Sentences used to send jokes to friends.

Sentences used to send jokes to friends.

Do you often brush some funny stories in your circle of friends? These interesting stories are usually popular because seeing these sentences will make people feel better. Let's share the sentences used to make friends circle funny.

Sentence 1 1. If you like a handsome guy, please don't take immediate measures. You should get to know him first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

In fact, the most disloyal thing in the world is money. We agreed to go out together, but we didn't come back with me in the end. It's a waste of my heart to spend money on it!

People say that leg hair grows kidneys. I touched my leg hair with satisfaction! Why does a girl want such a good kidney?

Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

It's windy outside today and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

7. I bought an exquisite watch, but the time is still so boring.

8. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

9. I have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks. The only thing that can make me proud is: easy to digest!

10, I thought we could walk to the end together. Who knows, you took a taxi in two steps.

1 1, I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

12, eating life is like a train. To sum up, just eat, eat, eat.

13. Thanks to those who beat me. Lying down is really comfortable.

14, I have a son named "Hao Shuai" in the future, so others will say "Hao Shuai's father!"

15, after seeing me, you will find that handsome can be so single-minded!

16, we agreed to grow old together, but you secretly baked oil.

17, who is smarter than a genius? You have no chance of winning. You should compete with his stupidity and win.

18, I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

19, during the exam, the invigilator asked me to hand in something unrelated to the exam. I really want to hand it in myself.

20. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Sentences used to send jokes to friends circle 2 Select funny sentences to friends circle.

1, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

2. People like you can make you live for at most two episodes in the drama I directed.

3, a sister sent Weibo: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: it is ok to buy things without giving money.

4. Although people are animals, it's a pity that many people have changed back …

5. Money is not the most important thing in the world, but love is; Fortunately, I love money.

6. Every time you say that I am not independent enough, I choose silence. I really want to tell you that it's time for you to go when I no longer depend on you.

7.iphone is thinner, ipad is thinner, Oreo is thinner and even feels thinner. Homework Jun, when will you get thinner?

8. Mr. Homework, let's break up, because you are really not suitable for me. I fell in love with Mr. Summer Vacation.

9. You can only drive a Land Rover if you are young and don't work hard, then you can only drive a Li Xia.

10, I will be scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I will go online to eat if I don't get up in the morning and shout don't stay up late at night ~

1 1, I probably have a bunch of diseases, amnesia, paranoia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, and neuropathy. I'm sick.

12, every time the exam, the teacher said: Next, put things that have nothing to do with the exam on the podium. I really wanted to put myself up there.

13, the old man lay in bed, called his three sons and took out a pair of chopsticks. The eldest son took a chopstick and broke it and said, Dad, please take out another chopstick. We understand. The old man's tears overflowed instantly: you are paralyzed. These chopsticks are all I have in my life, and I let you break them.

14, Olympic News: The Russian Olympic delegation was robbed as soon as it arrived in Rio. More than 60 robbers were all seriously injured, and only one Russian player was slightly injured because he stabbed himself with a bottle. More than 60 thugs learned from their experience and stared at a van of the Indian team for robbery. Unexpectedly, 100 people got off the van, and more than 60 thugs were looted by the Indian team. Now they are waiting for rescue.

15, a man as strong as an iron tower, has never been scolded by his thin daughter-in-law, never touched or even talked. Whenever I am angry, I go to the railway station and deliberately expose my money to the outside for thieves to steal. Beating a thief is a tragedy! Over time, all the thieves in the railway station knew. When he came, he said that this grandson was angry at home, and Nima came out to find someone to vent it on!

16, after visiting the supermarket, I saw an old lady spending RMB. She took it out and handed it to the cashier. The cashier looked at your drawer and found that there was no change, so she asked her, Aunt, do you have any? The old lady smiled from ear to ear and replied cheerfully: Not bad, I have many sons.

17, at the beginning of school, the new teacher opened the door and slapped us on the podium. He looked at us coldly and said, I tell you, I never speak justice. The atmosphere in the class suddenly became a bit dignified. After a while, his expression changed. He said, Because I teach geography. ...

18, it's not that many men in China don't like dressing up, but they are a little biased in aesthetics and confident in honey juice. For example. The same is trying on clothes. My mother will ask me if it looks good, I will say it doesn't, and my mother will go back for a change until we are both satisfied. My dad asked me, do I look good? I said I didn't look good. He said you didn't know anything, and then he went out.

19. Yesterday, my nine-year-old niece told me on QQ that she broke up with her ex who had been in contact for three weeks last night. She was very painful and advised me: Auntie, love hurts! Also lamented: ask the world how to teach people to live and die together! Then continue to say: 18 years old is a wise decision not to fall in love.

20. After athletes from all countries arrive at the Rio Olympic Village, delegations from other countries should guard against throwing things. Only the DPRK delegation is the mobilizer and staff to guard against throwing things.