlfriends when the typhoon comes, because if it blows into my arms, I won't return it.

2. I will hold a wedding reception and wedding on June 1 day! Prepare the wedding banquet for you-wait for the specific year.

3. The biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. No matter whether he is an enemy or a friend, he always wants to send him to the Western Heaven.

Four. I'm a month old.

In 2000, I felt that I had reached the peak of my life. I am still single. I dare not have a girlfriend, because I am afraid that my girlfriend will try to get my money.

5. "Don't you dare fuck my girl" "You fucked my date" "I said, can you two still play chess well?"

I don't force myself to never know how brave I am. I dare to stand and talk to my girlfriend now.

Seven. Good-looking people will be inexplicably attached with many attributes, such as intelligence, kindness and cuteness ... kowtowing people have one word: practicality.

I once had a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to soar in the sky, but put them in a pot to stew soup.

I finished chatting with a classmate and friend today. I really can't stand such people. He used my charging treasure to charge his charging treasure. 10. "Boss, how long can this turtle live?" "That depends on how you raise it. If it is raised, it will be served to you. " 1 1. If you have a surplus, why do you want to have a beam? If you give birth to delicious food, why do you give birth to fat food? If you have bangs, why not have my partner? !

12. There are so many leaders here. You'd better talk as little as possible. As soon as you open your mouth, people will know that the food in our canteen is not delicious!

Thirteen. Don't think that life is smooth sailing in Gao Fushuai, with no regrets. Daniel Wu this year,

4 1 year-old, so far there is no WeChat.

14. You can be friends without confession. 0. borrow money to express your confession.