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Talk about classic quotations

In short, talk about classic quotations.

In short, let me say a classic quotation:

1, a more shameless era, that is called excellent psychological quality.

I won't stop you if you want to go. If you want to die, I will help you!

3. Men's words are unreliable.

4. Don't talk about sincerity. Everyone's heart is real.

5. It's mine. Nobody wants to touch it. If it's not mine, I don't want it.

Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt them.

7. It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is what you want to do when you come into my life.

8. The world is so big, I feel so unlucky to know you.

9. If anyone burns my sister's paradise, I will stew her wings.

10, awesome people are not how many backstage people have, but how many backstage people can do.

1 1, I am the sun, I don't need to rely on anyone's light!

12, even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up strongly and say contemptuously to him? Are you in the same hospital as me?

13, I won't be so hopeless. I hope you will live better than me after breaking up with you.

14 I always swear to my best friends and brothers. If I am polite to you, I'm sorry, we are strangers!

15, it's the brothers who guide you, but it's the enemies who push you into the corner!

16, if you don't love me, get out of my heart, my life and my dream, ok?

17, if you don't like me, don't hang around in front of me all day.

18, I can be so strong that God loves me.

19, people who change their minds are like dogs. Whoever has the ability will be taken away!

I am ugly, but I have music and beer.

2 1, if cutting your wrist will kill you, why is the broken arm alive?

22. I have my own discretion in falling in love, which will not affect my study!

Don't mess with me when I don't smile at you.

24. You have many sisters, and you don't lack me, but I am the only one who is good to you!

25. None of the twinkling stars are sincere. They are all rubbish.

26. Once you were the oxygen in my life, now you only deserve to be carbon dioxide.

27. No matter how ordinary you are, it is also a limited edition. Don't look down on yourself.

28. Being beautiful is nothing, but being beautiful is king.

29. Don't say no until you try!

30. If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

3 1, don't flatter yourself, don't be emotional, and don't let yourself be promiscuous.

32. Some people will never know what it means to push your luck unless you are angry.

33, I can only love you, what do you leave me!

34. It is lovers who end the chat with good night, friends who end the chat with bye-bye, and hardcore who end the chat with rolling calves.

35. Why do women keep bangs? It can also be a female sweat without bangs.

36. We can't satisfy everyone. After all, not everyone is human.

37. Try not to make noise when you can start work and try not to leave anyone alive when you can die.

38. I am a single cell, without feminine taste, thick-skinned, with a bad figure, and I like to make trouble without reason.

39. I would rather run alone in the heavy rain than throw myself into your hypocritical arms.

40, rotten people must be bitches, bitches are not necessarily rotten people.

4 1, I am not a lady, and I am better than you pretending to be a lady.

42. If you were here, I would love you forever. If you are not here, I will give up my love.

I hate people like that, so I won't do that anyway.

44. I really feel that some people are embarrassed not only in appearance, but also in their bones.

Would you please turn 360 degrees in the opposite direction to me? Uniform motion? Get out.

46. I really like my invulnerability.

47. Anyone can rob a man, but not a girlfriend.

48. My enthusiasm is limited, so you should hurry up.

49. I will not bow my head, I don't know how to retain, and I am not good at words. This could be me.

50. The social road is difficult, and some people have dogs.

In short, the classic quotation says two words:

1, 20 14? Happiness? Guide: There are no patients at home, no relatives in prison, no enemies outside, no villains in the circle, no bad people around, no lovers, noble people for promotion, and acquaintances for work.

2, the sorrow of unmarried people-2010 widowed year, 20 14 bachelor year, 20 14 doomsday!

The Spring Festival is coming soon. I didn't save any money when I should have saved it. Now it's really saved. The money is worthless.

4. In the supermarket, I saw a crab with flowers climbing from the freezer of 18.9 yuan to the cabinet of 28.9 yuan, and I was in tears. You are so fucking self-motivated!

