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How to ask for Christmas presents gracefully?

Christmas is coming,

It is said that beautiful people receive Christmas presents.

However, Bian Xiao is still empty-handed ~

So Bian Xiao worked hard,

With this strategy,

I plan to send it to all WeChat friends in groups.

Whether to give me a Christmas present,

It's up to you

Direct type

To be sincere, you'd better be a little shy.

Add a little injustice,

This expression can be practiced in front of the mirror.

It'll be perfect then.

"Dear, the festival seems to be coming soon.

Is the gift ready? "

Open your eyes when you're done.

Show all your expectations,

Show that if he refuses you,

You will die of a broken heart.

Seeing his hesitation,

Is that how you see him?

The eyes must be wronged with expectation.

If he turns you down,

You just put your hands behind your back,

Draw a circle on the ground with your feet.

Eyes full of sadness.

Look at him piteously again,

Pie pie and say you don't love me.

And then whatever you do, you have to say,

The present you saw recently,

Said it was beautiful, wanted it,

Delicate the gift you want.

Talking to his daily life,

Give it to him anyway.

At last he agreed,

You should look at him with excitement and happiness.

Then we'll see if there are any presents,

Come back next holiday, haha ~

euphemism

Probably send a few more pictures below when chatting.

Will have a multiplier effect!

Pre-emptive enemy type

Prepare Christmas presents for friends first,

Tell him over and over again,

You have to give him a Christmas present! ! !

Shame him,

Make him feel guilty,

Let him consciously return the gift,

However, this method is risky,

If you meet shameless friends,

Your Christmas present may be,

Meat buns beat dogs and never come back!

The most powerful secret

Forward this article to a friend.

Everything is self-evident!

There is no problem asking for gifts.

But if his gift to you is like this,

I would rather it never happened.

Bian Xiao promised that if you received it,

If it is light, it will cut the robe and break the righteousness.

If it is serious, it will die ~ ~ ~

Wanglaoji animal year socks

I hope Wang Laoji will not sue you.

Otherwise you can't afford it. I tell you.

Boyfriend's elbow pillow

The days when my boyfriend is away.

(? Or no male friends at all)

You have to rely on something.

But I think it's better to buy my boyfriend online.

Facial organ candle

This thing can no longer be described as weird.

Imagine you're home alone,

Burn an ear first,

Burn another nose ~

It's not Christmas Eve, it's Halloween!

Electric rolling fork

This is really cute.

Much like an automatic toothbrush.

But?

Isn't this look a little? dirty

A little bit. . . Japanese feelings

Toothpaste extrusion device

It's really disgusting!

Now there are colleagues who keep wiping their noses in the office.

Bian Xiao couldn't make up his mind.

What would it taste like if I brushed my teeth with his snot?

What if he just ate leeks?

Riding Santa Claus

Bian Xiao guarantees.

You Wang Xingren will go crazy.

Your cat will go crazy.

All pets will go crazy.

This is a completely disgraceful thing, okay?

Salted fish slippers

I gave this gift to tell him,

He will always be a salted fish. Can't he turn over?

Or the salted fish that you have been stepping on ~

target

Seeing the name of this gift definitely makes you

Blushing, heartbeat, imagination,

When did friends become so sweet?

However, it is really just an object.

Five-year college entrance examination

Bian Xiao imagined this painting.

That's probably it!

So what is the ultimate meaning of giving gifts?

Look here.

Or look at Jin Ying!

Bian Xiao should be spoiled in advance.

Jin ying gave IPhone X for Christmas,

Five-day tour for two people in Sanya, a large number of JD.COM thousand yuan shopping cards.

The gift will be announced tomorrow, so stay tuned!