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5.Mopper translated the names of foreign bands according to the standards of the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television: Western Development Singing Group-Western Life; -Cold Play, a cold performance band; Super boy group-super junior; Dung band-The Beatles; -Snow Patrol, a band of city managers on snowy days; -Director of Band Radio Station of SARFT

6. Meet two Frenchmen. One may be a teacher who teaches Chinese, and the other should be his student. The teacher happily pointed to the China calendar and said to the students, Look, these two words pronounce' Lei Feng'. This is Lei Feng Memorial Day. He is famous in China because he helped many people before his death. ) The student said admiringly, Ah, you are well informed! With that, they left happily. I leaned down and saw that the calendar said "First Frost!

7、? Because of the college entrance examination, the best two years of your life were ruined. Sixteen or seventeen should be the age to fall in love, form your own band, travel to your favorite places, and do things you will never dare to do again. ? -A British undergraduate told a high school student in China.

8. What is the domain name bjhjyd of Beijing Yaohao website? Beijing relieves congestion? Consists of the first letters of six pinyin. There are many versions of Cat Pup? Interpretation? The predicted version of Beijing will also be congested; The desperate version of Beijing will be a huge congestion; The optimistic version of Beijing is afraid of congestion; Don't worry about going home to block the broken version; Looking forward to the Beijing version for a long time; Blame dad for not seeing the number.

9. Don't feel abandoned by the world, and the world has no time to talk to you?

10, Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you embarrass Swallow and Ziwei! What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, you only remember Sister Xia Rong who was boating by Daming Lake. Do you remember?

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

12, a child asked a rich man: Sir, why are you so rich? The rich man said: I had nothing like you when I was a child. My father gave me an apple, so I sold it, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it to buy four more apples. The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, you know your sister. Later, when my father died, I inherited all his inheritance.

13, translated into Chinese at will, just one word: coward.

14, everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

15, the National Development and Reform Commission finally surpassed the Bureau of Statistics, saying that the per capita green space in Beijing is twice that in Paris. Netizen is the best mop reply:? QQ Farm, forget it?

16, a classmate recited the words in the fourth grade, and finally fell ill and was hospitalized. A friend came to visit the ward. At the bedside, my friend held his hand. Are you okay? What did the doctor say?

17, I am seventeen, he is seventeen, and you are seventeen? After General Kaede Matsushima, he became the captain of the pistol team.

18 What animal is the fiercest in nature? ... answer:? Zebra! ? . . . Why? Because zebra's English name is Z-Bra! ! ! !

19, netizens concluded: God is a girl, Bring Me to Your Heart is from America, Two Butterflies from Denmark, Night from Britain, Same Song from Britain, and Hey Jude is Wei from Britain.

20. The letter meaning of the joke cup: a cup? Airport: Airport, B Cup? There are almost no C cups there? Cando: Not bad, D cup? Great: perfect. E cup? Ecstasy: ecstasy, F cup? Fake: Is it fake? G cup? God: God.

2 1, excellent female secretary: good morning, boss! ? Best female secretary: Good morning, boss! ?

22, the student ID card admission ticket ID card did not bring the next link: the listening question reading question composition question did not answer! Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

23. There are two most difficult things in the world: one is to put your own thoughts into other people's heads, and the other is to put other people's money into your own pockets. The former successfully called the teacher, and the latter successfully called the boss; Both are successful. You can call them wives, universities or churches. (Inspirational World www.cnfla.net)

There are two principals in our middle school, one is the principal and the other is the vice principal. But the tragedy happened: the principal's surname was Fu and Fu Shujia; The vice principal's surname is Zheng (Zheng doesn't know). What a coincidence! The principal's surname is Fu, and the vice principal's surname is Zheng? So every time the leader speaks, he will make a joke: let's ask President Fu to speak, or let's ask President Zheng to speak-tangled!

25、? Do you know why children like tadpoles? No? Because they are tadpoles! ?

26. Shanglian: House prices have gone up, land prices have gone up, oil prices have gone up, electricity prices have gone up, water prices have gone up, food prices have gone up, meat prices have gone up, egg prices have gone up, vegetable prices have gone up, and drug prices have gone up. This one has gone up, and that one has gone up. How to get a word up? Go up and go up. The second part: it is difficult to go to school, join the army, find a job, buy a house, rent a house, choose a spouse, get married, have children, seek medical care, provide for the elderly, men and women, and see the world even harder. Hengpi: Living in China.

27. God is fair to everyone. If you give one thing, you will get another. We always see what he took, but we can't see what he gave us.

28. 10 to 12 women who don't sleep are shameless; If you don't go to bed until 4 am, you will die soon. Do you often live a shameless and desperate life?

29. "Let the Bullets Fly" Ren Lei's Quotations: 1 I thought we should drink the wine bit by bit, and the road should be taken step by step. If you take too big a step, the egg will pull. 2, you don't want beauty, you don't want money, what do you want? Are you going to kill me or sleep with me? There is no road in the world. With legs, there is a road. 5. If you live, you will die sooner or later; If you die, you will live forever. 6. She is a widow, and I can't let her be a widow.

30. A childhood friend died in a car accident in 2008. The QQ avatar has been black and the signature will never change:? I am a special person. He only loves me. I just want to throw a cloud into my heart. ? I feel sad every time I see it. In our generation, the Internet is a tombstone, and every signature may be our epitaph.

3 1, there is a crash called password input error, and there is a crash called account login in different places. There is a feeling called invisibility. There is a misunderstanding called man-machine offline. One loss is that you have no authority.

32. If I plan to have two children before the age of 30, and the difference between the children is three years, then I have to have my first child at the age of 27 and get pregnant at the age of 26. If you want to get pregnant after two years, you have to get married at the age of 24. If you want to get engaged, it will take you a year to meet your parents, travel and prepare for the wedding, then you have to get engaged at the age of 23. How can it take two years to get engaged, and then meet this person at the age of 2 1? I have to be friends for a year before dating, so I should have found this person by now.

33. Good night means: Wan 'an! Unpacking the Chinese pinyin of this word is: I love you, love you! Good night Pinyin Wan 'an, except that each letter represents a word, which is Woaini, Aini? I love you, love you!

34. Teacher: What's the difference between a condom and a parachute? Boy: A top guard and a bottom guard. Teacher: 60 points. Girl: One person is missing when the parachute is broken, and one person is missing when the condom is broken. Teacher: 100

35, I don't want much, a glass of water, a piece of bread, a sentence I love you; If you are extravagant, I hope: you pour your own water and cut your own bread, and you tell me that I love you?

36. What is the best international comment recently? North Korea: orphans; South Korea: Let the bullets fly; United States: the legendary swordsman; China: If You Are the One +2

37. In Let Bullets Fly, Uncle Ge told Uncle Jiang that there are two things I haven't told you. In fact, ya took the orphan Zhao and you are the one behind Jiang Wen's back!

38. Christmas, the sentence with the highest sugar content: My name is Christmas, will you give me happiness?

39. Nowadays, women let bullets fly at night if you are the one during the day, so there are a lot of orphans causing trouble.

40. Apple is Jay Chou, hated but really talented. Blackberry is Eason Chan. It goes its own way. Nokia is Andy Lau, with no obvious shortcomings, and has been working hard. Motorola is Huang Qiusheng, with classic movies, but always bad movies. Samsung is Wu Zhenyu, and its products are a bit evil. Siemens is a legend in Leslie Cheung, but it is over. HTC is Aaron Kwok, always trying to prove itself, but it's the same every time.

4 1, how can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually!

42. Love everything about a person, including his cotton trousers!

43. Following the release of Let Bullets Fly, a new film of the National Development and Reform Commission, Let Oil Prices Fly, will be released nationwide today. It is estimated that the box office revenue will exceed 1 100 million yuan. Not to be outdone, the Ministry of Land and Resources will broadcast a new film "Let Land Prices Fly" at the end of the year. Coincidentally, the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development is also preparing to jointly plot to shoot the blockbuster "Let House Prices Fly".

44. Gong Yu's family has two sons, and there are two big mountains at the door. The mountain seriously hindered the development of economic transportation, so Gong Yu moved the mountain with his bare hands. The expert tried to prove that Gong Yu was a fool. The foolish old man said in awe, I am dead, and there are my two sons, my son is dead, and there are grandchildren, and there are endless grandchildren. I'm afraid I can't move this mountain! Hequ smiled and said, I'm sorry for your kindness. I don't know if your two sons are gay.

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